Will J.K. Rowling ever recover?

Will J.K. Rowling ever recover?

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>rather watch a movie about a faggot in a cape prancing around using devil magic
How dare he call himself a Catholic.

Who?

>tfw Marvel does Magic better than J.K. Rowling and WB

You know, the woman that wrote Harry Potter.

Greydanus he's a Lord of the Rings character that ended up as a reviewer for the Catholic Register.

>National Catholic Register
D R O P P E D

Haha

Anus

there's no such thing as critics shiiling for Disney, r-right guys?!

>I'd rather watch Beyonce jokes and energy whips again

Yeah I bet you would you shiteating faggot.

>implying Beyonce jokes are a bad thing

>Steven, the Greyed Anus
>Catholic

D anus

>implying all witchcraft and wizardry isn't anathema to true Christians
Pick up a bible retard.

awwww

i'd rather eat my own shit than watch any of these 2 craps

He' not wrong.

>Lightens her skin and straightens and bleaches her hair

Pretty sure Catholics are required to burn all professed users of magic at the stake.

Didn't Fantastic Beasts have between 90 and 100% a few days ago?

>tfw Syfy does magic better than Marvel, J.K. Rowling, and WB.

early Brit fags inflating the numbers. WB tried to pull a fast one.

kek, my first thought

>braids are a nigger tradition
>just happened to be stolen from greeks
Fucking cultural appropriation.

Jezus blacks ar getting more and more annoying with this than jews and jews were 45 in 20th century

>Syfy

Citation needed.

>Catholics
>Picking up a Bible

>wrote

>National Catholic Register

I were watching?

I'm sure she's crying into her millions.

>Greyed anus

The Magicians is nice.
Manages to balance a fun fantasy story with occasional unexpectedly gory scenes that may kill off a major character.

It's different than your average run of the mill magic story to say the least.

what did our guy say about it?

>movie about actually imaginative and weird monsters

versus

>smarmy stark clone shoots lazers and jokes a lot

>shoots lazers
So what you're saying is you haven't watched the movie.

Yes but the rule for modern film critique is that once a movie gains a traction for a super high rating, every single Irrelevantmoviesite.com reviewer comes crawling out of the woodwork to try to be the unique snowflake who rates it negatively.

Best case of this is Toy Story 3, there were 4 reviewers, very late to reviewing the movie, trying to be unique that stopped it from being a trilogy of 100% rated films.

Doctor Strange was a fucking snore I say that as an MCU fan

Oh sorry, I meant he stretched them out and whipped them.

Seriously, all he does in the movie is fly, whip his laser and reverse time. Beasts has flying and teleporting and reversing time. What is it that Strange has that Beasts doesn't?

Pop culture jokes?

Armond White and Chris Chan's half brother were the only ones I remember

>hating on Armond
>>>/reddit/

>Doctor Strange
Why do people suck MCU dick that hard? DS wasnt that good. Civil War being above a 90 on RT is a signal

were you thinking of protestants?

And he was a good friend

wtf I hate asexual vegan crooners now

WE

>I didn't like it so I'm going to act like a big fucking baby and throw a tantrum

Behave like an adult for once.

>Whimsical but never wondrous
>amusing but never affecting
>I'd rather go watch [marvel movie]
what

In your opinion fucktard

>National Catholic Register
And people still take that shitty website seriously.

Rachel McAdams?

every time i see these screenshots of critic reviews they always seem so tryhard. trying to jam in as many buzzwords as possible

that's what happen when you have to sum 20 paragraphs into one so normie shits may read it

goddamn those hips can't lie

whos the cute

He calls himself Ashley

>himself
tricked yet again

>just made me wish I were watching Doctor Strange again

FUCKING MARVEL SHILLS, NOW YOU'RE ATTACKING HARRY POTTER TOO?

...

Sam Hydes fucktoy.

When did retards start shilling other movies in their reviews?

how did that fat ugly fucking moustached retard get such a qt psycho?

>Greater is He that is in me than he that is of the world.
>Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
The mandate always seemed clear. Our magic is better and we are charged with the task of eradicating the shitty pretenders who claim power.

How this got turned into "is magic appropriate discussion for our keeeeds?" is beyond me.

>a glib facsimile

>made me wish I were watching Doctor Strange again
Jesus, how fucking bad is this movie?

I just got out of this. First off, see it in imax. The 3D adds nothing and every panning and long-distance shot if so fucking blurry its ridiculous. Almost saw it in IMAX on accident. Wish I had. Anyway I agree. It was just good enough to never make me thing it was bad or be bored or anything but I was never excited for even a second. Perfectly right down the middle.

He just knows how to fuck with dumb women that aren't worth anything.

quite literally anyone could do magic better than her
even /tg/

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wow, what a runty cunty human being.

its like a horror show
what compels a man be such a grumpy goose

kek

>says the HP movies showed things we never saw before
>he rather watch the 14-15? regurgitated copy paste Marvel movie with the only thing different being the actors and character names
is this nigga serious?

>greyd anus

>made me wish I was watching capeshit
fucking brutal

is dis real?

BTUTAL