>How shall I sum up my life? I think I've been particularly lucky
Was it being white?
>How shall I sum up my life? I think I've been particularly lucky
Was it being white?
>Brown hair
>Brown eyes
>White
Good joke.
>it's a Sup Forums thread
Audrey was literally the first perfect waifu.
God bless.
;_;
muh dick
I heard she was an anal slut
We shall have none of that. This is an Audrey thread. Please behave more respectively.
Would that thought make you appreciate her even more?
>Was it being white?
What's wrong with being lucky? It's out of ones control.
You got to reroll when you're unlucky.
*Tips Party Mask*
>ywn see Kubrick's "Napoleon" with Audrey playing Joséphine
That is reroll with a shotgun blast to your face.
Fun fact: Napoleon asked his lovers to never wash when he was away because he liked the smell of rank pussy
Patrician right there.
Out of my way plebs
Dude... don't
Is it true her husband was involved in her accident like how Charles was with Diana's death?
Fuck off
was (((she)))?
Whatever she is, you're a gay. That's a fact.
>Loving anal and killing nazis
I really do love this woman
I (((a))) myself.
She had stomach problems all her life and had a tremendous problem with gas.
Many co actors commented about it off the record.
The same problem caused breath smell issues as well.
>Was it being white?
No, it was her being a womyn.
I mean, James Joyce liked farts, so he can't be wrong.
FUCK YOU
i will never get to bang prime Audrie Hepburn's tight ass till she can no longer contain her farts, and has bad breath from all the poo i packed up the back on her till her breath went bad.
She grew up during the war so she used to face starvation a lot which led to her anorexic build that she was famous for
Not eating solids meant that she always had diarrhea for most of her life and this couple with the fact that she apparently loved anal must mean that she must have worn diapers most of the time as well
source?