Yfw that ass is a CG render

>yfw that ass is a CG render

From the dusty mason...

Where did you come to that conclusion? Why would they go to such an effort?

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Huh. Maybe they couldn't get the desired results with a real ass?

How Can Kino Be Real When Our Asses Aren't Real

Dusty "mesa", not "mason"...

Fucking Americans man...

Why the fuck would it be a dusty mason?

>first season
>kino

for a few seconds i thought that grass was ass hairs

American women are too fat

Literally why?
Did have have a bunch of interns with nothing else to do?

I'm thinking it's because it would have been too complicated to superimposed that image over it that way?? How do you have this anyway? *gasps* did you work on the show???

cause he doesn't shower

some CG artist and photograpjer shared this couple years ago

I dont even...

feck

Did he explain WHYYY

>Mesa is an American term

fuck off.

probably easier and cheaper than hiring actual model

Meshes can be used for 3D printing. You can 3D print that ass for... reasons.

*Brrrrrrraaaaaapppp*

Mesas were around in the USA, before English was. Not only the Spanish term, but the actual mesas.

End yourself.

Because it's vintage dated.

No, wait, that was MasSon.

>Why the fuck would it be a dusty mason?
By the Rod and Measure...

I thought CGI is expensive as fuck?
I heard in some documentary that Hollywood filmmakers prefer to blow up real cars because it's cheaper than drawing one on a computer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Probably because a real shot like that would show parts of the human body amerifats like to pretend don't exist.

If they'd have pulled that off with a real ass, it would have been extremely painful.

>American "term".
>mesas were in America before...


Are you fucking
retarded, you autistic piece of human shit?

Has science gone too far?!

...the... frensshhampagne ... hasalwaysbeencelebratedforitsexcellence.

ravioli ravioli give me the formulioli

vagoo?

how did you find an image so close to the OP's? impressive

also what is the OP image anyway. anybody got a webm?

For you.

This.. the shot doesn't make sense. The stripper should have her fat cunt hanging out and we should see some of her anus.

No real ass could be that perfect.

>how did you find an image so close to the OP's?
are you an idiot?
you can ask your gf to sit in that position wearing high heels and take a picture of her

Can I ask my Mom?

what the fuck are you talking about. user obviously didn't do that. I'm just curious how they managed to find such a similar image so quickly

not if you're an american
cuz she would be too fat

I'm guessing they tried it but kept getting a whole lotta vagina and butthole in the shot, and at that point they weren't trying to make a porno.

she said yes but it will cost my weekly good boy point allowance. this could crash the GPB economy

Heh... yyeah exactly, just had to ask my girlfriend, dumb idiots...

It's been in my porn folder for years.

Relatively speaking it is cheaper to use CGI. If you have an action set piece in which a car goes boom, you get 1 shot and that's it. With CG you can visualize the same sequence any number of times, with any number of changes/versions, and supervisors/producers/directors love it for this reason.

Now think of this. Let's say a production has a sequence in which a bunch of cars get blown up, and they budget it for two takes (one for safety), but let's say an actor fucks up on both takes, or something else goes awry on set. Not only have they wasted all the money that went into those two effects, but they also wasted time which costs money as well; they end having to come back for the same shot and shoot everything again, paying the actors and crew again accordingly.

The reason CG costs a lot is due to the number of people they hire to get shit done in time. You need teams of people who all handle different steps in the workflow, from the guy making the models, to the lighting, atmospherics and particle effects, animation, textures, compositing, and so on. Of course if a film has a lot of visual effects shots you're going to need a lot of people working on those effects, thus making the budgets a lot higher.

are you guys all retarded? It's may sun.

>It's been in my porn folder for years.
That makes sense, thank you. You'd have to be a google master to have just found it yourself.

>Why the fuck would it be a dusty mason?
masons work with stone

stone makes sand aka dust

qed

Triggered much lmao go back to tumblr stupid fucking fag

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I'm extremely confused, why is there a shot of someone's ass sitting on barbed high heels in the intro? I never even noticed that

"may sun", not mason or mesa

>I'm thinking it's because it would have been too complicated to superimposed that image over it that way??
It wouldn't, though. The only reason I can think of would be that they couldn't show pussy in the intro.
Or if they had a larger than necessary budget for the intro, and the directors cousin who works with CG hadn't gotten any work lately and needed cash for food.

It's sexual, violent, painful. Sex in the show is at times shown to involve these things, and even when it doesn't it later results in them. It's just imagery that connects well.

it puts the ointment on the skin
it sits quietly in the corner

It's HBO.

*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak*

It seems a lot of people thought True Detective's season one finale was one of triumph and connection ultimately.

I don't see how it can be at all. They got what? One guard dog? Out of how many hydra heads? Confirmed it stretches all the way up to the tops of the government. How is this any cause for celebration?

Marty nuked his family from orbit. One of his daughters appears like she had been sexually abused (acting out, posing five male toys around one female toy, etc.). He was living very much alone from any human connection. Sure there's a chance he'll continue to have friendship with Rust but who knows? They can both be volatile men.

And lastly, Rust. The writing took a dump on his character. A regretful former parent who evolved into an antinatalist and philosopher. Then nearly dies and claims to have "felt" his deceased daughter and she was happy, ok, safe. Either everything that made him who he was, his opinions, beliefs are rendered moot at that point (which is what drew audience to the character) or.... he didn't actually feel his daughter. She's just dead after her short existence.

Sometimes I wonder what exactly they wanted to send up into the psychosphere with this ending of the season.

Post without cia please

Can't they shoop it out?

A LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

it was decent but the writers thought it needed to be
>le deep

Why does Marty's wife have to be such selfish heartless bitch? Framing up Rust and ruin his friendship with Marty just for revenge to her unfaithful husband. Most fucked up person in the show.

Well, he cheated on her. Seems justified to me desu.

It's CG because you couldn't get that shot without showing a brown crusty hairy asshole or swinging pussy flaps

ROASTIES BTFO!

Now that you are aware they're not there, it looks horrible.

BANE?

>picture of ass
>photo of old refinery spewing toxic fumes into the air overlayed over the buttcrack

what did they mean by this?

I always hear "from the dusty May sun".

makes sense to cgi
honestly that should take barely a day to make, and you don't have to find models and sign contracts and you have full camera control