Sup Forums, is there such thing as insanity among penguins?

Sup Forums, is there such thing as insanity among penguins?

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At the end of the day, when you're alone in the dark, the only thing that counts is this - the law. And you will be alone, when you swear to uphold these ideals. For most of us, it is only death in the streets. For the few of us that survive to old age, the proud loneliness of the Long Walk. A walk that every penguin must take outside these city walls into the unknown wastes, and there spend your last remaining days taking law to the lawless. This is what it means to be a penguin.

Well, I've never seen a penguin bashing its head against a rock

They do get disoriented and end up in places they shouldn't be, a long way from the ocean.

What the fuck does he do all day?

Is it really insane to walk off to certain death if your wife cucks you with another penguin? Seems like a more noble fate to me than having the rest of the penguins laughing at you.

sometimes

but WHY

he dreams

>That fucking herzog penguin

>Planet Earth season 2 episode 1.

>Those penguins diving into massive as fuck waves that clash against the rocks and mountain of the island.

>Shit looks like war after they come from fishing all bloody and limping

>that penguin who got beaten by his wifes boyfriend and thrown out of his home

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Why are they abusing that poor bird?

Designated shitting bird.

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haven't you seen that Werner Hertzog video of the penguin who apparently just said "fuck it" and started walking off in the wrong direction? facing a three month journey across a barren wilderness of rock?

wtf he doesn't even get up and beat that fucker up? lmao what a beta bird.

came here to post this, that shit looked hardcore as fuck.

Also, Planet Earth 2 is pure kino.

god has abandoned them

wtf why?

misjudge your jump, slam into the rocks...

>that one at the beginning that jumped too early or slipped and landed on the rocks before the water reached.

Fuck man. The fall wouldnt have killed him and he most likely broke his spine and drowned to death.

Is it insanity to seize control of your own destiny?

>that guy slipping at the end

thats ripe for one of those to be continued things

I'd kill myself too if I was a penguin.

>life for a penguin is almost killing yourself for some fish-puke to feed to your bratty chicks

This little madman probably felt more happiness in his short life than all of the combined flock he left behind.

he also might have felt the most unbelievable loneliness and misery alone on the ice

There needs to be a Pepe and Wojak edit of this somewhere.

>tfw the bull is finished with your wife

No

yes, animals can develop the same psychological issues as humans. we purposefully give schizophrenia, depression, ptsd etc to rats to study

that webm was creepy as fuck

Most species have ways of removing the inferior beta males from the gene pools. It's done for the greater good of their kind, to ensure only the best get to mate.

Although suicide is highest amongst beta males in humans, we're yet to fully figure out a way to remove our betas from the gene pool as effectively as other animals.

You mean like a penguin thinking he is Napoleon Bonaparte?

What is it?

Do you love the machine?

Penguin leaves the flock and starts walking towards the inland mountains for no apparent reason.
If you tried to stop him and bring him back, he would just try to go back to the mountains.

youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

the mountains were calling to him

Test

Be free, existential penguin.

Don't breed.

Sexual revolution is already amongst us.

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How about elephants?

You're stupid user. Humans are a domesticated primate with a hierarchical social structure. The sub-alphas are essential for a properly ordered homonid society because you need someone on shitty watch duty so your alphas can focus on propogating their superior genes.

his instincts are somehow malfunctioning
it is silly to see any deeper meaning in this penguins behaviour

please dont remind me, that was 2sad4me

The prevalence of monogamy and the relative equality between the numbers of men and women proves you wrong.

>advanced enough to experience love >advanced enough to experience fear

At least penguins are just running on instincts. This guy would have been filled with doubts and hope and sadness, wandering until he was in a state of panic, then wandering more till he grew too tired to fight any longer.

>If you tried to stop him and bring him back, he would just try to go back to the mountains.

But why?

Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li

>we're yet to fully figure out a way to remove our betas from the gene pool as effectively as other animals.
You killing yourself would be a good start.

>drowned to death
>Drowned
>To death

Triggered nu-male

The hole there was made for him

surviving.

You sure are.

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