Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Can we talk about Kevin Smith and his shirt?

Hes a big guy but he cant think it really hides the fat, he has a lot of loyalty to this shirt for a washed up hack.

If he took it off would he die? he actually married a couple wearing it. he wears it to funerals, i bet he wears it to bed.

why would you not take off a shirt before throwing yourself in bed?

god damn is that christina aguilera

SHe looks pretty gud with curves. Aged well.

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he has several psychological complexes. If you listen to any of his podcasts, he can't go 2 minutes without talking about his size or his career in a self-deprecating way. But not off-handed like a comic, in a way that derails whatever the topic of conversation is so that it becomes focused on how badly Kevin needs to slam himself for being fat or a has-been

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wtf i love kevin smith threads now

AND THEY WANT TO BUILD A WALL

damn those latin genes are really showing now

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all white women should be half latina

forget about BLACKED
they all need to get BEANED

This clip is old. He's lost a lot of weight recently. Even if he's still wearing a jersey, you can tell around the neckfat.

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pathetic

So, are you guys just jealous you can't dress however the fuck you want and talk about movies and get paid to do it?

>hes wearing a t-shirt of himself

wew lad

How so?

This is him wearing the jacket he wore in high school.

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uh yea
whats your point?
some balding cuck gets to have my dream life, which i would do 100x better than he is currently doing, it grinds my gears

he's doing it "ironically"

it was always her destiny

ok kevin

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>she actually knows how to dance
>sings very well
>is very attractive

brittany

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she looks very hispanic in this
she very sexy

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JDIMSA

who is this cross eyed qt

its christina

why didn't he bury his face in Christina's clit/brown/taint-area?

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I want to fuck xtina while she wears a Steelers jersey

>If he took it off would he die?

no, but it would hurt a lot

SHIEEEEEET DEM TITS

This is why you should stay out of the sun