What do Colombians think of the Venezuelans coming to your country?

What do Colombians think of the Venezuelans coming to your country?

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good lads. Some cause trouble.
t. knower (there are 100+ at my workplace)

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>good lads
What do you guys did for them to be useful?
The ones who came here are all natives Amerindians that live under our bridges, the minority is working as waiters but we already have Haitians for that

they work here as waiters, hairdressers, cooks, prostitutes (sadly), but also lots of them are professionals working in their field. Some have set up their own businesses

In Bogotá most of them are middle-class and chill. They even settled on one of the most expensive neighborhoods. As pointed out, most of them work "trade" jobs, and for what I heard they have great work ethics.

I prefer Venezuelans 1000 times more over Colombians.

I wish we could replace 30 millions Colombians with equal number of Venezuelans. Or at least I wish we could send one Colombian to Venezuela for every Venezuelan that crosses the border into Colombia.

But a lot of Colombians are not please with them for coming here because of the same meme xenophobic reasons, forgetting that Colombians have be a massive pest there for decides not only because of their high numbers but also because, unlike Venezuelans in Colombia, Colombians tend to act like scum where de they go.

Same meme xenophobic reasons used by every xenophobe.

youtube.com/watch?v=0cP9-QY07ew

things are so brutal in venezuela

I'm willing to accept a THICC refugee in my bed

memes aside they're lazy as fuck like a respectable costeño. I've even had this conversation with them and they accept this as a fact. 20 years of government handouts had its impact on their mindset

>wanting more caribbean niggers
kys

not all of them are caribbean. Gochos and the one coming through arauca are "arrechos" as fuck

I don't really care what Colombians think of me. I need to get out of this fucking country and Colombia is my safest bet. It's not like I'm going there to be a deadbeat either, I'm a (soon to be) Computer Engineer.

Come home Gran Colombian man. There's enough Harinapan for all of us

How the fuck do you have internet on Venezuela? You don't even have food

That's president maduro you stupid newfag. Show a little more respect

MY SIDES

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As someone who lives in the north and expensive area of Bogota I can say that Venezuelans are nice people, thanks to Maduro for making them move and cook us those delicious arepas and make VERY VERY freaking wealthy people invert in our country and live here.
But out of jokes, there's people who doesn't like Venezuelans, as some came not to work but to steal on the street (as we didn't had our own criminals already) and women to work as prostitutes (as we didn't had to deal with our own prostitutes at every street corner working on shitty conditions already)...
Venezuelans who stay at Bogota find a chaotic bigass city of 8 million pple where job can be hard to find, but where food and political stability is good and getting better slowly.
But as a Colombian I do have to say that I fear a total migration crisis on the border, you guy might know it already but we are the country with the most displaced people by war inside the same country already and we haven't fixed our own troubles at all, so even a war could start if those idiotic chaviztas don't change their minds...

Santos a.k.a "the Nobelbrecht" sought help from the Turkish government, so we're supposedly """"ready and capable"""" of giving assistance to up to 3 million refugees

>so we're supposedly """"ready and capable"""" of giving assistance to up to 3 million refugees
Hope nothing really bad happens bud

nothig bad's gonna happen. They assimilate pretty quickly as there isn't any cultural difference. It's as if canada (not the french part) sent you 3 million people overnight. it'd definitely be a burden but there wouldn't be too much a culture shock

KEK

>He thinks that most of the industries are privately owned, and the private sector rules the economy.

>He also thinks that the government protects the rights of private property (Even though is in the constitution)

Truly a fucking leaf

>Truly a fucking leaf
He's a self admitted socialist

Don't really know how the north part of south america can tell each other apart

>tfw it's not Venezuelans seeking refuge in Europe

I want a Venezuelan gf... ;_;

We think that if you are cool, friendly and not a fanatic chavista then you are totally welcome, more if you teach us how to make your evolution of arepas! We have plenty of harinapan and various types of it!
Eso sí, have in mind that you cannot stereotype the whole country as we have different accents, history, arepas and culture per department, cities and towns...
So you might wanna invest where you could fit the most . Just don't go to Cucuta plz... it is already overcrowded by bordering Venezuelans and there might be a future migrant crisis...

