/cum/

babbi edition

very bad thread

*sharts*

babbi a shit

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i have $89,000. what do?

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buy me a car

If this picture were true then you'd invade /brit/ with what it hates most, anime

gib

invest it for retirement

powerful stuff

buy chinese gf cuz I know you don't have one

Invest in crypto, your welcome

Take your family out for a nice dinner?

Help

What is this on my lower back? It's spreading in size and is some of the worst pain I have ever felt in my life. Started as a little red spot and I put a bandaid in it and now I pulled it off looking like this.

I'm thinking about going to the ER. Is it worth it?

>you've used up your 50 % of daily quota

fuck off i can't buy one even if i wanted to (which i do)

ADOODLEEEEEEBABBEEEEEEE

find a clinic first

looks like necrotizing fasciitis

half the year is up, what progress have you made in achieving your promise to cum

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international funds+ real estate-99%
crypto-1%

this is wrong

89K CAD = 67.2K USD

>1% crypto
how to spot a poor pajeet

you're going to die

>implications
>implying it is not shit easy to 100x you're money in a month in crypto

i've been volunteering at the museum to get some geology experience this summer.

as a side effect i have to talk to complete strangers for extended periods of time for several hours on end. my anxiety is getting grinded down pretty hard.

idk... i still think ill get laid when i go back to school.

>not having 30-20 % of your funds in crypto
This is why you're poor

the lower back is one of the primary areas for bed sores

I have a feeling you are not handsome

rude

either that or necrosis

but you should see a doctor

I'm planning on buying crypto soon. When I reach Lamboland, I'll make a bumper sticker of the flag of Oyster Bay to remind me why I'm here.

It's 9pm. If anything, I'll call and they'll tell me I'll have to wait until the following week. The pain is just too intense to sit around and wait. Idk why I'm still on Sup Forums

I'm doubtful but still, how the hell would I get this?

Give me your email, if I recommend a person on Coinbase we both get $10 of BTC free

same way you'd get any disease, bacteria are everywhere

i once got hep B by getting my dick sucked

One I used for an account or should I give you one I didn't use yet and then transfer the BTC to my actual account? Because if it's the first one, the email I used is my name.

>buying bitcoins
>buying into chinese pyramid scheme

give me one reason to let you life, or ill beat you up.

unlike you, I can type proper english

Use the email for the account where you will be investing your crypto, it goes through once you've moved 100 dollars into that crypto account associated with the email

>I can type proper english

The future is black

I'm not from Ottawa

what shooting games on Steam have a really good single player

mexican americans are just americans

I'm not comfortable giving you my email then. Sorry bud.

Blood

XHI

rong responc

I want a BIG ________

ah yes alcohol.

the thing that solves all problems.

>tfw oyster tries to give you crypto

I'm not one to troll when it comes to mullah, I'd forget about it right after. I've spoken with quite a few people off Sup Forums never did anything treacherous to them and I could not care less about your actual identity, wouldnt even know how to find it with your email even if it had your name on it

Goodnight
the thing my loud ass nieghbors are gonna be out there drinking with that fucking stadium light on until 3 in the morning again

How do I get the women in Montreal to fuck me?

House, because i'm not a degenerate anime lover.

too old

>playing democracy 3
>repeal all regulation regarding the vnironment
>instantly win the achievement to rid the country of pollution
god fucking bless

thats not a reason, you little shit. Its a great game and its everything Doom wishes it couldve been

have $89,000

>playing democracy 3

paycheck

nn

FUCK YOU GUYS

Oyster, go on one of those temporary email websites and tell me the address. I'll send you my email address that way.

;_;

>FUCK YOU GUYS

who is your favorite leaf poster?

I like fist of flames

thoughts?

Email below, send quick because I'm not sure how long it lasts


[email protected]

any girls itc should hmu ;)

What about me, the BC poster?

who forces a raccoon to suck their dick tho

we have like 3 BC posters, I think

Sorry it took a while. Was away from my computer.

All the leafs are weeb shits.

BC is the california of canada

people who want their d*ck to get torn up by a diseased mammal

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I'm the white one

Yeah we do have a pretty good film industry here.

I dont know you by ethnicity, dumb dumb

what I meant is that you're cucks

>pretty good film industry
>war of the planet of the apes

Alright I sent you the invitation, check and see what it says you might not have to do anything. Cheers to a free 20 dollars taken from the normiebase jew

why are animals diseased

Bit rude

3/4 of Hollywood movies are filmed in my back yard m8

How do I get a qt brown Mexican gf?

oyster bay rn

*adorns an M-65 US army field jacket*

close

Trump memes have gone too far. Asked my mom if I could borrow her car for the weekend to pick up some bricks and she asks if i'm building a wall

gn everyone

Here is the extent of my knowledge of Canada:

1. second biggest country by landmass
2. hot leaf girls are in Vancouver
3. Quebec wants out
4. likes to make abhorrent posts

Is it supposed to come in on my email? I didn't get anything yet.

dont forget maple syrup, meese, and hockey

1/2 of these are wrong