*leans back*

>Negan sits down to make a thread on Sup Forums
HOO MOMMA
I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND FIRE UP MY BROWSER BECAUSE SIR I AM COASTIN FOR A POSTIN
FUCK ME THAT TEXT IS A MIGHTY FINE SHADE OF GREEN
NOW... AM I, OR AM I NOT, A ROBOT
LEMME CLICK HERE ON THE... WHAT IS THAT, UHH, CAPTCHA?
STOREFRONTS? HEH, EASY PEASY LEMON LIME AN' SQUEEZY
WHAT KINDA IMAGE SHOULD I USE RICK?
AN ANIME GIRL? C'MON YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN RICK THAT USE YOUR HEAD
MMMM LOOKS LIKE THE MEME TRAIN EXPRESS IS JUST ABOUT READY TO LEAVE THE...
VERIFICATION EXPIRED? PISSIN' DICKS THAT SHIT DOES NOT FLY NOT ONE BIT
>Negan smashes his computer with Lucille
HNNNNGHHH, SORRY BABY GIRL I DIDN'T MEAN TO EXECUTE A .BAT FILE
UHH WAS THE JOKE REALLY THAT BAD?

....Thats pretty accurate. Moderately good work

POSTIN IT LIKE A CHAMP
OOOOOOOHHHH WEEEEEEEEEEE
YES SIR THIS POST SURE DOES TICKLE MY FANCY
LOOOK AT ME, IM NEGAN
LOOOK AT ME
OOOOOOHHHH BOY CHEETOS
MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY
OHHHHHH BOY RICK DID YOU KNOW I WAS IN WATCHMEN, RICK
MOOOOHHHHHH BOOOOOOYYYY RIIIIIICK AND CARRRRRRRRRRLLLLL

>Negan wants a sandwich
*leans in close*
you know what rick, lucille isn't really thirsty right now but.....
*bounces on his feet and leans back 50 degrees*
I AM STARVING, I THINK I WILL TAKE SOME OF THAT GRUB.
YESSIR, YOU SEE RICK WATCHING YOU ALL PLAY HIDE AND SEEK WITH MY GUNS , AND THEY ARE MY GUNS JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, REALLY WORKED UP MY APPETITE. I HOPE THE FAT LADY DIDN'T EAT ALL THE INGREDIENTS OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY.
SO RICK, YOU AND FATTY OVER THERE ARE GONNA POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PANTRY
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
*leans back*
I WANT THAT LOVELY LADY THAT KILLED US THAT DEER, TO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
MMHMMM I WANT A FRENCH ROLL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE THEM RIGHT?
YOU WAVED THE WHITE FLAG AS FAST AS A FRENCH MAN.
*Rick still looking off into the distance with a thousand yard stare leads Negan to the Pantry*
HEY FATTY WHAT YOU GOT ON THE MENU.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL JUST STROLL THROUGH AND PICK WHAT I WANT.
PICKLES IN A JAR, MMMM THOSE ARE A GREAT REMINDER OF THE SITUATION YOU'RE IN AYY RICK?
IS THAT HAM? I THOUGHT THE ONLY THING PIGGY AROUND HERE WAS FATTY WATCHING THE FOOD. I THINK I'LL TAKE A COUPLE SLICES OF THAT.
OH MY GOD RICK YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE! ROAST BEEF? WELL GEE WILLICKERS YOU KNOW I LOVE ME SOME ROAST BEEF. I HAD SOME OF THE ROAST BEEF DWIGHT GAVE ME AWHILE BACK LAST NIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
DID YOU GUYS GROW YOUR OWN LETTUCE? YOU KNOW I AM A GROWING BOY BUT AS A NICE GUY I THINK I'LL ONLY TAKE A PIECE.
HEY RICK PASS THE MUSTARD, YOU BARELY HAVE ENOUGH HERE TO MUSTARD UP A DECENT SANDWICH
"we have mayo too if you want"
*negan's smile instantly drops*
NO THAT SHIT WILL NOT FLY HERE
*Lucille's the mayo jar*
I guess you could say Lucille had to KO the mayo
NOW THEN, LET'S TRY THIS BAD BOY OUT.
TIME TO BRING THIS GRAVY TRAIN DOWNTOWN.
MMMMM NOW THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING TO GET SANDWICHED AROUND HERE, YOUR WIFE RICK?
*chucks the sandwich away after one bite biting his tongue chuckling*

>Express ride to my pie hole
Hope Negan posting has more legs than Welles posting.

Welles posting?

I hope so too

Orson Welles
Mwwwwaaaaaahhh
French
Paul Mason
ect

MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thefrench.... havealwaysbeen celeBRATED for their EXCELLENCE

KEK

>it's a Sup Forums ruins a meme in less than a day thread

*stops*
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL WITH THE WAY YOU'RE SHITPOSTING HERE RICK

>rubs Lucille on crotch
WOAH PARDNER, THAT SHIT DOES NOT FLY HERE
>dances while slowly removing clothes
DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D ALLOW THAT SHIT HERE
>swings undies around and tosses them to nearest goon
WHHEEEEEEEEEEEW BOY. THE MOMENT WE'VE ALL BEEN A-WAITIN' FOR
>bends over, suggestively
YOU REALLY THOUGHT I'D JUST LET YOU FUCK ME LIKE A BITCH, RICK?
>swings back around at lightning speed, crushing your head in with Lucille
HOT DAMN

>its a tender redditor cares way too much about Sup Forums memes post

...

Well hot diggity dog. This place is magnificent! A blessing in the skies in this doggy dog world.

I'm lovin it

I wonder if the actor reads these.

>yfw there's an entire episode of Negan monologues

WELL HOT DIGGITY DOG ON A STICK

Fag is gayer than John Travolta and Fonzie combined

that was monday's episode

He had a hatchet

*sniffs*
ey rick
*rubs head*
mask u summin
*gives carl a gun*
how u gon protec lori and coral mayn
*mows rick's lawn*
ey mayn u need to listen to me mayn
*fucks lori*
thangs ain't how dey used to be rick
*chimps out*
EY U NEED ME MAYN

*leans back*
*loses balance*
*falls*
*gives no more speeches*
*the car ride home is very awkward for his men*