What did she mean by this?
>She seems embarrassed but there is no reason to be. This still technically married foreign born A- list mostly movie actress who seemingly starred in one type of movie while married is dating someone not old enough to drink. Yes, her daughter is not that far in age from the boyfriend but everyone says the actress has never been happier, so good for her. Plus, her ex is an a-hole who deserves some payback. Kate Beckinsale/Len Wiseman
>it's an everybody posts about their trashy moms and being molested thread
YES
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based
literally no ass
>children's toys under the tv
>Blow Up poster
Is this her house?
Also, why does every rich person have a tv cabinet like that?
10/10
literally a 4/10
is it true she has her own dildologist?
Strangest blind items you've seen?
>Jet Li runs a massive Triad drug smuggling ring
>Sandra Bullock is a tranny
>Gérard Depardieu gets his choice of lolis courtesy of Putin
>Tom Cruise is in a gay relationship with David Miscavige
>Jet Li runs a massive Triad drug smuggling ring
Wasn't that Jackie Chan?
>Sandra Bullock is a tranny
I can see it.
>Gérard Depardieu gets his choice of lolis courtesy of Putin
lol
>Tom Cruise is in a gay relationship with David Miscavige
I believe this.
>Tom Cruise is in a gay relationship with David Miscavige
not really that strange
My mom has a tattoo of lips on her buttcheek.
>mfw she made me put on lipstick and kiss her buttcheek so the tattoo artist would know where to tattoo and what shape
I'm sure I won't have any issues in the future because of this.
>tfw this thread has no chance of being as good as the one from earlier where the user told the story about his mom getting lips tattooed on her ass
Not just lips. HIS lips.
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Why did everyone in that thread have a pedomom?
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I was in that thread and I didn't.
I was the guy that remembered his dad kissing him on the lips.
its called roleplaying
last nights thread was way better desu
>nothing weird or pedo shit happened to me
>still into mommy fetishes and play mommys in erp
i guess im just a freak naturally.
>play mommys in erp
You PLAY the mommy?
I think most people's parents do questionable things to them, and they only realize it's questionable in hindsight usually. Like having your son put on lipstick and kiss your ass is next level, but your dad kissing you or your mom asking to see your dick to make sure you don't have penis mites are just things they do because they love you and want you to be safe and well. They don't mean anything gross by it.
yes is that wrong?
no
>OH YEAH FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WITH YOUR FAT SON COCK
it's a little gay
that's all
also pic related is Kate's daughter's hand and Kate holding the fleshlight
AHHHH
this was a comfy thread earlier, but can it survive the europoor invasion of the morning? we'll see
>implying its anything like that
clearly no idea or no taste in ERP
>that ass
is that jessica chastain?
yes
>ywn be an 18 year old kid with a king size sex drive fucking one of the hottest milfs in the world and getting to plow dat god tier ass before sneaking downstairs to plow her equally hot jailbait daughter
fml
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god bless body makeup
mommy
OP, she's a whore who pretends to be an English rose.
ok, what's that from?
Koksal Baba looks on in his favorite Turkish baseball team hat and wonders why it can't be him she's kissing.
Considering how much less he makes than ScarJew in movies where he plays the title character, he's earned them.
>yfw Keanu dated Bollock and recently dated a tranny...
jews are our overlords
face it, white boy
delet this