Character drives a shitty old car

>Character drives a shitty old car
>"Listen to her purr!"

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>Character drives a product placement car
>"Check out this ride!"
>5 minutes of the camera ogling the car

>5 minutes of the camera ogling the car
>5 fucking minutes
Wtf movies have you been watching

>character reveals lackluster/junky car
>sidekick/love interest stops dead in their tracks and drops their jaw as if someone not owning a sportscar is a sin against god

>Post apocalyptic zombie infested hell world
>People drive around in shiny new Hondas
FUCKING WALKING DEAD

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Bones is a comfy procedural with an autismowaifu, but fuck are the product placements for cars just so jarring. Literally a B-plotline happened because a character was showing off a car's "cool feature"

Should the zombies eat the shiny cars?

Has the show been going long enough that cars manufactured after the beginning of the show have started showing up in it?

>90s/early 00's teen movie
>2 minutes of some shitty indie punk band playing a song while the characters slowly prowl the club/party looking for someone/something
>cuts between the band hamming it the fuck up and the characters

>character turns off old shitty car
>it continues to sputter

yes

>protagonist sits in class
>the lecture has something to do with the overarching narrative of the film
>protagonist is asked for their opinion or attention

>Character still hasn't gotten his driving license

>at first his opinion is non-existent or juvenile
>after the climax of the film he suddenly gets it

>Severe global gasoline/energy shortage
>Drives a car with two V16 engines

>very masculine main character is in a hurry to get somewhere and has to borrow a car
>it's a hot pink VW bug, prius, or other effeminate looking car with a girly custom license plate

Kek

>character is injured
>another character takes 1 quick glance at the wound
>''Your gunna need stitches''

>The burly manly man is in a hurry
>He has to borrow a little girl's bike

>it's a car chase scene
>car has an engine which was made specifically for the film just to make it sound different

don't you EVER make fun of my car

>college scene
>professor talking about some high school level shit in front of a blackboard with E=mc^2 written on it

>characters get into old car
>"There's a trick to getting her started"
>Starts hammering on the dashboard, turns key three times and engine starts

Worked best in Ace Ventura

>"promise you'll take care of her" (referring to car)
>"not even a single scratch"
>proceeds to wreck the absolute shit out of it

the 90s were great, fuck you nu-male scum

>Dad gives teenage son car keys on him getting his driver's license
>"AWW SWEET, THANKS DAD"
>the two of them proceed outside of the house
>old rusty car sitting in the drive
>camera cuts to the dad and son's faces
>dad is smiling and son is grimacing
>"Ain't she a beaut?"

The 90's were the birth of nu-males though

>character masturbates and cleans up with towel
>Doesn't finish on their own face and rub it in to clean their orifices
Cmon Hollywood...

the 00s were

Name 58 flicks where this happens

...

Ah-bloo-bloo

>character drives a poor man's "sports car" like a Corvette
>omg is that '63!?!?
>heh, you know your cars

>sport film
>main character has awful technique

>I'll start

>car is referred to as a "ride"
Go fuck yourself

>Character drives a shitty old car
>"Listen to her purr!"
>"I don't even realize what people see in those soulless shiny new cars"
>Car instantly breaks down
>Passenger turns towards the driver
>"You were saying?"

Ah-bloo-bloo

>Character is a struggling writer
>Lives in fully-furnished apartment in Manhattan

>Character comes back home from the past to his altered future.
>He gets the ultimate car he wanted sitting in his garage.
>Before he can drive it, another character comes in in his own car and forces the protagonist to go to the future.

Oh fuck off

Name 12 flicks, 3 movies, 22 cinèmás and 5 kinos where this happens.

>character does strength training
>it's bench press with a godawful looking bench
>form is fucked up

Unironically me.

>Character drives a shitty old character
>Has no trouble keeping up with the bad guy in his supercar

They must be MAD or something

>Characters find packages of drugs
>Runs knife into package, takes out a little bit and tastes it
>"Yep, it's cocaine"

>bad guy about to buy a package of drugs
>runs knife into it, takes out a bit and snorts
>"OOOHHH AAH YYEAAHHHH UUUHHH THIS IS THE STUFF HNNGHHH"

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>car is referred to as "wheels"

Ah-bloo-bloo

>dad wakes up for breakfast
>fully set breakfast, looking to feed 15 people
>kids sitting around the table, messing around
>mom says: drink your orange juice scotty!
>dad sits down, has one sip of coffee and a bite of toast with nothing on it save butter
>"honey, i gotta go"
>kisses her on the cheek as he leaves

every goddamn time.

>Black or redneck character
>Always speaks in double negatives like "I haven't done nothing"

Always the latest Hyundai

Fuck this shit so much.

>character in a technologically advanced society is looking at a hologram
>puts his hand through it like he's never seen one before

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HE NEEDS PROTEIN!!!!!!

>Character must solve captcha
>It's one of these fuckings things

AWHHHHHH THE SOUTH

>image.jpg

>shot of character sitting somewhere with a TV in the background
>whatever is currently airing on that TV relates to the character's struggles

Is this The Sopranos?

Because I'm still watching that show for the first time and it just dawned on me the amount of food porn that show actually has.

>character steps on the gas of a Japanese economy sedan
>V8 sound

>some tragedy has just happened to a a character
>they come home looking dejected
>their friends are throwing a surprise party for an event they forgot about

Everything wrong with Jurassic World summed up in 3 minutes

>person on the other end hangs up the phone
>hear dial tone
>character keeps repeating "hello" for a few seconds.

This

nu-males love le 90s nostaglia you retarded redditor.

If you're going to meme, meme right.

>character drives a car
>shakes the driving wheel like he was making driving in a hurricane

>character drives a bike
>stock sound effects of changing gears and revving up

>horse
>coconuts slamming against concrete noise

Name five films that do this.

>character playing a video game
>waves the controller around and taps random buttons like crazy

>leans forward and moves his head around

>cat
>constant meowing has been edited in

>character doing bench presses
>using all weight but still not enough
>adds paint cans, milk cartons, etc.

>watching movie set in the jungle
>someone unloads a machine gun
>hear this

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>live band performing
>drummer hitting every piece of the kit at random
>guitar player has clearly never held a guitar before

>main character comes out of grocery store
>some asshole is sweet-talking his ferrari like its his girlfriend

would be better if it was a good band like Death

>CIA is monitoring a guy
>"If he as much as farts, I want to know about it"

>characters are in a dangerous situation
>someone finds a stash of drugs
>moralfags burn or hide the drugs instead of using them as painkillers

Yeah?

>character gets a shit ton of money
>first thing they do is buy a bunch of fancy cars

>character needs a specific amount of money
>suddenly there's a competition where the prize is that exact amount

literally breaking bad

lmao. I hate to do this because I just said this Breaking Bad, but breaking bad. Even if it doesn't do it exactly. It's walt describing the trope of walt becoming evil.

>it took you three minutes to read that

>Character who speak good German is in Germany
>Speaks English to people anyway

holy shit. How many tropes are in Breaking bad

>post 2000
>"is this a secure line?"