*leans back*

*leans back*

*refers to bat like it's a person*

*body shames*

*tongues his teeth*

*is a dickhead for no reason instead of working together with other settlements*

*cameraman zooms in and out while rotating the camera 360 degrees while a wacky noise plays in the background*

*smiles menacingly, ignoring the tone of the situation*

*plays easy street*

*asks if someone's pissing their pants*

*wonders what a hatchet is*

I SAID MY NIGGAS DON'T
THEY JUST PULL UP THEIR PANTS AND
DO THE ROCKAWAY

NOW LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK
LEAN BACK

*whistles*

*eyefucks rick*

*kills glenn*

*drinks cola and then throws away the can without finishing it*

*enter Rick personal space*

*Single handedly makes the show worth watching*

"UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*calls the fat chick fat*

*SHIT*

*cucks Dwight*

*rubs head*

*sniffs*
*scratches head*

"EY RIK"

*don't remember his people name so call everyone Negan*

*plays the role of an asshole so well because he learned acting from ezekiel*

MASK U SUMTEN

*distractedly skinny*

i'm sick of this fucking show for one reason all above all others

>Gasoline
>Powered
>Vehicles

as much as they fucking drive around they would have run out of gas by now. fuck this stupid shit, i'd rather seem them ride horses like rick did in the first season.

they run on walker brains though. infinite energy source

With 90% of people dead and the massive amounts of gasoline in the U.S I don't think they would run out for a while

They also constantly run out of gas and have to walk

lol

but i'm talking just about rick's group. how many miles do they patrol out? fifty, 100? of course they'd run out of gas within a year or so

>Fucked up world
>Fucked up people survive.
WOW!

When is he going to lean FORWARD?

Gasoline gets bad.
humidity in air makes water get in it.
not sure how much times does gas in a car can get bad, but its probably less than 2 years.

...

rawr
*kills u*
;3

Nice

The man's got good lean game, I give him that

I
WILL
SHUT
THAT
SHIT
DOWN

IRL the few surivovors would cooperate instead of killing eachother.
But hey, the zombie apocalypse is a retarded premise per se, so I'm not going to complain about this.

AAAAAAAAAAA-UUUUU

TERROR SQUAD

his legs are so skinny and weird xD

The days when he was The Comedian are long gone.

>It's a "Rick begs Negan to kill him instead of everyone else then Negan kills everyone else to make a point to Rick who makes that same bitch face" scene

Oh wait that's every scene.

They really wouldn't

Yes they would.

It was literally one scene

Next you'll be telling me "Now is not the time for fear, that comes later." wasn't the final line of TDKR.

...

No one would trust each other, people would fuck each other over, power struggles would split groups, differing opinions and morals splitting groups etc.

Don't be retarded

?

>mfw my drunk stepdad enters the room and drops his boxers

It's really the ethanol that makes it lose stability. If you have non-ethanol added gasoline it stays stable much longer.

>DUDE ANARCHY WOULD TAKE OVER LMAO
ok kiddo

good luck with that, most gasoline has ethanol, it makes it more efficient and damages less the engines.

*sucks rick's dick*
*drinks his cum*
*leans back*
MMMMMMHHHMMMM
I LOVE MILKING THIS TOWN COWS OR IN THIS CASE... THE BULLS
YEAH....

Literally would you shitposting basement dweller. People would flock to others just like them and fuck over everyone else

Maybe if this was a civilized world, but America can't even handle a hurricane without descending into chaos, how do you think it would fare any better in an apocalypse?

>corpses continue moving despite having a net caloric intake of 0 for 90% of days

You're right, I forgot this is set in America and this is an American imageboard.

my my my look what the cat dragged in

*unsheathes bat*
heh, nothin personnel rick

You better friggin give me all your gosh darn diddly doo guns ricky boy

Maybe in rural areas but the national guard/army would kill the shit out of all zombies in a few months

HEH YEA IM NEGAN YEA
IMMRITE RICK
*ABOUT TO SUCK RICKS DICK*
WOAH YEA MAN ALL THESE PUBES, IS THIS YOU RICK BEHIND ALL THIS BUSH,
*SLURPS DICK*
MAN I WOULD KNOW FUCK WITH THIS GUY *GLURP*

I guess I never really saw him in much, but I always thought he had a pretty normal build. Why does he look like he's built like a 24 year old hipster barista?

