Chronic masturbation edition
/cum/ Canada USA Mexico
Funlaaaaaaand! Like freedom but better
itty bitty titty
>why aren't you watching the montreal alouettes kick off the 2017 cfl season, user?
Toronto and Montreal are the CFL teams I always wonder about. Who in those cities even watches the CFL?
Hey guys
sometimes I hate everyone else and sometimes I just hate myself
hey bud
not quite fond of those teeth
I don't care about the cfl buncha scrubs
t. Doug Flutie
Have to write an essay about the rise of Islam from the 6th to 13th centuries
That a problem?
Any plans for your birthday?
>ugly girl makes up for it by letting her cleavage hang out and posting it online
I wanted to say rob, but then I remembered...
I think people go to molson field just to smoke and drink
Hey Mexico, how was the dub of mountain lolis?
*kills 100 millions Indians*
wtf I love Islam now!
Who wants a Finnish bf?
>willing to marry for a green card
hello
not really. hoping to get lots of yous tho
free healthcare
dental is expensive
huh
here you go
Pretend she's a Jap
CFL is western canadian culture
stop appropriating our culture you fucking shitlords
>nigger
thanks
mene sinä nyt siitä
i know exactly one person who watches, and no one else. do the players even get paid?
>neither city gives a fuck about the sport, have a combined grey cup count of 23 and also have the most stanley cups by far
for the alouettes and argos? no
This is now a /fr/ colony
Are you a fan of white girls, user?
canadian football was invented in montreal
no
Always thought this song was sung by a black guy
BUMBABBLEEEEEEEEEEE
i don't fucking care, stop appropriating
buds, how should I split it
Im thinking Cloud-Aeris-tifa, Barret-red 13, or swap tifa/red 13
wut do
*crosses the river behind you
nothing personal kid
alberta has no culture you cowboy wannabe fucktards
Football and cowboys and Arbys is culture.
i'm not albertan
>Canadians arguing over football
fine, dont help, jerks
*continues to not help*
>tried to replay morrowind
>got bored after five minutes
...
>all of canada having any culture at all
...
watch him say that quebec is cultured
putting gravy on fries and speaking french is not culture
Please export your gravy fries
i wish i hadnt spend my time on childish shit like video games
Toronto is the most cultureful place on the planet
>culture confuses the saskatchewanite
>Toronto is the most cultureful place on the planet
who /nosleep/ here?
>various shades of indian and african culture
ok
called it
>tfw wasted my teenage years playing tf2 nonstop
don't even regret it desu
nigga it's 7pm
edmonton is an absolute shithole... im sorry
>spent teenage years playing runescape
>never got a single skillcape
it's 5
its 4
*boykiss*
when did i say it wasn't?
you sound insecure
spent my teenage and childhood years on 4cham and still've not gotten a girlfriend
nowhere in the new world has any semblance of culture
not canada, not america, not australia, not new zealand, not south africa, not brazil, nowhere
the delusion that quebecers are somehow cultured at all is absolutely hilarious
yeah 5 am almost
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keep the (you)s, losers
id rather die than live in alberta so no, your point is invalid
>wreking people in wildy
>losing my full rune set several times too
great game
>id rather die than live in alberta
and you think i care, why?
more space in the province for the rest of us
quebec culture is just mediocre books, songs, and movies in french. oh, and a few buildings built in a french style. da phuc are they so cocky about
>ywn be a park ranger in Jasper or Banff
*sharts*
banff/jasper are overrated
crowsnest pass is where it's at
the people in crowsnest are the worst stereotype of albertans. literal hicks and yokels.
ALASKA
You missed it, right when you went to bed some guy was giving away free wojack coin, a new currency just for Sup Forums
Today I found out that golf groundskeepers for the city parks make more than me, an Information Technology Professional. I went into the wrong business.
Give me ONE (1) reason why I shouldn't move to Alaska RIGHT the fuck now
it's very cold and they have bears
it's dark 24/7 in the winter, light 24/7 in the summer
would literally be the best place on earth if it wasn't for that
You get benefits as a government worker though
Bears
>not waking up in the morning and punching a grizzly
just keep driving to sparwood/fernie then
>shoot bear
>go about my morning
moving to alaska
right to bear arms, mauling you to death
kek
you get any?
City workers get pretty much the same benefits as me.
lmao noob kys
>morning
They will come for you In your sleep
they are probably laid off half the year
i like the weed tho
Yes I have over 750,000, people gave me a bunch for posting shitty toads and frogs
That sucks, being a golf course groundskeeper sounds a lot comfier and more interesting. Also famous people might come through to golf from time to time and you can talk to the finance people their and try to get some insider info