You're a supple boy on the playground in 1994

you're a supple boy on the playground in 1994
what ranger did you play as?

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Green then white when he came out.

Black is the only non-autistic choice.

blue because im a faggot

>yellow doesn't have a skirt
I do like how pinks skirt is way above where her vagina bones are.

green all day
the dagger flute was the best

omg, you're literally me! XD

Gren

>be boy
>like billy the blue ranger
>be him while playing power rangers with two girls
>years later
>i'm gay
>find out HE was gay
what the fuck

When the movie came out, they had these sweet ninja power ranger costumes, I got the white ranger one. Wore it for weeks

Black, and I'm not even a nigger.

Man I know what I am. I've always liked the pop music, safe for radio versions of shit. I'm as plebeian and vanilla as they come.

My mom wanted to fuck the green ranger

She loved dudes with chick hair.

>too many kids want to play
>have to start making up other colors
>brown, orange, purple
Kids are so lame.

I was 35 in 1994

>the first time I got cuckolded

>So there's five power rangers and they each have their own color
>Great pitch, loving it so far. Now what colors?
>Red, blue and pink. Yeah, she's the girl.
>Black, cause he's black. And yellow, cause she's a gook.
>Great stuff, where'd you come up with this?

>tfw you're almost as old as my parents
treat your kids right... don't be a dick

This, but's also the edgy choice.
>Great stuff, where'd you come up with this?
>saw it on the olympics

Red because I was alpha as fuck as a kid

Now id be Blue easily

I'm a lifelong kissless virgin. Check your privilege shitlord

Pink because I want to be a cute girl

Mort?

Which spells to you specialize in?

When did you quit watching?
I skipped Zeo, watched a little Turbo, a little Space, and that was it.

Obviously blue one, green/gold & white one was for alphas.

Btw 1995 movie is great, fuck that shitty remake.

how does one achieve this

My ma wants to fuck Link from Ocarina of Time. She thought it was cute how he had idle animations like yawning

wait. what about blue and red mean white guys? and green?

wow... when the 70s were raging and the streets were full of crackwhores and drugs were still legal and you were in your sexual prime, you just took no advantage of your situation?
that's tough man

>red guy was native american
>green guy was ambiguous ethnicity
>blue guy was white

green obviously, my name is tommy you little shits i get green. and im taking pink as a concubine.

>had a crush on yellow
>she woman asian drivered her way to her death
and that is how I became racist and misogynist.

I-Whathever you say user, please don't beat me.

Jason because he was the leader. fucking fruits all saying tommy wannabe badasses.

>not remembering all the news reports of kids getting hurt at schools for actual pretend fighting
>schools ban playing make believe power rangers because of this

fucking parental groups i tell ya. i'm 29 ;_;

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you dont tell me what to do you four eyed little sissy faggot

>brown

>orange

What a time to be an 8 year old!

nytimes.com/1995/09/24/magazine/sunday-september-24-1995-school-ban-that-toy.html

articles.sun-sentinel.com/1994-11-14/lifestyle/9411110485_1_power-rangers-nursery-school-canadian-tv

Green ranger 2bh
Anyone else have those action figures whose heads flipped?

My friend has the Pink one. She is exactly as bulky with wide shoulders, it's ridiculous

youtube.com/watch?v=eIhGC9qoW5I

I can still hear that lovely little plastic clacking sound it would make

>tfw you will never be a little kid ever again

B-But I didn't say anything Tommy. S-Sorry. Can I be with fatty asian outcast yellow ranger ?

Reggie?

>you're a supple boy on the playground in 1994

Millennials will never know this feel

>tfw boys these days will never understand just meeting some cute guy and developing a friendship from nothing
>even if he is from a grade lower or higher than you

>Be the only kid in your class to HATE the fucking power rangers.

Freak !

red for redneck
green for irish
blue ???????

holy shit...
i haven't seen these in so long!
i had the green one and then broke it and my parents bought me the white one
my brother had the red and blue ones

fuck

I don't need to take that from a literal faggot.

Did you like the ninja turtles?

Why ban tag? I can't understand that shit. Although it being in Seattle comes as no surprise.

The black ranger, cause I'm a mother fucking nigga!

Some kids are faster than others, that's unfair to the slow kids and makes them feel bad.

>tfw no 10 hour aye yai yai video
youtube.com/watch?v=gKYLDquDc2A

It's physical, kids can trip or get hit too hard and scuffles can happen when someone gets hurt. There is no "figuring it out" nowadays, any altercation needs to be fixed by an adult

youtube.com/watch?v=761866mi8a8

>MORPHIN TIME
>no one fucking there

AH, sweet childhood memories.

