Claims aliens come out of a portal I her backyard

>Claims aliens come out of a portal I her backyard
>Spends all her time digging for them to come out
>Claims to have seen Robin Williams since his death
Bravo, Kubrick!

>women in charge of aging

what went so terribly wrong?

White people age the worst. Especially if you don't take care of yourself.

100% irrefutable and conclusive proof that you literally, figuratively and absolutely CANNOT rube the kube.

/lit/ eternally btfo

aww shit poor shelly, i always liked her

"""Dr."""Phil is such a scumbag.

italians dont count they are honorary shitskins

Maybe you can make her believe your penis has a genie in it

Has Dr. Phil reached new low?

>ugly peoples age well