In this episode of house...

in this episode of house, the kid had a rare disease that caused huge amounts of testosterone to be secreted despite his young age, hence he was experiencing a full blown libido. To experience this at such a young age would have been really fun. I wish I got to.

I browse Sup Forums on and off. If this is le maymay that Ive missed whatever...

...but were you *not* retardedly horny at that age?

No. your libido isn't that powerful until you enter puberty.

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it was his dad's horny cream

episode season and number?

What the fuck are you talking about, I was fapping daily since I was 8.

I meant it isn't as powerful

the attraction can still be there without the pubescent reaction.

I was attracted to girls as early as 3 and 4. I used to keep Jcpenny catalog in my bed as early as 7.

the bra section always smelled nice too.

the first story at every family gathering I have to hear about is how I mooned the neighbor girl.

Oh yeah, but it's definitely there for a lot of us even at a young age.

>tfw you will never fap to a clothing catalog ever again

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>being horny
>disease

foreveralone virgin frigidprudes

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It should be illegal for all young men to not be entitled to a woman that looks like that

Their dad was using a testosterone supplements and when he hugged his kids, it got onto them. It caused the boy to be horny and then get cancer or something.

>dad's ingested chemicals affected kids via hugs

if this is what really happened in the ep then damn the writers are more desperately stupid that i thought.

>kid eats raccoon shit and sand from sand box
>has seizures
>goes to hospital and plays gameboy
>House plays gameboy
>bond
>figures out the problem
>worms

Kids are dumb but eating sand box sand is retarded. I personally think the episode was an excuse for Hugh to play gameboy and get paid.

S3EP19 "Act Your Age"

>gameboy without actual gameboy sounds

THAT'S NOT WHAT METROID FUSION SOUNDS LIKE REEEEEEEEEEE

>Its 13 gets bullied by a hot psychopath episode

I uh got worms from the sandbox all the time as a kid.

>kids are always cute
>they are always related to sexy themes of the episodes

House is a show that dances with pedophilia

you do realize your skin also ecretes waste

check the epsisode before talking shit that was legit retarded

>15 yo supermodel
>an underage attracted to house
>masturbating little redhead
>asks explicitly sexual question in front of little girls
>little chinese girl birth control scam
>kids with premature puberty
>pregnant 12 years old
>pregnant 15 years old fatass
>chase kissing the loli
really makes you think

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Sand eater detected.

Are you bald right now by any chance? just curious.

Will I ever kiss a girl?