Why didn't Clark ever Fucking like Chloe? What was wrong with her!?
She was cute, independent, intelligent, and a strong female role model. She wasn't self centered like Lana!
It's bullshit that Clark ever loved her!
Why didn't Clark ever Fucking like Chloe? What was wrong with her!?
She was cute, independent, intelligent, and a strong female role model. She wasn't self centered like Lana!
It's bullshit that Clark ever loved her!
Must have wanked to her at least a hubdred times
why bother when you've got this instead
Lana was hotter
Lana happened to be 10x hotter, that's why.
>be super ultra fast
>doesn't put dick in every girl he meets
shit show
Lana was prettier, but Lois was hotter.
Nice troll but men don't want strong, independent, female role models for gf's. Unless they're cuckolds.
Since when did Sup Forums turn into Sup Forums where almost every post is a troll post.
Im certain everyonr thougt of this
You say that, but if you were in Clark's position, you wouldn't notice her either. Especially after his only other guy friend went into witness protection and she became his main bro.
about 3 years ago
Lex's sister was the hottest girl on that show
I'm with you, OP. Chloe was hot, and you know she was just dirty as all hell.
>I want you to choke me and fuck my ass, Kal-El
About the time TDKR was released.
she was a fish out of water
Smallville is Perfect-people-the-show
fucking everyone is a model
Cloe was "only" super hot, she wasnt perfect
and Clarke was too stupid to realize that flaws is what makes things interesting
...
Clark was a dick to her for not even giving her 1 pity fuck. How fucking naive can you be Clark?
its the birth of CW - beautiful people with problems.
Clark only put his dick in crazy. Chloe was too normal.
>First episode she reveals a huge wall full of conspiracy theories and fake news articles.
>Puts herself in peril to prove metahuman's exist
>pathological yearning to uncover the truth
>Takes her high school journalism so seriously it's as if she genuinely thought her school paper was a major news paper.
>Mother is Linda Carter/Crazy town banana pants.
>Been knocked unconscious dozens of times, leaving who knows what kind of trauma
>Get's BRAINIAC infected
>Gets meteor infected
>Shack's up with her cousin's ex.
Nah, Chloe had buckets of crazy going on.
Because the show runners and writers had a creepy obsession with Kristin Kreuk.
Chloe > Lois > Lana
honorable mention: Tess Mercer
me and Allison Mack share birthdays (she's a little older than me but i'm ok with that)
Clark had oneitis for Lana.
Then her cousin Lois showed up and stole him forever.
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Poor Chloe
Smallville is still better than any capeshow made so far.
>Why didn't Clark ever Fucking like Chloe?
Because the showrunners were Lanafags.
I dropped the show because I got really annoyed and tired of seeing Chloe's heart get broken like 5 times a season.
Only beta fags go for chloe.
No virgin, only betas chase a bimbo like Lana.
The writers were fucking hacks that's why.
Fuck Lana 2bh (Lois is breddy hot though).
Bimbo, Lana was pure, hell Chloe lost her virginity before Lana.
SOMEBODY!!!
But no best Lex and Lois
Tom welling should have been the man of steel
What about alicia? She was the more pure and died a virgin.
she literally drugged and clark and abducted him to vegas and raped him
Yeah, but afterwards she got better, then the writers killed her off.
nice
>All this LanaHate
baka
No love for Tess Mercer?
she got milked
Oh man, she looked stunning with that dress
>it's a let's cast a middle-aged woman as an 18-year old HS student episode
>She was cute, independent, intelligent, and a strong female role model. She wasn't self centered like Lana!
And she had better forearm hair.
She was 24/25 in her first season. That's pretty much the norm for shows like that. Far from middle aged. pedo
Smallville waifus aside
Whatever happened to Tom Welling?
The rest of the cast seem to be doing well/busy with their own shows.
kara>lois>chloe>>>>lana
Clark seems to fall in love with girls who he has to work for to get close to. with Chloe, they became friends almost instantly that Clark saw her as more of a sister.
Shame about the face.
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUM BUM BUM
duh he plays Eddie in Westworld
Clark's dad had the best death in Smallville of all superman canon, heart attack after beating the shit out of Lex's dad.
Lois was actually a few years older than all the others in the show. She had been to college (not sure if she finished) already when she came to Smallville.
