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SCREECHING

CARL BTFO

ananime
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PJW's architecture video was dogshit

just came out to the 'rents. they didn't seem very happy and said they need to talk about it in private. i'm scared lads

>Slovakia

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a man can dream

Talk about what?

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Imagine my shock

son just came out as a bender lads what the fuck should i do?

imagine being told by your son that they will never have a grandchild from you and you will spend your whole life bumming other men up the arse. absolute embarrasment. kys

i dunno talk about my coming out I guess, whether to disinherit me or what

fuck him in his ass

>this causes domestic violence

So many weird people on the train today

Shan't be taking public transport again

looks good

>bumming other men up the arse
what the fuck dude. I came out to them as a 27 year old virgin not a poofter haha

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the gf is making me wear the chasity device again

>wa la
classic

At what age does it become frowned upon to be single as a man? What about for women?

I have a few cars/trucks and drive a lot so I spend a lot on gas. Was thinking a nice meal once or twice a month might be better.

Yea I kind of feel like your credit score is really just how good at being in debt you are desu.

almost tempted to set up another savings account so when I get the bill/receipt I can just use my bank app to transfer that amount and set it aside

>just came out to the 'rents.
>need to talk about it in private
Did you do it in front of other people?

fun fact:

her kid was featured in an islamic state execution video along with a few other kids
he shoots a prisoner in the head and he laughs while he does it

hope she is droned too lol

Mark Cavendish always has such a face on and sounds like a grumpy twat all the time

Glad he finally got BTFO

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there is nothing wrong with being in a manageable amount of debt

Is anal sex anything like pooping?
If so I want to try it

no they just didn't want me there for some reason they seemed disappointed

>wa-la
screeching

HART: Yeah, I'll tell you guys, and believe me, past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.

I think wa la is up there with Jersey Jihadi and failed meet ups

hot

Imagine being such a selfish piece of shit that you would bring someone into this world and demand they spend their only shot at existence in a manner of someone else's choosing.

Imagine being as much of a cancerous piece of shit as you. Sink a bullet after your next pint.

Don't know if I'm straight, bisexual or gay

have you heard of the high elves?

wtf i love feminism now!?

are you literally 12 years old?

QUITE the claim to fame

I remember telling you to kill yourself

I always love watching cyclist wankers getting destroyed


Utter cunts the lot of them

You're probably a high elf

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Is that Elwynn Forest?

Actual braindead provincial

when i was younger i was wanking on some cam site and had like 4-5 people watching me and then some guy asked me to show my hole on cam and i was so weirded out that that i closed the stream and showered - why are gays so disgusting

I'd fuck a high elf

America is God's country

sauna mammi suomi voi vittu viina

Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight

ye

Nah it's your mums bush

You hear that? The Guards are coming, FOR YOU! HEHEHEHAHAHA!

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did running today

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Hawt

Don't know if I'm a bender, poof or chi chi man

know a guy who had a japanese sugar daddy and who was paid to fuck the old japanese man in the arse

hate people who sing in public

fuck off

I think khaleesi was a poor choice for sarah connor

>be me
>ugly
>lift weights and get ripped
>now everyone will find me attractive
>literally just seen as the ugly muscular guy now
epic

*puts Despacito on the /brit/ Sonos*

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really would not surprise me if flat earth theory became more widely accepted over the next few years

>be you
>be super low iq
fixed it for you

don't quite know how to say this lads ..

*walks away*

in what respect?
(name at least 3)

Wanna check out London someday desu

someone increased her facial features by 20%

when did you fly to england, zac?

bleak

Bishopsgate coming along nicely

Imagine being Mark Cavendish and going home to Peta Todd and giving her a right good shagging and breeding her again


Lucky bastard

Just come from work - didn't acknowledge 4th of July to any American people I had to call (people working on 4th of July, too) and whenever any of them wishes me Happy 4th of July I clearly stopped them and told them the rest of the world does not celebrate it (wanted to say we don't care but that would have been too much). Some of them were audibly annoyed

story time lads. was at the gym earlier doing chest, saw a qt come in and started to do squats. she had a nice arse so naturally i was watching her in the mirror like any respectable semi-normie virgin would. eventually she caught me looking and smiled at me in the mirror. i'm on no fap right now you see, so my test is higher than usual so i decided to go up and chat to her. clearly she didn't mind as she started asking me for advice (i'm a pretty big guy), we got chatting and she asked me to spot her. i spotted a few sets and we kept on chatting, started thinking about how to ask her for her number. she said she wanted to try a 1RM so we loaded up like 80kg (it's a woman ok, not bad for a girl imo) and she manages to grind it out. i was very impressed and had a semi by this point and started to think about how to get her number. she decided to go up to 85 and as she unracked it i saw the weights slipping off, so i moved over to correct them. but then i tripped and ended up on the floor, the qt was spooked and it unbalanced her so she had to bail. imagine my delight when the plates came sliding off and the 20 came blasting down and pummeled my ballsack, absolutely obliterating my testicles.

might get a drink

yaaaas

looking great

when was the last time a cat went into a pile of burning rubble trying to find humans?

cats are worthless filth

Must be the only photo of London in history without a paki in it

>he's STILL butthurt from 1776

I beat 3 noldoian elves in a 1v1 with only a light lance and 1 handed sword

Why would anyone except Americans celebrate the 4th of July? That's so dumb like people wearing stuff with other countries flag on it.

i'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet

>Modern architecture

It's a fat an uninspired tower.

smdh

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but yes you are correct

looks naked

londons skyline is essentially red cranes and concrete rising cores

would like to see it in 20 years time

that's not modern, paul

the city is hideous

I'm a published scientist, generally considered an "expert" and "very fucking intelligent" by, oh, I dunno the majority of the scientific community. (judging by papers published / citations / etc). Well according to every fucking titbit of information i've ever came across, I cannot decipher if the earth is round or flat. That and I've travelled extensively. I mean, it's probably round, but it could also be flat.
Same way I feel about "God." Who the fuck actually knows?
In synthesis, we'll never fucking know, because (((they))) don't want us to know. No, really, that's my scientific answer.

Absolutely terrific post

they'll all be multi-storey slums by then my lad

Brexit innit.

fuck cats
dogs contribute to society and life

cats actively ruin ecosystems while being consistently selfish cunts
absolutely disgusted when I see people fawn over the vile creatures as if they are babies

/BRIT SOCIAL CLUB/

ATTENTION ALL BRITS:

this Friday, 07.07.17 meet up @ G-A-Y SOHO. I have booked two bumming booths. See you there x

had me until the last sentence
very well done