I hope David gets ate by a shark for voting out Michelle edition
Survivor thread
RIP
what if the wind blows really hard and pushes her
Who goes tonight?
god I would be a catholic again if michelle asked me to
2 cute
#pray4jay
Weren't the editfags saying michaela and Michelle were favorites?
>Adam knows I stole food. Better vote him out
taylor is such a lovable idiot
I hope he does well
Is the jew girl who breathed herself into a doc visit gonna win?
Would you convert to Christianity if it meant you could take Michelle's hand in marriage?
Keep in mind you'd have to be a good Christian, go to church every Sunday and could only have sex with her in the missionary position.
Hannah is fucking sexi
She's too pure for sex
Without a doubt. She's a mega QT.
>not being christian already
okay muhammad
She's not any of that. It was her character to get on the show
Someone link her bible videos
How long till another sponsored reward?
t. Guy noshing on Doritos and typing on a sprint phone
Hannah picked a horrible fucking team
Was David last picked?
She's really high.
that was after she slut it up in college, got pregnant, and her parents forced her to convert to not be disowned
>not having one person hold the net while the other 3 push the box
GURLLLL POWER!
>have a comp that necessitates muscle
>pick 0 muscle
Smart
>Jews picking teams
Team captain and doesn't even compete
that competition was a perfect summary of sundays game
Time for another female to get btfo at tribal
God teaches forgiveness and compassion. Sounds like she's a good Christian girl now.
Are you okay with getting the herp from her
>got pregnant
Does she have a kid or was she smart and had that thing aborted?
Her vag is loose. They wouldn't allow a c section
Hoping Taylor gets gang raped by a pack of wild baboons
Who the fuck is Sunday again?
adam
>yfw Sunday/Will final two
Is Adam literal reddit?
Can't wait till reddit goes home tonight
Zeke is gonna win isn't he?
Jew/high school kid showmance?
>Jay getting BTFO by Adam
Final 3
Adam
Ken
Will
No, he's coming back next season. That's why he's getting a good edit. See: Michaela
So Ken is gonna win then?
Yes
>Ken is having two back to back quiet episodes
Is our guy in trouble?
ken/david/hannah
of course
Adam is literally a redditor, yes
why are they playing ISIS execution music?
Fuck this comp
Oh shit I forgot we get to see Michelle all cleaned up and looking fly tonight
Then Darwinism does its job.
They always cut to that guy when they say soda/soft drink kek
fucking Jeff rubbing this in Will's face
Also why the fuck would Will sit out holy shit what an idiot
jeff what a narc
>lose in 30 seconds
How fucking retarded must she feel that she didn't eat
I thought they were gonna have to walk down the beam while balancing the ball
Ken has literally entered a different dimension of chi
>Will knew the surfer athletic dudes would excel in this comp and decided to opt out
How fucking smug he must be eating while everyone is starving because he knew how to read the other contestants with the most minimal of effort.
How fucking zen was Ken right there
/fit/ how do I achieve ken-mode?
You guys think Ken and Jess fucked?
#PRAY4JAY
KEN MASTERS
Is it true that zeke is actually a girl?
>my gf just texted me "omg look at Kens abs"
Am i getting cucked
I'd watch him fuck my non-existant gf
SS + GOMAD
Sunday was a huge slut in her day you just know it
>my knee hurts
Is Ken kill?
LEAVE JESS ALONE SHE IS THE LAST QT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>not Hannah with her thicc jewbod
Hannah BLACKED when?
MICHELLE A CUTE
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!
So pure
Brb converting
>Taylor's face checking out Michelle
She's a 7/10 at best
Oh shit Adam called out
Jew is uncomfortable
>tfw Taylor realizes that he should have been snuggling with Michelle instead of that slut Figgy
Adam's a fucking numale LOL
Why did Adam tell people about this shit?
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Adam is such a fuckin faggot
This is retarded.
Michelle is HOT
Taylor confirmed for villain in next Heroes vs Villains
Let me remind you that we are different generations!
>I'm not a dumb surfer
No you actually are Taylor you dumb fuck.
>DUMB SURFER
Why did Taylor do that?
Because he is a dumb surfer that has wet dreams of being a suicide bomber
If Jay gets voted out, Ponderosa is going to be a sex beach for the next 3 days
>Jay completely manipulating Taylor so that he doesn't have to play his idol
How long until Taylor fucks Michelle? One hour?
that would be extremely painful
Jay voted out Taylor
hah
thank god that fucking faggot is gone