/sag/ South Asia General

/sag/ - Random Facts About /sag/ Edition

Honorary Invitees: Afghanistan, Iran
Invited: Bangladesh, Bhutan, India, Maldives, Nepal, Pakistan, Sri Lanka
Not invited: People saying Afghanistan is not /sag/, Pajeets who can't into bantz

>Pakistan
The letters in Pakistan stand for: 'P'unjab, 'A'fghan, 'K'ashmir, -E-, Baluch'stan'

>Bhutan
Kicked out 25% of its population who were Nepali speakers in the 80s

>Bangladesh
Had its National Anthem written by the same guy who wrote India's National Anthem

>Afghanistan
The word Afghan actually refers to Pashtuns

>India
There are currently 63 different separatist movements going on in India

>Nepal
Nepalese are allowed to serve both in the Indian army and the British army.

>Sri Lanka
I donno, it's a pretty irrelevant place

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Why do Muslims hate pigs, when their prophet sucked a pig's dick everyday?

Daily reminder to ignore and hide posts belonging to insecure Pajeets retards

Yes

>tfw ywn rape and humiliate anzu.

What's Pakistan's opinion on Maulana Abul Kalam Azad?

This

Damn. Where is you pind located? What's your last name?

youtube.com/watch?v=HC172grgTwU

I like Kulvinder Billa's music.

Don't know. I don't follow Pakistani politics.
>Indain music

I've never been to pind except maybe ince but I was too young to remember. Bajwa

>Nepalese are allowed to serve both in the Indian army and the British army.
Aren't other nationality allowed to do that?

That one's alright, I guess
This is his best of course youtube.com/watch?v=FEU-LZiZIV4

Punjabi music is the best in South Asia, brah. No one even comes close to us.

>Bajwa
Nice. The previous head of the Congress in Punjab was a Bajwa. We also got Neeru Bajwa who is a pretty famous Punjabi actress.

How tall are you? Where are you now?

None

does your average Pakistani/Indian actually hate each other?

When can we annex bhutan?

>pakistani music
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Manlet. Dont ask.

In Islamabad

It is a de facto Indian protectorate, so only if someone nukes India, I guess

why do brown people care about surnames so much?
you really are a bunch of inbred fucks and this proves it

Ahamed be nice to your brothers please

KEK.

Pakistani music is best
youtube.com/watch?v=f8uK_mWnbr4

I've actually met and worked with Indians. They're pretty decent.

For those who want to see gurung traditional clothes
youtube.com/watch?v=X7Yk9IDEOxA

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That sucks. Well you're still a Jatt. Tell me about Jatts in Pakistan, man. Do you guys have a reputation for being aggressive and combative, like there is one in India.

What do you guys think of your Sikh/Hindu Jatt bros in India? Are they just Indians to you, or do you feel a link with them?

Do you Jatts marry within the biradari in Pakistan, or is it common for you to marry non-Jatts?

A surname tells you about the heritage, region and lineage of a person. Also, its cool to meet someone who shares a clan with a relative of yours.

Indian Hindus fucking hate Pakistanis. A bunch of people are facing charges of sedition and a life sentence because they celebrated Pakistan's cricket victory. It basically boils down to Hindus hate for Muslims

Much appreciated, brah.

>This is his best of course

Nah. I like Billa's songs which somewhat sounds traditional.

Jokes aside, Sami's old music was pretty based
youtube.com/watch?v=zy9QuP1m65U

Are you a Gurung?

Patrician taste. You Punjabi, brah?

youtube.com/watch?v=eUQuodji7ok

No newar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newar_people

Indian Punjab is pretty cool imo. I like punjabi movies too. Jatts marrying jatts is still a thing here.

>Indian Hindus fucking hate Pakistanis. A bunch of people are facing charges of sedition and a life sentence because they celebrated Pakistan's cricket victory. It basically boils down to Hindus hate for Muslims
Is that true even for the Muslims within the country?

>A surname tells you about the heritage, region and lineage of a person
in inbred countries

>charges of sedition and a life sentence because they celebrated Pakistan's cricket victory
i didnt believe this so i searched it up WTF

>You Punjabi, brah?
I am Anonymous.

Reported to FIA.

The laws in this country are retarded. Best not to reveal your true powerlevel in public places/social media or else some retard will get triggered and file a complaint against you.

> pass user
lmao we've got a cuck on /sag/

He's on VPN.I think he is British.

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Ammy Virk is also good.

>he's a google's product

Treat him with respect. Pass users's money is used to cover the expenses on Sup Forums's server so that we all can shitpost for free.

/ourguy/ is running the company now. Gotta support him

Yes but you're asking the wrong guy. He's an Anti-Hindu cuck

Do you know any Limbu person?

Main titliyon ke peeche bhaagoon

Many

You're alright.

Yea, his face makes me kek though
youtube.com/watch?v=0D-yiHJSiS4

Good to know. Paki Punjabi comedians are god-tier no one even close to their level in India

Nigga, muslims are getting lynched to death on a daily basis here. Hindus are otherwise attacked people looking visibly muslim and attacking them, making them drink piss and cow dung on purpose during Ramadan.

Muslims are the most backward community here. No one is willing to rent them their houses, everyone calls them a terrorist. They spend decades in jail on false charges.

Shit's fucked up. India is basically a Hindu Pakistan.

I donno what you'd have against that tbqh

Hindus ask for the country to be made a Hindu Nation and for the constitution to be repealed. They never get arrested or even censured.

>India is basically a Hindu Pakistan.

>his face makes me kek though
Why?

youtube.com/watch?v=xJXbDLlGDWk

Why're asking you though?

