Survivor thread

I hope David gets ate by a shark for voting out Michelle edition

RIP

what if the wind blows really hard and pushes her

Who goes tonight?

god I would be a catholic again if michelle asked me to

2 cute

#pray4jay

Weren't the editfags saying michaela and Michelle were favorites?

>Adam knows I stole food. Better vote him out

taylor is such a lovable idiot

I hope he does well

Is the jew girl who breathed herself into a doc visit gonna win?

Would you convert to Christianity if it meant you could take Michelle's hand in marriage?

Keep in mind you'd have to be a good Christian, go to church every Sunday and could only have sex with her in the missionary position.

Hannah is fucking sexi

She's too pure for sex

Without a doubt. She's a mega QT.

>not being christian already

okay muhammad

She's not any of that. It was her character to get on the show

Someone link her bible videos

How long till another sponsored reward?

t. Guy noshing on Doritos and typing on a sprint phone

Hannah picked a horrible fucking team

Was David last picked?

She's really high.

that was after she slut it up in college, got pregnant, and her parents forced her to convert to not be disowned

>not having one person hold the net while the other 3 push the box

GURLLLL POWER!

>have a comp that necessitates muscle
>pick 0 muscle
Smart

>Jews picking teams

Team captain and doesn't even compete

that competition was a perfect summary of sundays game

Time for another female to get btfo at tribal

God teaches forgiveness and compassion. Sounds like she's a good Christian girl now.

Are you okay with getting the herp from her

>got pregnant

Does she have a kid or was she smart and had that thing aborted?

Her vag is loose. They wouldn't allow a c section

Hoping Taylor gets gang raped by a pack of wild baboons

Who the fuck is Sunday again?

adam

>yfw Sunday/Will final two

Is Adam literal reddit?

Can't wait till reddit goes home tonight

Zeke is gonna win isn't he?

Jew/high school kid showmance?

>Jay getting BTFO by Adam

Final 3

Adam
Ken
Will

No, he's coming back next season. That's why he's getting a good edit. See: Michaela

So Ken is gonna win then?

Yes

>Ken is having two back to back quiet episodes

Is our guy in trouble?

ken/david/hannah

of course

Adam is literally a redditor, yes

why are they playing ISIS execution music?

Fuck this comp

Oh shit I forgot we get to see Michelle all cleaned up and looking fly tonight

Then Darwinism does its job.

They always cut to that guy when they say soda/soft drink kek

fucking Jeff rubbing this in Will's face

Also why the fuck would Will sit out holy shit what an idiot

jeff what a narc

>lose in 30 seconds
How fucking retarded must she feel that she didn't eat

I thought they were gonna have to walk down the beam while balancing the ball

Ken has literally entered a different dimension of chi

>Will knew the surfer athletic dudes would excel in this comp and decided to opt out

How fucking smug he must be eating while everyone is starving because he knew how to read the other contestants with the most minimal of effort.

How fucking zen was Ken right there

/fit/ how do I achieve ken-mode?

You guys think Ken and Jess fucked?

#PRAY4JAY

KEN MASTERS

Is it true that zeke is actually a girl?

>my gf just texted me "omg look at Kens abs"

Am i getting cucked

I'd watch him fuck my non-existant gf

SS + GOMAD

Sunday was a huge slut in her day you just know it

>my knee hurts

Is Ken kill?

LEAVE JESS ALONE SHE IS THE LAST QT REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>not Hannah with her thicc jewbod

Hannah BLACKED when?

MICHELLE A CUTE

CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!

So pure

Brb converting

>Taylor's face checking out Michelle

She's a 7/10 at best

Oh shit Adam called out

Jew is uncomfortable

>tfw Taylor realizes that he should have been snuggling with Michelle instead of that slut Figgy

Adam's a fucking numale LOL

Why did Adam tell people about this shit?

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Adam is such a fuckin faggot

This is retarded.

Michelle is HOT

Taylor confirmed for villain in next Heroes vs Villains

Let me remind you that we are different generations!

>I'm not a dumb surfer

No you actually are Taylor you dumb fuck.

>DUMB SURFER

Why did Taylor do that?

Because he is a dumb surfer that has wet dreams of being a suicide bomber

If Jay gets voted out, Ponderosa is going to be a sex beach for the next 3 days

>Jay completely manipulating Taylor so that he doesn't have to play his idol

How long until Taylor fucks Michelle? One hour?

that would be extremely painful

Jay voted out Taylor

hah

thank god that fucking faggot is gone