LMAO

LMAO

*Teleports behind you and cuts off your dick*

WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHEEEEIT

wow, so strong and fierce

cute..CUTE!

>those arms

I'd call her a skeleton but that would be an insult to Skeletor and his gains.

best girl

Are you fucking stupid?

>you're a English peasant farmer tilling your radishes and sheeit
>suddenly a horde of Vikings emerges from the treeline
>you try to turn and run but this savage Valkyrie chases you down and pummels you
>she drags your bloody body into a nearby barn
>as you try to hold on to consciousness you realize that she's she unbuckling your pants while muttering something in her heathen language
>she intends to rob you of your virtue!
what do

tell her that her existance is historically innacurate

ask her to cut it off afterwards and wipe the blood all over her face

what went so right?

How effectively can you actually utilize a shield with no muscle?

I hope she raids my village and rapes me

>you weren't born in the universe where human history was 10,000 years of women raping and exploiting men and just in the past century have men gained the right to vote or hold employment

fucking christ they could atleast make it somewhat believable if she wasn't a fucking stick

You sound like the kind of people that think Bruce was a skinny DYEL

hnyaaaaaaaaa

Nothing, Rollo is a fucking faggot.

kek because it was my grandmother and all my female ancestors that worked the coal mines not the privileged menfolk

The show really was almost perfect besides the supernatural and fairy tale shit like sheild maidens.

Any VIKANGZ yet in this show?

But Shieldmaidens did exist. The number of female warriors is not nearly as much as feminists or the poetry of the time would suggest, but they did exist.

in theory there may have been a couple. but not the legions shown.

cry out to the Lord to forgive me as my semen erupts and floods into her womb

unzip benis

[desire to cut dicks intensifies]

Ragnar pls
Based Rollo is the best thing about this series

>implying you wouldn't betray your people for a qt frog gf

no but mudslimes in the last episode and they'll most likely be heading for the mediterranean next season

more like slav godess

No shit, modern-day Scandinavian women are either fat or blue-haired feminists.

I like Vikings but it is full of tumblr shit. Lagertha is fine because muh sagas but her army of womyn and stopping that one guy from raping is pants on head retarded.

vikings actually did that

Why do their shields look like they would fall apart with a punch?

H I G H C U T
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yes i know, because the show is loosely based on actual history

Do you know who her father is?

>Holding your shield down there
>W-women c-can fight in battles too!

I wouldn't worry we're both muslims afterall.

it's too bad they killed off Gyda

Puberty was a mistake.

MUH DICK

When's next season? Literally the only thing good on History Channel these days that's somewhat History.

i saw a video of her shaving her legs and also having a tattoo applied to her sexy oiled up shaven leg mmmmmmm

I dont care for the feminist bullshit as long as people see the beauty of the white aryan nordic woman and why it must be preserved at all costs

She's standing in a resting position, posing for a promo shot, dumbass.

...

Unacceptable.

Lol

He found the one true God.

Tell her that her inclusion in this fiction is historically inaccurate pandering.

I just started watching this show a few days ago, and in almost every episode one of the Vikings tells another man that it would be ok if he fucked his wife while he watched. Is this normal in Scandinavian society?

b-but i just masturbated...

>Is that your dick user?
>I sooo much want to chop it off!

pls just suck on it a little bit before pls