I liked the movies and the cartoon. Something about the live action show I hated. I can't remember what it was now.

I wonder if this is how the older generations felt when they banned corporal punishment

Brown ranger

Reminds me of when they took the tire swing off my elementary school playground because it was too dangerous

>>MORPHIN TIME


I don't know why I read this as MORPHINE TIME.

Ha ha it's true you're so great Tyrone ! B-but you know I hope the colour doesn't you know... like offend you or something, we can change colours if you wish.

have a nice trip!
see you next fall!

funniest a girl has ever been

dude, when Amy Schumer talks about her vagina, it cracks me up everytime

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I know my man. I wasted my time on unix machines and Atari.

All of them

But brown ranger is close to shit ranger

Blue bloods
Red blooded american (he was also native american I think)

'cause in the Japanese version the yellow Ranger was a guy.

Rocky was native american, Jason was full on gay

I never played as one of the rangers but I remember vividly huddling near a space heater after my morning shower with a towel over me to capture all the heat.

Then watching power rangers in the morning before going to school.

I also licked D batteries every day in the morning to get the electrical spark for some reason.

I have no clue why I did the things I did.

I also liked to drink fizzy water though my nose at that stage in life

the normie choice
get out

i still have them

We all do weird stuff when we're kids, user. Then your mom finds out and beats you until you learn how to act normal. It's just part of growing up.

Did anybody else feel betrayed when Jason wasn't the leader anymore? Green was the new guy and now he is the leader. I got mad for him.

>kids can trip or get hit too hard and scuffles can happen when someone gets hurt
so what you faggot
kids get hurt all the time
jesus christ what a generation of pussies you're creating lmao
>meanwhile at our overlords

I was saying that is what happens and what they want to prevent. I wasn't advocating it, I was just stating that play time does have hard times. For a kid.
Don't take what their excuses are for ending recess are and put them in my mouth, I think kids need as much freedom as I had as a kid.

White ranger Tommy is best ranger.

>knowing the fictional characters your mom wants to fuck

t. Children of degenerate single mothers

VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS
VIETNAM FUCKING SHITS

my mom was a saint.your mom was clearly a hilbilly

Yea I fucking hated it. I wanted to make them fight and this one barely moved.

"GREEN RANGER".

Nah dude, Green was cool because he was a dick and fucking loved it. Their fight was pretty cool tho youtube.com/watch?v=Xe7YJXnmmaA

Rocky when the show came out, Tommy when he joined the cast.

the cheap fight is literally better than 90% of hollywood fight scenes

Story of the pic on the right?

For fucks sake the things we used to be cool with as children.

Blue then green then white. Only assholes played as the red ranger.

1. THE FIRST "POWER RANGERS" WERE ABANDONED, AND LEFT WITHOUT PURPOSE; NOW, THEY WANDER THE WORLD, LIVING AS PUBLIC ENTERTAINERS, SINGING THE GLORY OF DAYS OF HEROIC YOUTH, NOW IRRETRIEVABLY LOST, AS A GREAT "EVIL" LOOMS OVER HUMANITY.

2. THE THESPIAN AMY JO JOHNSON LIVES IN ABJECT POVERTY, BARELY SURVIVING AS A TROUBADOUR.

3. THE THESPIAN AMY JO JOHNSON WAS FULFILLING A PROMISE MADE BY HERSELF; SHE PROMISED TO SING IN THE STREETS, DRESSED AS THE "PINK" "POWER RANGER" IF ONE OF HER "PATREON" PROJECTS WAS FUNDED.

>dutch-angles
>that slow zoom-in combined with exposition, paying homage to saturday morning cartoons of the 70s
>references to leibniz's law and his theory of identity
>frequent use of long, uninterrupted shots
>martial arts on a caliber in the arts not seen since bruce lee (and probably which influenced the Raid)
I'm only halfway through, but since when was power rangers pure kino?

My friend broke his arm on the one at my playground on the last day of school.

Worth it 2bh, the tire swing was elder god tier playground equipment

Green Ranger but not because he was a "badass".

A) He had an actual backstory/arc with kid-level drama/character development.
B) HIS ZORD WAS A FUCKING DRAGON YOU FAGGOTS

Before he was introduced though, favourite was red.

>favourite colour
>his zord was a fucking T-Rex

He was clearly meant to be to the coolest (he was the leader and the coolest zord for a reason) but got absolutely upstaged by the Green Ranger. Poor guy.

We'd get like 4-5 people to push/spin it at the same time and get that shit going