Does he really need the barbed wire on the bat?

Does he really need the barbed wire on the bat?

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Yes

Not for long he will

*leans back*

WELL HEY-DIDELY-EY THERE NEIGHBORINO

She is a VAMPIAH BAT

would be a hell of a lot less intimidating that way.

How else would he stop people from stealing it?

the worst thing he did so far was just take a single sip of the can and then immediately throw it away.
bothered the shit out of me.

'measkusumthin OP

>hits guy with normal bat
>guy is bruised n broken
>hits guy with vampire bar
>guy is cut open n bruised n broken
Maybe not need but

Why did he burn the mattresses when he could've brought them back and gave them to his own people?

Because he's the living embodiment of a chucklefuck

Of course he already has enough mattresses, he just took them to be a troll

In case Ricks group infested it with lice as a trap.

Burned them so they'd spend less time sleeping and more time working

just so the rick-clique wouldn't have them i'd assume. the saviours probably have enough to provide one for everyone who has earned the privilege.

To show he's in charge here.
He was starting the fire

A plain old baseball bat would suffice for zombies, having barbed wire implies that Negan uses the bat mostly on humans. Zombies don't feel pain and don't bleed so barbed wire doesn't have any extra effect on them, but it does on humans.

Lucille deserves a pretty dress, too.

I want to cum on Lucille

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Cuz he gets upvotes for it

>With Jeffery Dean Morgan as Negan!

real niggas don't dance we just pull up our pants and do the rock-a-way

underrated son

>Negan walks down easy street

unironically kino

are the 50s gang look /fa/ now??

I want to jump on it if it's ahead of the trend

>This is Negan, and welcome to Jackass

Post yfw this happened

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How strong is this guy that not even Lucille can hurt him?

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

and it feels so sweet

He's a big guy.

loving every laugh

cause he's a pussy

because mattresses are a diamond dozen in the apocalypse. Practically every single house is abandoned. Mattress stores are all abandoned. Mattresses are one of the few things not in short supply.

Did you know if they throw a mattress into a swimming pool filled with zombies they'll grab on to it and you need a crane to lift it out?

>>diamond dozen
christ user, it's "a dime a dozen".

UUUU

He's just playing doubles advocate user, it's a doggy dog world out there and Negan knows it.

Telling a joke and making a point is getting two birds stoned at once.

>"a dime a dozen
That doesn't make sense. Dimes aren't valuable regardless. But diamonds are. But if you have them by the dozen, they aren't valuable, like mattresses.

>tfw I just got what he meant by this
That's actually pretty funny

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Oh fuck I just got it too

this doesnt make sense at all, at best the bat would crack but it wouldn't fly apart like that with the barbara wire wrapped around it

Negan's whole tactic is torturing other groups to the point where they can't fight back, but they can go out and provide for him. Not having a good night's sleep is gonna prevent you from messing with big guys, but you're still able to kill zombies just fine.

Firstable, stop with the at nauseum attacks and stop signalling him out

Shut the fuck up

Is it true that in the comics he's actually a big guy?

take a materials class Darabont

he is a fair bit more corpulent as far as i have seen.

>big guys

will this meme ever die?

it would be extremely painful

Hey it's simple. Even if it's a one-one one, it still ends up as
>sleep-deprived, tired and starving guy
vs
>well-fed guy at his A-game

If you can't take one Savior out, you would never again think of anything but obeying when there's 3 or more, which is always the case. The mattress thing was smart.

let's not.
For you

maybe 4U

It looks way cooler than just a bat

Does he need it - No
Does it look cool - Yes

intimidation.
when he first pulled it out in the season finale, i was like "damn, that thing looks scary"

and then he brought out Lucille

oh you little scamp you

OHHOOO WEEE, LOOKS LIKE THEY GOT THEMSELVES A JOKESTER, HEH!

HOT DIGGITY DOG I THINK I PEED TWO DROPS INTO MY TOUGHSKINS

GUESS WHO ELSE IS GETTING TWO DROPS RICK

YOUR GROUP!

Oooo
RAHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYAAAAHHHHHHH

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idk man it seems to work better with metal on it almost like metal is harder than wood or something weird and almost makes it mace like

>tfw next episode has a lot of Carl and sets him up meet Negan

Barbed wire is very unpractical since it sticks to fucking everything. Would get attached to e.g clothing and hair. There is a reason you either go full blunt or full sharp.

Would like to see him get BLACKED tho.

they should have screwed in a bunch of large head screws

or kept them himself and fucked his harem of women on them?!

i don't know can you repeat the question

THAT COMEDIC ZOOM OUT LOOOOL

What?

Well thats a bit anticlimatic

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lol what does he do after that?

>getting two birds stoned at once

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He needs to ask for consent

this is why this episode was so good

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Is this show good? I haven't watched a single episode

Yes on Play speed x2.0 for most of the show

>lucilles mayo jar

10/10

Bat
>an implement with a handle and a solid surface, typically of wood, used for hitting the ball in games such as cricket, baseball, and table tennis
>a mainly nocturnal mammal capable of sustained flight, with membranous wings that extend between the fingers and limbs.

I cum so hard to this gif pretending that he's waiting to swallow my load

Get out here hothead

nigga wat

I think he should just scrap the bat and swings reels of barbed wire at people

He has a "NOOOOO" moment and goes apeshit but the guy responsible for breaking Lucille gets away

WE

Yeah, you're right. It's a good plan.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YA FAULT OR MISHAPPENINS
THIS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SHIT HAPPENS

i like when shows dont take themselves seriously.

They work for the mercenary -lem'asketta mang.

What a shame.

Negan = Reagan
Rick = Democrats

I really hate the spoiler community. They're a bunch of limp wristed cucks and feminazis. And like some of you pussies all they do is bitch every week like a bunch of dummies.

Because he's a ridiculous mustache twirling-tier caricature.

>ah shit it's stuck to your skin and now I'll have to rip it off
>what an ineffective weapon

what will they feed daryl when they run out of dog food?