American Nature Documentaries

>American Nature Documentaries
youtube.com/watch?v=okQYO10MT3c&

>British Nature Documentaries
youtube.com/watch?v=3TfxHdVhz0M

discuss

we have been over this
american Tv is annoying shit

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britshit is boring. get off that old fucks shriveled cock

dont be rude about our lad Dave

Ah yes, our thrice-daily British vs American nature documentaries thread.

I'm guessing this one will be slightly better than the previous but not as good as the first one we had today.

>SHRIKED

#shriked

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Looks like someone can't handle the banter

>americans
>banter
What?

>burgers idea of banter
>group of diverse friends in a sports bar making shitty inoffensive one liners about the football teams they support
This wasn't even relevant to the thread

I actually laughted at that, Jesus christ Nat Geo..

>inb4 dick jokes

Seriously though the BBC produces the GOAT shows when given chance

Planet Earth and Top Gear are pure kino

Lizard...
SHRIKED
Snake...
SHRIKED

I never watch NatGeo or Discovery anymore. It's absolute shit.
Every single show/docu is about how dangerous it is.

>eagle sound effect on a tiny sparrow-like bird

My sides

SHRIKED.
My sides have left the observable universe.

So this is were the shrike meme is from. I like it

Now they need to make a movie about a giant shrike piercing people on the empire state building antenna.

Nature is wonderful

>women in charge of hunting

its fucking true
i have no idea

UK documentaries:

>here is the subject
>here is some science behind it
>join us again next week for more science

US documentaries
>could this impossible and overdramatic thing be real?
>here are 17 experts when you only need 1
>"omg like how amazing is science?!"
>never actually give any more information
>only 5 minutes in, narrator with voice problems is summarising all the shit
>but what if this equally overdramatic thing were to happen?
>4 different experts each say a part of a single sentence, with wide eyes
>"if some day in the future we look back, we might find something that clearly isn't real!"
>repeat seven more times until credits role
>narrator tells us that the episode might have been pointless... but maybe?

>world's deadliest
some puny sparrow