Come to bed habibi edition
/cum/
First for alien gf
The alien gf
wish hijab porn was in HD
i want her to sit on my face and jerk me off
if you catch my drift
do you guys think marching band is cool
What should I do
One day, inshallah
I was in it in high school
>hijab porn
wat
were you cool?
Literally no one has answered my texts
Literally want to ky jelly myself
I was pretty average. There were some real fuckin losers in the band with me though.
hey me too
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im in florida rn
my condolences
I really should go to bed tho (by myself).
Tfw I actually have a hijabi gf in Morocco
Tfw I have to convert
Tfw I had to explain sex to her last night
Tfw I explain eating out and she threw up a little
Tfw once we are married I'm gonna destroy her tight teen pussy every night
She's also really cute and loves western culture and hates Moroccan culture :)
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I fucked a hijabi in melbourne in a park
Fuck her sand religion
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You'll never get to meet her
... you guys are fucking retarded... seriously.
So what?!
At least we're not RUSSIAN jajaja
What does it mean to "eat someone out"?
You are a retard
Fuck off retard
You put your mouth over a girl vagina and put the tongue in while you breath in and out
Wow ...
Post animes with great (or at least decent/serviceable) dubs. I'll start:
FLCL
Black Lagoon
Trigun
is that fairuz?
That's pretty hot
yeah it tastes good too especially if you take really deep breaths
would you slam?
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WABALABOOOLEEEEEEE
Let our journey start from here, with a slice of bread you baked. Everything that you'll need in your bag, all you'll need to take.
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American society is a cancer that corrupts every and anyone living there
You're right, we should be like germany and import refugees by the boatload
>that insecurity
I am an undefeatable warlord
Nah. Just the hoodrats really. Get rid of them and pretty much we'd be solid or at least not shit.
going to get drunk and jerk off to kpop
you better not
well i probably should eat breakfast first
1- i am bisexual
2- i have one testicle due to bullying in middle school (had to do with atheism and sexuality)
3- i am atheist and anti erdogan
4- there is mandatory conscription in my country
i fear for my life every day. how to apply canada refugee?
bend over
i will go fuck a tranny in front of immigration authorities
Trump is a stupid orange clown that retarded Sup Forumscucks voted in, he's showing his true colors as a neocon hack.
wrong
>If we destroy Israel's enemies, Israel will be BTFO
That's not how it works
wrong
Okay goldberg, will you fund the wall - I'm sorry fence since trump doesn't want it to be a wall anymore
w r o n g
>We need to destroy all those who impose Israel
wrong
Where does someone with the name Erickson Montenegro come from? Their picture looks like a flip/peruvian in a suit
>He literally has no argument so he just puts his hands over his ears and goes LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pathetic
wrong
>If I ignore reality it will go away
>wrong
wrong
Wrong, jew lovers
wrong
Wrong, jew lover.
:3
me and the gf
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Sorry I can't help you
Pls respondu
this video game spider got my over my hatred of spiders
The name originates from eastern europe, Erickson is more german/slavic, while Montenegro originates from around... Well, Montenegro
Really don't like waking up early for morning shifts
That's what you get for deciding to be a wagie
pls be in habeeb
>non-religious
>has penis problems
Literally being punished by Allah
I'm the
mystery
But I like being a wagie
Just not waking up early
I got like 5 hours of sleep ffs
Then sleep earlier you dumdum
Pitch Perfect has an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes
Tried, couldn't fall asleep
Currently dicking around for the next 40~ minutes until I can sign out of work.
Getting paid to shitpost at this very second buds
Usual nightly depression got so bad I sniffled a bit
>things that never happened
Get it treated bud, not treating my depression sooner is unironically the worst thing I've done in my life.
Had a dream a swarm of feral cats flooded my house and killed me
wtf i love arabs now
Good choices? Anything I'm missing or should take off?
whom here /smokeandcoffee/?
dont talk to me before ive had my coffee
youtube.com
when thaiboy comes out with THE FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How do you put solar panels on a fence though?
Hey, OP... RESPEK!
not a big fan of Rust games
wish they had something more akin to an Eve Online ruleset--pure FFA is very, very uninteresting
bought another korean footclip for 1.19CAD
gonna masJurbate now
Tfw too intelligent to develop caffiene dependence
I'm mostly interested in it to fuck with people desu
Anyone ever shocked by how old they are?
I shave my whole face every single day. I hate looking any way but hairless
clans of people will fuck with you
think Conan Exiles will turn out to be the better game with NPCs adjusting the balance of power