Name a better fucking actor
I fucking dare you
Name a better fucking actor
Joseph Brooks
David Harris
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Jonathan Collins
Sir Ben Kingsley.
They're both favorites of mine.
Cooper Rodriguez
me desu
Aiden Clark
This is the only correct answer
Easton Ross
...
Dominic Ward
Joaquin Phoenix and DDL>>>>>>>>
Joshua Richardson
heath ledger rip
Parker Cruz
...
Jaxon Harris
...
Ryan Cook
aww yeah, the epic "im a fucking pickey, stuck up diva i only make one movie a decade" guy
Jace Sullivan
By falling for the Jake Gyllenhaal meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Nocturnal Animals/Nightcrawler are a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.
It is all fraud, a manipulation. Jake Gyllenhaal is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.
Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy, Pratt, Isaac. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.
Gyllenhaal is lying to you with his very existence.
Adrian Lopez
Michael Shannon
ez
Anthony Russell
Kys, my man
Michael Robinson
Manuel Ferrera, how dare you besmirch his thespian virtue by calling him Rocco
Jayden Davis
oh
a-hoh
hohhh
ay yesyesyesyesyes
Brandon Carter
do it
d o i t
doit
do it
do it do it do it do it do it
yes
yesyesyesyes
y e s d o i t
doitdoit
ya
Elijah Young
...
Sebastian Thomas
i REALLY like that we both have uncut dicks
till i saw him, i thought you had to have your penis jewed up and cut up to make it in porn
Carter Garcia
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Camden Adams
Eat a dick.
Jake is our guy.
Parker Williams
Wait so this wasn't pasta?
Landon Wood
Cropped out Arnold because of because