She was more experienced and traveled than the others too.
She was a year older at most. Cause she still had to retake her final year with everyone else.
Alicia > Chloe
She's a 6/10 who looks like a needy hanger on who you'd probably very quickly get tired of being in a relationship with and dump.
lana was cute. CUTE
>tfw memories of similar situations with my crush and her mutual love interests
I definitely don't miss high school. Some of it was fun but a lot of it was just enduring neverending heartache. The worst part is that it was all for nothing.
>hot
>pretty
No. Lana was more alien than even Kal-El.
Clearly you're a fag. There's nothing alien looking about her, unless of course by alien you mean "not entirely white".
>Why don't schmucks with oneitis go for the completely average nerdy girl who can settle for him instead of the cutest girl in school who's unattainable unless you're at the top of the food chain?
Literally the best girl
She's cute and has cute teeth and nose but she's not hairy enough.
>that hairy meme
is this always the same guy?
It's Lana turns into the average college girl slut episode
>rewatch Twin Peaks
>some guy starts spamming generals about it
>rewatch Smallville, particularly episodes where Chole is pining (early seasons)
>guy makes specific thread on it
This really isn't helping my solpsistic nightmare complex
>Her head falls off as he nuts and beheads her with his super strength.
Lucky escape.
That said, I always thought Chloe was best girl and Clark was a moron.
>independent, intelligent, and a strong female role model
that's why, fuck off dykes.
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whore
she is hot but she never managed to make clark cum fire from his eyes
>WTF VIDEO GAMES SUCK I LIKE GIRLS NOW: The Scene
>every other week some sort of freak attacks them at school/around town/in non descript woodland
>kids dying every other day in unexplained circumstances
>characters probably booked into the local hospital 200+ times
>Lana in hospital/concussed so many times she should have 50iq
>Chloe gets cucked for over 10 seasons and settles on a frail beta male, pure redpill that everyone just accepted
>countless cases of memory wiping/amnesia/convenient concussions
>Lex Luthor's mansion with innumerable guards and security, yet somehow everyone is kicking the door in for his study
>"anthology" format means everyone forgets what happened the next episode
just lol at capeshit writing, but i have to say it was a truly guilty pleasure, comic book monster hunter power fantasy shit
watched this shit cover to cover an unholy amount of times
Pre-SJW era CW was really comfy. I never skipped the intro either.
Heat is one of the best Smallville eps of all time. Teenkino.
>Chloe gets cucked for over 10 seasons and settles on a frail beta male, pure redpill that everyone just accepted
>Ollie
>beta male
Next to 6'2" GOD girthy Tom Welling with a skull like a transformer and thick dark hair he looked like a paedomorphic child
THE BEST CAPESHIT SHOW
It didn't take itself seriously at all. It was cheesy as shit, often bad , but every now and then it was great.
Guest stars were fun. I think they had everyone on except Batman and Wonder Woman.
>tfw that old wb line up
The coziest of times 2bh
I want Lana to sit on my face
being a beta isnt a sexual death sentence,betas are everywhere, its just the natural order
Betas are everyday guys, just a little more supplicating, calm, copasthetic
There are a lot of leagues below beta for truly deformed basket case permavirgins with pc tans suffering between a mix of crouzouns/marfans & klinefilters
>It's a Clark gets hexed and dateraped by Zatanna episode
>it's a Zatanna gets everyone drunk on magic booze episode
Best episode
take your capeshit to reddit
Probably living off that sweet sweet royalty money
Scotty doesn't know.
>that one episode when they used a fucking god awful "cover" of your favorite song at the time
>Hey Clark man what's wrong?
>>She was more experienced and traveled than the others too.
meaning she was a roastie
literally nothing wrong
FUCK
Christ Amy Adams has been around for years
She really has.
Is Amy Adam the female Keanu Reeves in regards to aging?
Compared to the girls Clark did Dick she was still relatively normal. That was pretty much her role in the show. The normal best friend-zoned.
Gotta wait until she's in her 50's to say if that's the case.
Also, checked
post chloes
Chloe will forever be 2nd place blonde teen waifu.
what do you guys think about season eleven?
loli diana a cute.
>Supermans face in both panels
>FOR YOU?
>CRAACKLE
Jesus
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