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conference pear edition

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think the hungarians have the market cornered when it comes to fruit editions

Barb

Huh It Really Makes You Think

them and your dad's "get-together"s

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not a fan of this post

makes me think

Fairly agnostic but I suppose I'm very open to the idea of a higher being, an intelligent creator

It's less of a "God created all of this" and more of a "Only a God would be able to create this kind of beauty and complexity in the universe"

anime

having a think

I do, but I'm too embarrassed to tell other people so I'm probably going to hell

would love a scotch egg

what is this nigger on about? has there been a celebrity that hasn't called for trump's assassination?

conference pear was here ages before hungarians got fruity tbph

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why didn't you let him in?

don't care who you know from my block

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Reminder that if you don't go down to the pub with a gang of mates when England are playing you are a genetic waste and a failure of evolution.

Impressed with him recently to be quite honest with you

do you even read or just see a black person and chimp out?

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>he goes to the pub to watch friendlies and qualifiers
embarrassed for you lad

Do you actually believe in a religion, or just an almighty entity?

Yeah I can understand that, its just the idea of there being a level above us just doesn't seem to make any sense unless its ourselves running a simulation, I just can't grasp the idea of a God

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whats he done?

Protestantism, yes

This tbqhwyf

not funny desu

What the actual fuck

No memes I just got bitten by a flea in my bed and it hurt a little bit managed to kill it in the end. Why the fuck would there be a flea in my bed?

woah

*HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCH*

called someone a nigger and he freaked the fuck out and called the police

kek

my computer keeps making the "USB inserted" noise despite nothing being in the slots
wtf lads

congratulations, you have fleas

Boys. Haribo is fucking dank - why is it so fucking dank?

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Definitely believe Jesus Christ died on the cross and rose again

Proper dire lot on here today

I've met the king of China
and a working Yorkshire Miner
but I've never met a nice South African

>a level above us
I unironically believe that the physical world we live in isn't the only realm of reality, and I don't think it's that solid either. There likely exists an infinite amount of alternate universes, and I believe reality must be fluid, with certain things able to mould it and change it. That's why the occasional miracles, magic or other unexplainable weird shit happens so much

are you one of those people offended by the word nigger

So you genuinely believe that at one point there was a reincarnation of God who walked among us with omnipotent superpowers?

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/brit/? my arse!

YA FOOKING WAT LAD???

YA FOOLING WAT!!???!?!?!?!????????


U FOOKING YALK TO ME LIKE TAT AGAIN ILL PUT A FUCKING HRICK YO YOUR SKULL I DONT FUCKING GIVE A FUCKING. SHIT

WHAT THEBFUCK


YOURE A FUXKING YOURE SCUM IF YOU WANNA FUCKINH SCRAP ME AND YLU WILL SCRAP


ILL FUCKING SCRAP YA

ILL


FUCKING


SCRAP
YA
COME AND GET IT
FOKKING WOT MATE

Sat inside some bellend's computer making the USB inserted noise over and over, he's getting proper aggravated! Doubt the scotch egg situation last night is helping his temper either

that's quite possible, yeah

Dunno if it was Jesus or not but I can see the highest being occasionally manifesting itself as things on this earth throughout our history

calm down mate, you're acting as if someone stole your last scotch egg

Oh you know a bunch of impressive stuff

uma delicia

take the piss

Sure

What other bizarro shit do you believe?

Actually don't tell me, I don't care

need a yank gf

DONT FUCKING START WIG ME


DONT FUCKING START WITH ME


ILL FUCKING TAKE UR HEAD CLEAN OFF UR SHOULDERS


FUCKING MUG


F
U
C
K
I
N
G

M
U
G
IF YOU WANNA FUCKING GO
WE CAN FUCKING GO


U WANNA FUCKJNG SCEAP LAD


U WANNA FUCKINNG SCRAP?!?!??!??
Ill fucking
ILL DO UNRIGHT OVER
ILL DO YOU RIGHT FUCKING OVER


FUCKING CHNT
FUXKING CUNT

FUCK OFF

she might laugh at your anteater dick

didn't read that post in all caps
can someone provide a brief synopsis?

need a human interaction gf

got a Yank wife

You wanna fucking scrap

don't care
she'll love my snug phimo

pics x

feels good having a proper leader for once

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Is anyone available to meet for a quick chat I'm around today

I only understand about 68% of /brit/ posts

was hoping you'd post that. always chuckle when i see it.

Sure hen where u at x

thanks

>hen

i hope that lad got it circumcised. cant go through life with a disability like that.

if you're talking the hardest

Hi do you have private messenger

newlad

>gif
fuck off

Donald trump and brexit were a fluke. It's all a massive shift towards the left from here

Happy Independence Day lads

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nice meme haha the Dems lost another big election last week

having a lovely BLT sandwich

>brexit was a left-right issue

umm no sweetie x

Anyone remember the Jo Cox meme

he can just buy those little rings and stretch it over a few months

The boy who wanted to meet I am here today

It shouldn't have been but it was made in to one

Nothing worse than people who act as if we're idiots for leaving the EU
Remain lost, they whinged and cried for a while and now they're just trying to take the moral high ground
Protip: we were right to leave, and it's more than just immigration

foy

BLTs are british

About 200 miles away lad

will be furious if we get cucked by remainers desu

>glasto

Hi can you tell me your location, I'm interested in meeting for a quick chat maybe we can meet in the middle

Fuck off cunt

No fuck off nonce perv

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are peter

Would love a BLT right now

brexit was a beautiful day
glad i was here to witness it

Is anyone available to meet

Is the young lad on the cycle here?

fucking paedo