Yo that's my boy user. Hey I told them all how crazy you were about movies so you better of brought a good one...

>Yo that's my boy user. Hey I told them all how crazy you were about movies so you better of brought a good one. Which one did you bring?

A Place Beyond The Pines

Belly

Birth of a Nation.
Haha the new one of course!

Shouldn't you gentlemen be in the bedroom?

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Madea Goes To Jail

beasts of no nation

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>bring the colour purple
>make new friends
>get invited to parties

Not a bad idea senpai

Synecdoche, New York

This nigga knows what's up.

It's a good film fa'm, what's the problem?

>go to black parties
>meet a bunch of drug hookups
>be "dat cool white nigga"
>get a qt mulatto gf

if only

jersey drive

fuck off non-colored people. we are the standard now

The Friday Trilogy.

>get a qt mulatto gf

Does it ever bother white Americans that the black girl they're fucking might be Dayquarius' side bitch and he might kill them over it?

Just asking as a non-American

planet of the apes

The Dark Knight Rises

Nah It's cool man. I jus thought you be bringing over white people shit like Transformers, Twilight, Drive, Dredd and Saving private Ryan. It's cool man.

Hello friends, I brought My Night with Maud for us to watch together. :)

>we are the standard now

pack them bags

no

Dead Presidents
Friday
Scarface
Boys n the Hood

Correct answer

>a place beyond the pines isn't "white people shit"

*smacks lips*
This is some kinda uhhhhh kino

The Wire.

Then ask them to translate the Ebonics into English so I can understand more than 25% of the dialogue.

Django Unchained tbqh

>ITT only dudes not getting clowned to death

don't date ultra-whores and you're fine.
that's a real threat regardless of race, I'd worry about some redneck or white frat bro who gets pissed off and comes at me with his gun collection, or a spic who sicks ms-13 on me just as much as any gang banger

tip: don't fuck trashy girls of any race

The Hateful Eight.
Best bit is the end when the black and white man kill the white bitch.

That's why you go for the refined black girls who read books and have a useless degree and aren't hood trash
These types are way more likely to date white guys to begin with

Then you slowly redpill them over time

w-why are their races relevant?

Only the best Rotten Tomatoes certified kinos.

Oh I've got a good one. It's a forgotten Disney Classic called "Song of the South".

The day of the rope is coming.

the fuck is that?

I didn't bring a movie, but I did bring Melee with me

blank man

I'm just talking shit lad.
The end of the SJW is coming.

honestly i think every nigger seen this at least 5 times now, everyones probably sick of it already

I'm Gonna Git You Sucka and Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood.

Menace II Society.

Dis shit is WHACK, yo!

That's a smart choice. Good thinking legit. You won't look like a kiss ass, and its it's a relatable movie for them.

damn haven't seen that image in a while. nice one, la

WEW LAD

she could be a young joost

Brought Black Dynamite my dudes

>four brothers
Marky Mark's best work, you niggas is gonna love this shit dude

Load it up, fellows.

Also a good choice

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