Just what is up with you and blatant generalizations? Is thinking about individuals too complicated for you?

Why're you asking though?*

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doing a watch

Amir khans grandpa right?

Donno, looks kinda dumb
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>vote in BJP-RSS to power in India
>vote in BJP-RSS to power in UP where the entire campaign was about fucking over Muslims with 45% vote
Not generalizing shit, brah

Once I met a Limbu guy. He said that they have originated from Yellow river civilization and Limbu land is rightful Chinese clay.

Electrical Engineering me rape ho jayega beta
Engineering hi Kyun karna rehta hai sabko.
Sit down and think for a day what you really want to do. Hating yourself later on wood be frutile

He has a Pendu look.

Wait what?
You voted for the BJP despite your hatred for Hindus?

Lel we fucked up Tibetans to BTFO them.Tibetans are always cucked by China or Nepal.

Pretty much. Why are you from, brah, seriously? Not gonna bully or anything.

Was talking about Hindus, brah.

>hatred for Hindus
What the fuck?

Are Indians here more fond of the Bharatiya Janata Party or the Indian National Congress?

What can you tell me about the Khampa warriors who were formed specifically to fight Nepalis?

>INC
Doesn't really have supporters in the middle class

>BJP
Yea, you'll find plenty of Hindus here who support it

What's are the stereotypes of people from different areas in India?

I know two guys from West bengal and Kashmir, and they couldn't be more different culturally.

I know different religion, but still, you'd swear they were from totally unrelated countries

>Why are you from, brah, seriously?
I am that Chhattisgarh guy.

>What can you tell me about the Khampa warriors who were formed specifically to fight Nepalis?
No they were here to fight against china after China captured tibet.They used to use Nepal as their base.They were nothing special really.Our government gave them ultimatum to drop weapon or to battle against us and they dropped weapon.

Cool, brah, sat sri akal.

>Kashmiris (Muslims)
Prettiest in India. Hate Indians. Want to separate.

>Punjabis (Sikhs/Jatts)
Love to party, sing and dance. Always ready for a fight.

>Haryana (Jatts)
Muscular. Laconic sense of humour.

>UP/Bihar
Diminutive. Donno how to say this, they are like Abbos in Australia

>Himachal/Uttaranchal (Hill people)
Nothing much to say

>Delhi
Shrewd, backstabbing people

>Rajasthan (Rajput)
Chivalrous, royal

>Central and South India
Don't give a shit. Someone else can fill you in
>Our government gave them ultimatum to drop weapon or to battle against us and they dropped weapon.
If it was anyone else I'd call him out for WE WUZZING, but yea, I can believe that happened with Nepalis

>Rajasthan (Rajput)

Not all Rajput are from Rajasthan. And not all Rajasthani are Rajput.

random fact
sri-lanka>maldives>>>india>bhutan>bangladesh>nepal>pakistan>>>>>afghanistan

objectively

True dat. I was just mentioning the dominant community of their respective regions. Rajputs are like 6% of the population of Rajasthan

I want a Pahari Rajput GF.

>6% of the population
>Dominant.

Why do you have the worst national anthem though

Too skinny for me. Jatt girls are

You know exactly what I mean, come on

Jatt girls are muscular like Amazons. Not surprising as Amazons were female Scythian warriors.

it was a ripoff of some bangladeshis song

Is this ugliness ranking?if so i pretty much agree

Fuck, I love being Punjabi. Kinda feel bad for all you guys who won't get to be part of the virsa.

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Kek

>anthem from bangladesh
>religion from india
is there anything original about you guys?

also the writer was clearly a fuckboi
look at that fuckboi face
>kys because a line was changed
lmoa

it's an objective ranking of quality of country my pajeety friend
also I hate to break it to you but thats a tamil, one of /yourguys/
oh the religion is certainly original
Buddha would turn in his grave if he wasn't cremated if he took a look at the state of Sri Lankan Buddhism

>dirty afghan subhumans being at the top instead of based bhutan

Sinhalese look a lot better lol

LOL

cricketers=niggers
much like englands football fans, its the entertainment of the weird low castes

>weird low castes
Are there casts in Sinhalese society too.

Sat Sri Akal momins, dead jew worshipers, commies, khalistani haramiyon

yes, though not to the same extent as some indian states

>No future thanks to his sex tape

You forgot cow piss chuggers

I didn't know he had a sex tape till now. Your mommy looks amazing sucking that black dick. Keep up the good work.

>Responding to retards
Show some class brah

>Reddit-tier bantz
Seek medical assistance

Ignore Poojesh's posts.

You sure did by replying to the post. Good work brainlet.

I didn't replied to POOjesh. I replied to the guy who replied to him.

>didn't replied

Here's your daily dose of copy pasta, Pajeet

>You probably come from a lower middle class background, and are insecure about your identity as a non-Brahmin, or because you were bullied for being a Baniya, I donno. But making edgy posts doesn't contribute anything to the discussion or the banter.

>Everyone else on this general comes from the upper class and couldn't give less of a fuck about religion or nationality. But you feel the need to barge in and spam that plebeian stuff so everyone just ignores you. The only reason I even respond is because it's embarrassing as someone who shares the same flag to see you guys throwing bitch fits here.

>It's like all the Hindus who start fawning over and taking selfies with white tourists. It's cringeworthy, and you don't even realise it. Not gonna bother responding to you after this post, anyway.

>t. POOjesh.

>couldn't give less of a fuck about religion or nationality
*tip

>Defending horrible grammar

How's your day going, cunts?