SWEET LORD
LOOK AT THIS PLACE
RICK THIS IS A NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE
BOYS LETS DO SOME SHOPING WILLYA ?

>patrolling out 100 miles

Seems a tad excessive

*leans back*
*bends knees*
*smiles*
*tilts face*

......................................well well well..................................................................................................................................................................................

*bends knees*
*leans back*
*tilts face*
*puts tongue between teeth*

....................................................look what we have................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

*spins bat*
*looks behind him*
*puts tongue between teeth*
*leans back*
*whistles*
*bens knees*
*locks eye contact*
*smiles*
*makes suction nose with his spit*
*moonwalks*

........................................... HERE.

I'M NEGAN LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME IM NEGAN
OOOOOOHHHH BOY RICK
IS THAT CARL
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
HI CARL
IM NEGAN
IM NEGAN LOOK AT- CHECK ME OUT
OOOOOOHHHH BOY
H-HOT DIGGITY DOG, RICK
HEW HEW HOOOOOOOOO MAN
OH BOY OH MAN

He used to be stocky but lost a bunch of weight for portraying Deaf Smith who had tuberculosis, he never put much back on.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE JOIN MY BOARD ALREADY.

I WILL LITERALLY STICKY YOUR THREAD IF IT MAKES YOU STAY. IDC IF ITS A NEGANPOST

*leans back*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*leans forward*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*leans the right*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*leans left*
HAHAHAAHAHAHA

*smiles and buckles knees slightly*

WOAH
*leans back*
THAT SHIT DOES NOT FLY HERE

WE WILL NOT HAVE THAT SHIT
*glares angrily*
THAT SHIT RIGHT THERE WILL NOT FLY

dayz tells me otherwise

*slids dick down your throat while you thank him for it*

"LITTLE PIG LITTLE PIG LET ME IN


COME ON OUT HERE! OLIVIAAAAAA OPEN THE GATE YOU FAT LITTLE FUCK!"


Why is he so antagonistic?

Gasoline expires after 3-5 months you ignoramus. How many fucking YEARS has it been now? Do you expect me to believe someone is still processing it and refueling all the vehicles as a good samaritan?

no exceptions

They did in gas town.

You're gonna feel pretty stupid when the show catches up to issue 117 and introduces The Refuelers.

a who

walking dead will become mad max? :D

I'm hyped to issue 156 when they meet the PorkandHorses Creators.

Does he do shit like that in the comic

>that fat guy

to maintain that weight he'd have to be eating like 4000+ calories a day.

it seemed pretty civil for the people who got into shelters
thats probably exactly how it would be too, majority of people go into shelters or band together, some people stay behind to loot and rob, government enacts martial law

it would be a pretty rough period but not the end of the world

When you're starving and you get a choice between honor and food, you'd choose food

And if you didn't choose food, you would've been dead a long time ago

Do you think Negan keeps feeding him a lot just so he can make fat jokes?

*eats a skittle*

A whole episode of them taking some mattresses and guns

Hes brilliant at dragging things the fuck out, they must love him

They call him Fat Joey in the show, so even they're taking note of it. With the point system at The Sanctuary, he probably just does a lot of work and spends it all on food instead of shit like hot water.

that's not fat joey. i think that's one of the other fatties. still tho some of the villains are obviously eating at the plebs expense

>except character's with plot armor like Rick, Darryl, and Carl.

You are probably the same faggot that said Glenn had plot armor

Never read the comics. How does JDM Negan match up to the other version?

*starts working together with rick to defeat a greater evil force*