Whoa

Whoa.

it's like pottery

One line after another, like in stanzas.

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BRAVO GEORGE

Are they trying to say shes gonna grow up to be an AT-AT?

Fucking confirmed

What's her Sith name?

darth reivan.

Darth feminism

darth suckmycock

Darth Reyvan Confirmed

>"L-Lord Reyvan Confirmed, the Resistance is closing in"
>"That's LADY Reyvan Confirmed!"

Really bypassed my compressor

Dat Forehead

Darth Icky

dark ovary

kek

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LOL

They're going to do it aren't they? All this mystery shit. Full "the hero is a villain with amnesia"

Snoke and Rey are the same entity, Luke used the Force to split her into her good and evil halves

>Star Wars

Fucking losers..

Wouldn't a heel turn save this trilogy from "muh feminism" when Kylo, the white male turns into the hero?

Darth Barren

>it's like poetry
>rehasing the same plot is simply poetry youdont understand

this would be the best because it would mean rey would fucking die

What did they mean by this

muh dick

darth bypass

The rhyme never ends

We can only pray, user.

Darth Insanious

This isn't reddit you queer.

Darth Marysus

Do you think she gets sand in her vagina on a regular basis?

The part off the galaxy where Luke disappeared to is literally the same area where the Rakatan homeworld with the Starforge was.
Kylo has a Mandalorian War style mask, with a lightsaber from the same war.

They're putting Hammerhead starships into Rebels and also the Rogue One.

They also went out of their way to put Moraband (new name of Korriban) on the new canon map that only has like 10 planets total.

It's practically impossible that they won't do a Muppet Babies KOTOR now.

Good point. I meant to say she would FUKCEN DIE BY THE RIHGTEOUS HAND OF THE CIS WHITEMAN. MAGA.

Darth Kitten

Darth Sue

Oh fuck.
I thought they were putting KOTOR stuff in so they could relaunch it for the sheckles, but it's going to be an "homage", isn't it?

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Reboot as soft as sandpaper all the way.

this would actually be the coolest fucking thing

especially if the final thing was them merging back together somehow

Don't forget iRebel's snarky killer robot best friend

kill yourself

This isn't Sup Forums you queer.

I wanna ride Rey!

>"homage"
Probably
Malachor is also mentioned in official material pertaining to Kylo's lightsaber

References

References everywhere

He's a big guy

Keked

Darth Parallel
>tfw she sees through the pottery of the universe in the form of Star Wars films and tries to break the cycle of neverending pottery that had centered around her family for generations.
>tfw she fails and we get new Star Wars films every year forever.

can't put my finger on it but it's almost like a sonnet

>go back in time to kill the first person with the last name "Skywalker"
>there's no Galactic Civil War
>the Empire is never created
>Alderaan and Coruscant are never blown up
>the Jedi are never exterminated

why did Sup Forums do this to me, i used to love star wars and was even excited for TFA. i want to go back, you did what Sup Forums does to people but instead of politics swapped it with television and film.

>slow clap applause

for all those that don't know she had an ovarian disease, and dark is adjective for Darth

Darth ovary = Dark ovary

>>>slow clap applause
kill yourself

>slow claps

How can meatbags even compete?

This is unironically the plot of Sonic '06

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The concept predates that

Namek physiology is so fucked that Kami is simultaneously Piccolo's brother, father, grandfather, uncle and self.

A shame Darth Maul is already taken.

Darth Serratus

Darth Imeofthemonth

this is the most reddit post Ive ever seen

>softly clapping with trepidation

*claps behind you*
nothing personnel kid

How can organic """""beings"""""" even compete?

>The part off the galaxy where Luke disappeared to is literally the same area where the Rakatan homeworld with the Starforge was.

Source plz or it didnt happened...

i like this idea tbqh. HOWEVER, what i never got about the Dark side vs Light, is how in the films stepping over/coming back to the Lightside is always treated like it will just make everything alright. Like take vader, luke says something like "i know there's good in you,it's not to late" vader have literally killed thousands of people and watched over the destruction of a fuckin planet. It think it pretty much is too late.

The films ofc cop out by making vader die so they never have to deal with this moral dilemma

The Jedi order is basically the catholic church.
Repent = all g bro, you're good now

Leia is responsible for the destruction of Alderaan because she lied about where the rebel base was

Darth Memoria.

>Starforge

this is great.
maybe now my space anvil will get some interest or i'll be able to trade it, possibly for a falcon handlers glove or an officially licensed theatre shower operators cloak.

Darth Harvon

Rey is a Mary Sue, and you all know it! Haters and losers will get mad at this post but it is 100% truth.

Best post in the thread.

Just watch the movie.

>In the movie they have a map of the galaxy and where Luke is in it.
>It the same area as where the Rakatan Homeworld was in KOTOR

Have pic related.

listen the fuck up froggy...

you are 100% correct, my man

>Anakin is the chosen one and has a gorillion midiclorians

>Doesn't learn force mindrape in the first movie

So Rey is even stronger in the force than the biggest force baby the galaxy has ever seen?

Darth Sword
Darth Spear
Darth Lance
Darth Chakram
Darth Bow
Darth Musket
Darth Rifle

We had Darth Maul, we had Mace Windu. Need some more weapons.

Darth Roastie.

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Puts the Holy Trinity to shame.

Darth Vader (2016 reboot)

>yfw that staff she always carried around was her sith weapon

>yfw she discovers it at the end of episode VIII


>mfw

Hopefully they don't use the exact KOTOR story arc but reference it and we get a KOTOR trilogy in the future

Star Wars Objective RANKING LIST:
5 > 4 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 7 > 2

I mean KOTOR is a nice game and all and the plot is good, but like I can already play KOTOR.

Though might make up for it if somebody goes and murders all the Selkath. I DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR GODDAMN KOLTO!

how dirty were reys clothes?

i want to sniff up all of the midichlorians from reys funky gusset

I can live with this.
Though "Across the Stars" comes dangerously close to making it end on 2 > 7

oh god

oh god

Her staff has fucking buttons on it!

Have we misjudged JJ?

> MON CALAMARI

LUKAAAAAS

>darth maul's double ended saber has similar design.

oh boy.

it's happening.

>Simple set up, almost lazy
>Twist that's pretty obvious in hindsight but has some deep lore
>Disappointing payoff, totally lazy

L O S T

seeWhat I don't understand why Kylo is struggling against the light, instead of vice versa. I thought the dark side was akin to sin that you had to be diligent in avoiding, but Kylo is struggling not to be good. I just don't get it.

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Kylo can't so he's losing his Sith privilege

Darth Velopment.

Deep down Ben is such a moralfag that it takes every last ounce of his teenage edge-lordiness to be Kylo Ren. He's constantly tempted at every turn to drop the act and become a goody two-shoes again.