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Mouko edition

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nuke denmark

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this is how white women behave

tfw no gf

/fr/

IM BORED

*grabs your bum*

>tfw no job

>slapPing your gf's ass on public

Man some of you are so tacky lmao

This pic pretty much describes my trade school

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>not sexual molesting your gf in public

Shitty thread.

>Remembering the cringy autistic shit you've done and fuckups

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postem

>dad never told me women like to be molested

alri buds the library is getting boring
gonna go shit in their bathroom then leave

Rate my lunch for 4th of July.

For those of us who are actually in relationships. Ass grabbing is probably frowned upon in public. Unless you are in a very dark room

what about gropping under the table?

>The art of war
Woah guys we have a pseudo-intellectual here

spoken like a true canadian man

That's okay

trash/10

do they like it?

literally saw the vidya and closed the pic

Can this Brazilian robot gtfo?

better than sharting in a mart
any new memes in the past couple weeks btw?

Hmm I usually do it if we hug. Not a big deal imo. She grabs mine too sometimes

how do you celebrate 4th of july?

why

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Whiskey and anime

close enough I think

Your posts are retarded and creepy. /cum/ is a comfy general.

Btfo

nope

Uh yeah.

I've aspergers

*throws some poppers at your feet*

Blowing fireworks up and getting wasted. Im also ginna burn a union jack tonight

>Im also ginna burn a union jack tonight
o am laffin

Bjork

If its a date between normal people (as in not fucking faggots) who should pay the bill?

Am i wrong in thinking it should be men?

Post is my favorite Björk album

Nah you right, men should pay

In a mixed gendered date, its always the man's responsibility to pay. Until the gender wage gap is closed the man always pays

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;_;

>remembering that you learned from your past mistakes, and are only a better person now for it

what if the woman has two jobs and therefor makes more?

half correct

Thoughts on tattoos?

>gender wage gap
I doubt this is even a thing in Mexico

i honestly don't mind paying for dinner
it's like $25 for two people to eat

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happy 4th of july ameridubms

thanks, texas

Thabks texas
Split da bill

thamks; Texas

Thajks. Texas.

>tfw your gf is the man in the relationship

>people of "color"

Depends on the tattoo and the person it was tattooed on. Almost always tacky though.

Nice. I want a gf who will peg me

sad

woman asked me what year in high school i am again

t n g

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

Normies ruin Sup Forums. Can't you fucks just go to Facebook

death to america

idea: tax on single mothers

Go to /r9k/ you autist

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WAKE UP SHEEPLE

only normalfags say normie

t. pixie

>>>/reddit/

>he listens to grimes

there is nothing that ticks me off more than fucking FLIES

had an older woman ask me if i was gonna be a senior or if i had graduated high school this year
i'm 25

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HEY

BEEN TRYIN'

Idea: get rid of the dollar and use cryptos instead

Did maintence on some resort today.

Hispanics are the most disgusting people in the new world

>crypto

i should've bought more cheap coins when i had the chance

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*blocks your path*

*steals your bitcoins*

*inflates your dollars for being a bad boy*

and if it takes me 30 minutes I will kill this fly with my bare hands

Did she come up to Montana?

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Dead Cells is bretty gud

if it wasnt $15 Id buy it

it happens a lot to me and I've even had girls around my age ask

>reading the news
>some article sob story about how Canada won't accept some flip woman's retard son

Yeah ok Canada should take on a multi million dollar burden so we can gain 1 nurse

no. it has to be after november

No being a man and using a salt gun

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Oh

>multi million dollar

what kind of mayhem is this kid causing?

>be 27
>go to the liquor store
>the woman at the counter asks for my ID
>she looks at it
>looks at me
>"you look really young"
>"yeah"
>"It's a good thing"
>grab my cheap vodka and leave

what did she mean by this?

SHANT BE INFRINGED