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Come to bed habibi edition

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First for alien gf

The alien gf

wish hijab porn was in HD

i want her to sit on my face and jerk me off

if you catch my drift

do you guys think marching band is cool

What should I do

One day, inshallah

I was in it in high school

>hijab porn
wat

were you cool?

Literally no one has answered my texts

Literally want to ky jelly myself

I was pretty average. There were some real fuckin losers in the band with me though.

hey me too

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im in florida rn

my condolences

I really should go to bed tho (by myself).

Tfw I actually have a hijabi gf in Morocco

Tfw I have to convert

Tfw I had to explain sex to her last night

Tfw I explain eating out and she threw up a little

Tfw once we are married I'm gonna destroy her tight teen pussy every night

She's also really cute and loves western culture and hates Moroccan culture :)

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I fucked a hijabi in melbourne in a park

Fuck her sand religion

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You'll never get to meet her

... you guys are fucking retarded... seriously.

So what?!
At least we're not RUSSIAN jajaja

What does it mean to "eat someone out"?

You are a retard
Fuck off retard

You put your mouth over a girl vagina and put the tongue in while you breath in and out

Wow ...

Post animes with great (or at least decent/serviceable) dubs. I'll start:
FLCL
Black Lagoon
Trigun

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is that fairuz?

That's pretty hot

yeah it tastes good too especially if you take really deep breaths

would you slam?

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WABALABOOOLEEEEEEE

Let our journey start from here, with a slice of bread you baked. Everything that you'll need in your bag, all you'll need to take.

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American society is a cancer that corrupts every and anyone living there

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You're right, we should be like germany and import refugees by the boatload

>that insecurity

I am an undefeatable warlord

Nah. Just the hoodrats really. Get rid of them and pretty much we'd be solid or at least not shit.

going to get drunk and jerk off to kpop

you better not

well i probably should eat breakfast first

1- i am bisexual
2- i have one testicle due to bullying in middle school (had to do with atheism and sexuality)
3- i am atheist and anti erdogan
4- there is mandatory conscription in my country
i fear for my life every day. how to apply canada refugee?

bend over

i will go fuck a tranny in front of immigration authorities

Trump is a stupid orange clown that retarded Sup Forumscucks voted in, he's showing his true colors as a neocon hack.

wrong

>If we destroy Israel's enemies, Israel will be BTFO
That's not how it works

wrong

Okay goldberg, will you fund the wall - I'm sorry fence since trump doesn't want it to be a wall anymore

w r o n g

>We need to destroy all those who impose Israel

wrong

Where does someone with the name Erickson Montenegro come from? Their picture looks like a flip/peruvian in a suit

>He literally has no argument so he just puts his hands over his ears and goes LALALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
pathetic

wrong

>If I ignore reality it will go away

>wrong

wrong

Wrong, jew lovers

wrong

Wrong, jew lover.

:3

me and the gf

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Sorry I can't help you

Pls respondu

this video game spider got my over my hatred of spiders

The name originates from eastern europe, Erickson is more german/slavic, while Montenegro originates from around... Well, Montenegro

Really don't like waking up early for morning shifts

That's what you get for deciding to be a wagie

pls be in habeeb

>non-religious
>has penis problems
Literally being punished by Allah

I'm the
mystery

But I like being a wagie
Just not waking up early
I got like 5 hours of sleep ffs

Then sleep earlier you dumdum

Pitch Perfect has an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes

Tried, couldn't fall asleep

Currently dicking around for the next 40~ minutes until I can sign out of work.

Getting paid to shitpost at this very second buds

Usual nightly depression got so bad I sniffled a bit

>things that never happened

Get it treated bud, not treating my depression sooner is unironically the worst thing I've done in my life.

Had a dream a swarm of feral cats flooded my house and killed me

wtf i love arabs now

Good choices? Anything I'm missing or should take off?

whom here /smokeandcoffee/?
dont talk to me before ive had my coffee

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when thaiboy comes out with THE FIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How do you put solar panels on a fence though?

Hey, OP... RESPEK!

not a big fan of Rust games
wish they had something more akin to an Eve Online ruleset--pure FFA is very, very uninteresting

bought another korean footclip for 1.19CAD

gonna masJurbate now

Tfw too intelligent to develop caffiene dependence

I'm mostly interested in it to fuck with people desu

Anyone ever shocked by how old they are?
I shave my whole face every single day. I hate looking any way but hairless

clans of people will fuck with you

think Conan Exiles will turn out to be the better game with NPCs adjusting the balance of power