dethpathito

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despathito*

build the wall and put them to the other side of the Wall, please

Requiescat in pacito cholo

We only """"""""lisp""""""""" on c's and z's

Don't go anywhere near Czechia or Poland, then.

Che chicano todos los dias hasta que te guste.

>tfw you used to make fun of Castillian Spanish but now you realise it is the best and most beautiful form of Spanish

Wicked Mate!

Sudacas unironically talk like Ali G
>fink
>bruvva
etc
Truly lowclass and chav-ish.

All the European versions of the new world languages sound better, with no exception.

Yeah I end up with a dry mouth after trying to read something in Polish

CHI

This

Castillian accents OFFICIAL Power Ranking:

1. Galician
2. Sevillano
3. Cordobés
4. Gaditano
....... POWER GAP...........
9001. The rest.

>inb4 mad Castellanos de Castilla,

despacito

death pa sit

DESUPASITU

>Andalusian dialects are good
For the record, Andalusian is literally Spain's own equivalent of Cockney.

>All the European versions of the new world languages sound better, with no exception.
But that's fucking wrong.

Scottish English is the worst. Irish is just bleh. Brit accents are absolutely disgusting

(OTRO) GENOCIDIO SUDACA YA

Deshpathito*

>guy that doesn't even have his own language complains about others languages

>sh
Meme.

I prefer American English and Brazilian Portuguese but that might be because I have more exposure in them.

Except Portuguese.

I'm sorry, Brazilians usually sound like they're at least trying to speak a Romance language. You guys tend to sound like undercover Slavs.

Both sound like they averaged the sounds so that foreigners (Africans) could pronounce all the words. Which is sort of what happened.

I don't dislike Brazilian like some of us, but I do prefer Euro Portuguese. It sounds serious and stoic.

>Scheriousch and schtoic

I just, literally, walked down the center of the city and heard some spaniard tourist saying
>¿Tío me eshtaish jodiendo?

It'd be "Serioush and Stoic". The "sh" things we do is at the end of the words (and before consonants, but Brazil does that too).

You just made that up. We don't use jodiendo like that nor use vosotros in singular form.

I can understand some of the merits of Brazillian Portuguese over ours, but American English objectively sounds like garbage compared to Irish or British.

They're lesch fiersche and inschischtent about it.

We'd say "eSHtóico", though. Brazillians would say "istóico".

I was mapping our accent to the english words, not really translating.

Lel

Are you that Salvadoran fag that can speak Galician??

>"istóico".
In my accents it's "ijtóico"

here it's more like shtóic', with a very short mute 'e' at the end

Entendi, estava só a acrescentar.

Which accent is it?

In spain it would be ''despacito tio''

t. hilo latino

>quiero rethpirar vuethtro cuello dethpathito

>be Spanish king with a lisp
>force everyone to speak like you
>Mfw Spain is now a meme country

"Thpain wath a mithtake"

Desspathito tio vale pues bien

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Yes. Are you that other Salvadoran fag?

Carioca

What king was that?

It's an old legend. Such king never existed.

I was wondering because the spanish th sound developed in the 17th century and considering not many people met the absolute madking it would be weird

es
es-po
es-po-si
es-po-si-to

I'm all the Salvadoran fags, my level of fagotry is enough to cover all this board

How can I be sure that you are not me?

As far as I'm concerned, I'm the only person in El Salvador with internet access.

How can I be sure that you are not me, too?

As far as I know I'm the only one here who lives in a house made of bricks instead of a house made of mud

>theththathitho

Intriguing.

Kek

Heh....

You guys sound like a drunk slav trying to speak Iberian Sp*nish. Truly disgusting, even more than actual Sp*nish spoken in the Mexico of Europa.

Brazilians sound far more pleasant than you.

You only say that because they open the vowels more, not unlike Spanish.

based jew

Freebased Colombia

>al hornito

their current PM has a speech defect, too