I'm A Celebrity Thread

Haha look at me making the thread ten minutes early! What am I like?!

Bant and Kek would be proud.

might as well have 10 minutes before everyone switches to the apprentice thread

You lads ready to scrutinise some identity-politics-obsessed PC adverts?

Everyone will be switching over to The Apprentice thread in about 24 hours and 10 minutes lad.

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wait what?

I want to cum inside Davina McCall

Pick your Chaser, lads.

It's on on Thursdays.

Ya silly cunt.

No matter how bad I did on the cash builder, if the dark destroyer came down the stairs I'd take the big offer.

the beast

>if the dark destroyer came down the stairs I'd take the big offer.
Bit gay, that

>5 unique posters

RIP /I'm A Celeb/

You had a shit run.

He's a big guy

FUCK

MARRY

KILL

FMK

hahahaha

look at us having another go at /imaceleb/

literally a bunch of lads watching the telly together

what a bunch of absolute mad men

Marry Lisa
Fuck Ola
Kill Vordz

>it will never be Ant and Dec and user

Keep the dream alive my dudes.

>Stephen Mulhern will never join Bant and Kek and become the perfect trio

This has picked up

>8 posters

The casuals have deserted us.

Ola's slightly shitty English is too qt

Has anyone bothered to download the app? I know it lets you vote for free but does it have anything else to offer?

This.

>28 the first night
>8 tonight
pretty much confirmed it will be dead by friday

Fuck Scarlett, marry Scarlett, kill everyone else.

It's "Hawking" you fucking plebs

no but if anyone does please vote for larry on my behaf

>Carol's panty line

Maaaaaaate

Will do.

Was that the real Stephen Hawking???

Keep this thread going lads

when do I get to see carol showering lads?

Only reason im watching it desu

I want this gogglebox bint to wade into the sea.

I've sent an SOS to int/brit/ lads.

See if we can save /imaceleb/.

Got her tits out on monday lad

You have to buy the star or go on the DM site for that nowadays.

thanks user

pics please I missed it

she's genuinely naughty as fuck

might have to use my golden years to try and fuck some Milfs, they're doing wonders for me compared to the generic slags that are everywhere

Anne

fuck the hoe in the middle, kill the hoe on the right, marry vorders

Don't you enjoy pyramid based time travel conspiracy theories?

cheers bruv, need some reinforcements

Tip of the nip

T I P O F N I P
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Who's your (somewhat realistic) ideal late addition to the camp?

I'd like Katie Hopkins.

>15 IPs

alri lads

FARAGE

>poignant and powerful message

> carol will never encourage you to eat nipples in the middle of the jungle while bant and kek watch.

why even live lads

I feel these types of trials wouldnt be too bad, how bad could the stuff taste?

She's fucking grim lad. I want Craig Charles to come back to take his crown.

Reminder

Do you think this is the first time Carol has had balls in her mouth?

:3

DELETE THIS

no way that's her

they already said its gonna be a guy from Dickinson's Real Deal, and danny baker iirc

>when she broke character on CBB because it was impossible for her to be the worst person in the room
Tele gold

>a black mum out of nowhere

Just fuck off

Still would desu

I could eat a knob at night.

I'm not trying to be mean but Moffatt is grim

>Getting into Oxbridge
>Get a Third

Is Carol the toppest lad?

>shitposters are just waking up

>David Dickinson
Please be real

dont care no ones perfect :-)

What do you think Vorders is like in the sack lads?

TOP BANTS FROM KEK

the duke himself?

not the man himself, just a guy from david dickinsons tv show

Carol getting those balls down

Carol looks like she's off her face.

Fucking dropped

Wouldn't mind her on my face desu

I'd give her a go like. Im not fussy. I'd have to rant about gogglebox being complete bollocks the entire time though.

filthy probs m8

saggy

The people on it don't even get paid, but producers will cover the cost of any takeaways the cast eat during filming.

Big Money Dave would be a great contestant

Do you think after all these years Bant and Kek have been conditioned to derive sexual gratification from forcing women to eat this shit in the Australian jungle?

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Would you rather eat the asshole or the beetle?

>they keep making Carol eat the sex organs

What did they mean by this?

Nutted but she still sucking

well lads?

Hey! What's up?

Asshole any day, alive shit creeps me out

Will you be my cheese wife?

nothing compared to tim wonnacott though

> TFW Carol Vorderman will never tease your balls with her fingernails and put her finger up your asshole as you fuck her

Friendly reminder that this season can never top last year which featured genuine psychopaths.

>these fucking noises

Havent seen carol gag once lads

;(

I know. It's hot.

Lady C was heroic at the eating.

>"it's rock hard; massive!"

Lady C was just a stuck up cunt. Chris was creepy as shit at times. I wouldn't be surprised if he had some kind of personality disorder.