Planet earth 2

rate this weeks episode

jaguar/10

also, does anyone have the webm of the jaguar fucking up that Camen?

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Jaguar confirmed to be the most badass cat ever

Rekt by a pussy

That bit with the bird of paradise was the best.

>removes all the green leaves
>he becomes the brightest leaf in his little patch

Are you guys actually watching this on shitty streams? What's the point? The whole point of this series is to watch it in the highest quality possible

a big pussy

and the gecko. I thought the moss on the other side of the tree was the animal

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torrents man, torrents

link?

>>>google

faggot

>using (((google)))

>Look it up on Wikipedia to see how many episodes are left
>Only 6 episodes (first Planet Earth had 11
>Not a single episode about Oceans, despite oceans being 70%+ of our planet

>tfw no abyssal plain / deep sea KINO episode

Wait fo life II thats the real kino.

>Watching it on shitty streams
>Not just downloading a 1080p upload from MEGA

bump

Best episode so far imo

Fuck those creepy eyes!

no webms?

sent ; )

There will be a Blue Planet sequel too next year m8.

Wildlife kino is still coming...

From BBC Natural History Wiki Page. There is another documentary coming this year too apparently.

Hope he doesn't die before it's ready.

Any webms about animals dying a grisly death?

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how do they film dangerous animals like these leopards, without getting mauled and killed?

do they carry guns for worst case scenario?

It says right in the episode the snow leopards were filmed with remote cameras.

The Jaguar was shot from the river so no danger.

Most of the animals they film are reasonably taciturn toward the crews because they don't perceive them as a threat or a meal after a week of being there.

Lots of remote cameras. Usually ones which turn on when they sense movement.

This was genuinely adorable. Fuck that chick if she didn't see his awesomeness

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This episode was GOAT.

>flying draco lizards
>swordbill hummingbirds
>caiman getting rekt by jaguar
>frog kicking the shit out of wasps
>birds of paradise

Jungles > Islands > Mountains.

Every time I see this kind of closeup of a weird looking animal now all I can think is "how the fuck is Pixar going to make THAT look cute."

>tfw sir david attenborough will die in your lifetime
;_;
naturekino just won't be the same without him.

kek'd

>David Attenborough won't narrate your funeral

I am making some webems of the parts I thought were the best, also taking requests.

Shame Sup Forums doesn't allow sound for webms.

youtube.com/watch?v=zaaw8Xqunyc

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Just beautiful.

KAMEN HERE. NO PROBLEMS

yes that soundtrack really enhanced the comfiness of it all.

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Fucking mental.

>tfw a cute girl is miring you
>tfw when you do/say one wrong thing a blow everything.

I didn't want to feel these feels.

>That one shot of the Jaguar looking straight into the camera

I wish I'd capped that shit. Sent me chills.

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I love these geckos, the episode needed more of them.

Could you do the swordbill scratching himself and the other hummingbirds looking at him with disdain?

be honest here, who thought the animal was on the left instead of the right?

I did

Fuck yeah that was great.

>You tell your audience, I will be coming in the night for you

I've seen them before in nature shows so knew what I was looking at, plus I'm a big fan of them anyway.

Requesting the wasp sucking out the baby tadpoles please

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>River dolphins

Fuck off

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Saved. Thanks a lot user.

Form follows function. Dress that lizard up in a fursuit and it'd look almost exactly like a flying sqwirl.

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Reminds me of that nerd with the fedora doing that dance for the hot chick and just gets a hug.

Das it mane.

>eyes dilate
>breathing slows
>mouth closes

That camera man was seconds away from being an after-croc snack.

Eyes and ears levelled at the camera like gunsights.

I meant to say contract not dilate.

is attenborough a numale cuck?

>snow leopard males kill cubs that are not their own?

why is this animal race so retarded? they are contributing on their extinction

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Please do the anteater

Just like us

The reason there are little of them is simply because of the available amount of food does not sustain a large population of big cats. Killing others increases the chance that your own cubs survive, and thus favours these babykillers in natural selection.

a lot of animals do that, but it's fucking retarded for Snow Leopards to do it. Cause their territories aare so fucking huge killing one is a huge loss to the species

>live in an area with extremely scarce resources
>letting little shits that don't have your genes live and compete against your offspring for these resources
>somehow a smart thing to do

At least your turbo-cuck snow leopard genes would be immediately wiped out.

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>being a cuck

oy the buzzwords to fit in

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He knows.

That beak is just silly. But he gets certain flowers to himself, so good on the cunt.

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They've used the bookend formula past it's due.

They should have the first and the last animal be complete contrasts in some way.

nigga the cameraman was probably 40 metres away on the river with high zoom.

fucking crushes the base of it's skull. Jaguar's truly are amazing

This? Its the only anteater shot I could find.

and still the Jaguar sees him and threatens

probably just looking at him, cats always focus on moving things when they see them.

Also why cant it be a cameraWOMAN? Stop assuming genders you misogynist pigs.

It's not threatening, it probably doesn't even get that it's been seen.

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cute

Thank you kindly x

>Mfw clouded leopards have the most powerful bite in feline family

What kind of sorcery they use??

Fucking balls on that prick!

I'd lose my shit.

this can't be right, gepards stronger bite than lions?

too many meme animals so far. I've seen slo-mo humming birds, komemedo dragons, cheeky monkeys and sloths a hundred times. I want to see some slugs or camels. or one of those fish swims into your dick.

go watch Life in the Undergrowth, its GOAT and features many obscure and scary animals.

downloading now. shame there is no 1080p though.

because we saw it was a dude in the diaries part retard

holy shit the first scene is a badass snail in close up. thanks for the recommendation.

and now a centipede just caught a bat. this is much better than gaylord birds of paradise dancing around for the 9000th time.

slug frottage with the glowing dicks they have in their heads.

Life in the Undergrowth deserves an HD/4K remake.

Thanks senpai