>tfw language barrier

> tfw when there are 17k+ venes in Bucaramanga already.
I reckon our arepas rellenas are superior to their Reina pepiada, which is only Avocado and fucking shredded chicken. meanwhile our arepa rellena is tastier and richer as it comes with chorizo, shreded BEEF, HOGAO, PORK, fuck sake I'm hungry now

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>inb4 flama videos are shit

And with that comment let me start the holy and eternal Colombia vs Venezuela "War of the Arepas".
I'm Colombian and particularly from Cundinamarca, so I'll defend the ones with corn, cuajada and no sweet!!.

But let's face it, the shitty "arepa Antioqueña" is sadly gaining more territory these days... I prefer the Venezuelan unhealthy arepa filled with mayonnaise but somehow delicious "Reina pepiada" over that piece of white evil cardboard... I feel like crying when my parents put that crap asides my hot chocolate, eggs and bread...

Huh. So not only has every single attempt at socialism created a complete economic failure with an atrocious human rights record and living conditions, it's never even actually been achieved. Really enlightening stuff, thanks for pointing that out.

Accents, Im venezuelan and i can recognize every south american accent, except MACACO

Our major export after oil are professionals from every field, sadly

>gets upset because of a .gif

We also have good doctors, el mio. And prostitutes.

was thinking about accepting a $100,000 per year intelligence analyst contract from Blackwater to go into Venezuela but it got nabbed by some other professional

now the only contracts paying above the $100,000 mark are ones that are located in high threat/risk environments like Afghanistan and I just don't want to go there

>good doctors
I hope I can graduate in less than 10 years,God
If you lived here you'd get triggered as soon as you heard any word related to anything left of the centrists, fuck, even centrists

Please don't reply to the dead moose humper

it's kind of payback time. We sent hundreds of thousand of columbians during the 70s-80s because of the oil boom. Now it's our turn to reciprocate

Dame una venezulana caliente y la envía a Suedistan!!! 1

Kek

From busero to president of Venezuela to a soon to be computer engineer. Truly one of the greatest minds of our time.

Why don't you just come here, Sven? You'll be getting it left and right unless you're a complete autist

>was thinking about accepting a $100,000 per year intelligence analyst contract from Blackwater to go into Venezuela but it got nabbed by some other professional
>now the only contracts paying above the $100,000 mark are ones that are located in high threat/risk environments like Afghanistan and I just don't want to go there
it was me. i nabbed your professional contract to go into Venezuela and protect the American VIP

I'm planning to move to Bogotá, specifically to a Estrato 4 neighborhood. Currently looking at the Usaquén and Cedritos areas.

>ir a Venezuela o Colombia
No quiero morir o ser secuestrado.

Send some pesos when you're there mano

Come home, brown (?) man

Cedritos is officially venezuelan clay. My cousins live in that neighborhood and I've seen venezuelan flags hanging on windows of some apartment buildings. Google "Cedrizuela", they even have an offical Instagram account

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no te creas los memes. Muchos americanos y alemanes vienen todo el tiempo y no les pasa nada

No me puedes engañar señor FARC. Fue una bomba en Colombia hace unos días.

How do I get these contracts

sigue siendo más seguro que Europa en ese aspecto. Hubo un ataque anteayer en Belgica

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That's the link to where you can browse list of current opportunities offered by PMC Academi (aka Blackwater)

>How do I get these contracts

You got to meet their qualifications and requirements as well as be comfortable going into high risk/threat environments with other highly trained and armed professionals.

I chose intelligence analyst contract because that's something I can be really good at. Also because job description figuratively stated my duties would be playing chess and tinkering on the computer to assist squad

Commies in my Sup Forums

Just annex Venezuela already.