I'M JESSE VENTURA

I'M JESSE VENTURA

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THIS ISN'T A CONSPIRACY
IT IS A COCKSPIRACY

Fuck this show

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ventura

THERMITE PAINT

I THINK IT'S TIME I BLOW YOUR MOM

That made Jesse Ventura feeeeel pretty good

me and my wifes boyfriend jamal used to watch this every week

SEAL COCK

I'VE FUCKED GOVERNORS!
AND SEAL PUPS!
I BLOW FIREFIGHTERS!
AND NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU FINGINIF!
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>not enjoying top tier conspirakino

A WARRIOR

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

SEAL COCK

MIND CONTROL

POTUS 2024.

>this show was canceled

coincidence?

I've read the documents

AND THIS IS QUINNSPIRACY THEORY
tfw it's been over 2 years

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN KILLED

YOU THINK YOU THINK?
THINK AGAIN!
NIAIN!

I'VE BEEN CANNIBAL CORPSE!
A FUCKING OVEN!
A NAVY SEA HORSE!
BLOOOLB!
AND NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU GET ASSFUCKED!

...

Ah the memories

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SEX FOR FAVORS

MIND CONTROL

fucking A these are great.

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Nice dubs.

I WAS A FIGHTER
>(professional "wrestler")

I WAS A GOVERNOR
A NAVY SEAL
I WAS ON THE INSIDE

SEX FOR FAVOURS
SECRETS, COVER UPS, CORRUPTION

TOTALLY NOT GAY RAPIST WITH A MASSIVE CAC!

Jesus Fucking Cjrist

PET DETECTIVE

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>it's been over 2 years

fucking how

SHEX FER FAAAAYYYYYVURRRZZZ

YOU HAVE A SMALL PENAS

MONDAY! MOONDAY!
GOTTA GET DOWN ON MONDAY!

>Over 50% of 1% of 12% have a cock
>whoa

tell me about jesse?
why is he so based?

YOU THINK YOU KNOW YOU THINK

THINK AGAIN

YOU THINK YOU KNOW WATER

DRINK AGAIN

YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE NAVY

SINK AGAIN

YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE EYE

BLINK AGAIN

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fuck i can't breathe

>that camera panning in and out
topkek

...

>this man has will literally soon be talking to the United States president and will have his ear

They're moving it?

...

MIKE GERMAN IS A NAZI GERMAN. HE GOT SO FED UP WITH JEWS HE DID 9/11.

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>SECRET HIDDEN KEK POWER

What did he mean by this?

>YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE NAVY
>SINK AGAIN

>best one hasn't been posted

i rewatch this every time i think about it.

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He went from being a WWE personality to being a state governor (MN). He's one reason we now have President Trump.

He's already spoken with him now multiple times since the election. The time of Kek has kome

>Would death be great? Good question
>Jesse's team is dead

literal tears

>you said people have been killed?
>i call them murderers

Its basically testicles 2.0

youtu.be/Uz_W6BOgEXg

no. people on tv arent funny.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE

AND THIS IS YOUR MOM, AND THIS IS YOUR DAD, AND THIS IS YOU, you one ugly motherfucker

Dude can't get work in the U.S. There is a reason he is on RT, look it up.

YOU THINK YOU KNOW SHIT?
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THIS MAN ATE SO MANY HOT POCKETS

And there it is, another lame sex joke.

ALILLA

MOVING IT?

ROSS MENDELL HAS A SMALL PEA-NUSS

That's...totally false!

>The fuckin minigun scene

Shit is still side orbiting. Thanks for bringin me back bro!

>They want you dead, governor!

>WHYYYYYYYY?

What ever happened to restaurants?

>YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE SOUND WAVES?
>[silence]

So many just give you a plate with food in the middle

If I did, we'd wind up:
shot
beaten
burned
eaten
shit out
raped
in jail

or all 3.

Son of jesse. Son of oliver. Son of bill

Fuck just when i was gonna sleep i cant because my sides left into space

When we are 60 we are still gonna kek from this shit.

Personally, I like food under the plate with a big shit in the middle...I also like eating tiny MEN

Whatever happened to tiny cutesy men?

What's your Facebook right now?

>tfw we will get ayy lmaos from Area 51 revealed to us in the next 8 years

Should have voted for Clinton if you wanted that.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!