Wake up

>wake up
>it's the 4th of july(America day)
>remember that I'm not american and living in memeada(canada)
>have a pellet gun in my bedside table to simulate the second amendment
>can't even shoot myself with it

Who else /trans-american/ here?

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>wake up on 7/4/2017
>realise it's the 7th of april
>carry on with my day

Do not fret my brother...a good Canadian's ONLY superior is an American...take solace in that friend

>He wants to live in post 2016 elections america

Just wait when their states become independent small countries

>implying that's a bad thing

I hope you had a Happy Canada Day

>be me
>love america and americans
>go on Sup Forums and other websites
>learn that they fucking hate us

it hurts

>>love america and americans
love your own country

Why is it okay for others to love you but not for me?

stop being such a bitter cunt

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everyone should love their own country

Of all these reasons why I hate this faggot that one is definitely in the top five. What a massive cock gobbling piece of shit.

Tbf we hate most everyone.

We love you; today we're all Americans

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Nah not him. Don't forget that Germans invented communism.

I do love my country too, I mean like you would love an alcoholic mother that makes you feel ashamed and you don't leave her because she's the only family you have and you also don't have enough money to move away.

You can't blame an entire country for one man. This is autistic as fuck.

I would like that actually. My state has a pretty good reputation of being friendly white people. If we become an independent country I hope we could be cute like Estonia.

i actually love germany bro

I got a gf on 4th of july
I dont know what that means

We act cold towards new people as a defensive manuever. We don't really hate you, we just don't trust you.

Its a day to be celebrated internationally as the day you got a gf

>wake up
>remember I'm not amerishart
>tears of joy
>flag
LMAO

And cultural marxism. And national socialism. And the EU...

Blaming every single individual for it is still autistic.
Also these ideologies wouldn't be so cancerous if people wouldn't have adopted them. Like russians and gommunism.
Who's the bigger fool? The fool or the fool who follows him?

Also you guys fought with the British against us during the Revolution.

So no, not you.

Fucking wew lad.

No one ever claimed Russians were intelligent. Comparing your people to theirs doesn't help your case.

Go back to Sup Forums you stupid fucking teenager.
Sup Forums isn't the battleground for your pathetic little tradcon "culture war".

Nice

>role playing as a time traveler on a Chinese meth lab

this is some avant-garde shitposting

Shut the fuck up man, your shit is just tiring.

Ideally we could just annex Estonia as the 51st state

Okay you know what? Fuck you. If you don't want respect from a person because their ancestors were dicks then you don't deserve respect.

>shit on national socialism
>Go back to Sup Forums
Maybe you should fuck off to reddit.

The problem is most Germans continue to be dicks. Your government is oppressing an entire continent and your people completely support it.

Sup Forums pretty much sucks only on nationalism or communism now.

Most people don't know about it. I didn't know it was a thing until I started browsing Sup Forums.

Can you not see the irony in what you're saying? What you accuse Germany of doing to Europe is essentially what the US is doing to the rest of the world.

The US has not driven the rest of the world into horrible poverty in order to collect usurous interest on bonds that we bought. If anything the world is a far wealthier and equitable place due to the economic models that the US has helped to popularize.

Germany is currently engaged in literal merchantilism with the other nations of Europe serving as colonies.

I like you Deutschland.
You guys have a really good work ethic and have a cool sounding language.

Internet autists /= Americans in general. Most people you meet in everyday life have neutral to favorable opinions of your country.

Normie opinions don't matter.

*tips pickelhaube*

Why would he not speak nicely of his father?

Sorry, it's just that germans are often mean to us online. Normal americans tend to really like germany though.

Wtf are you talking about. Americans love Germany. You gave us hotdogs and hamburgers ffs

>wake up
>it's the 4th of july(America day)
>remember that I'm not american and living in shithole(Russia)
>43° in Phoenix, 12° in Moscow
>even dont have a gun to shoot myself

I'll trade with you if you want. My gf lives in Russia and I miss her.

But thats impossible. Marry her and save her from this country

She doesn't want to move here.

why is pepe cutting the outside of his wrist instead of the inside

Bcs he is stupid
Very strange. Every girl here wants to leave this place

She's not poor and she lives in a nice city. She doesn't want to live away from her mom. I'm going to have to move there. And I do like her city at least.

I've also noticed this myself. Germans tend to be extremely rude towards Americans. Not like Americans aren't also rude towards us but I guess that's more of a self defense reflex then.
Or the other way around.
Whatever, we will never know.

Whats the city?

That looks like a fun place desu.

Krasnodar. The weather there is actually better than here.

fuck off fag

Oh, shit, guy, you will regret about that. People in such of places hate strangers, especially americans. You are warned. But the city isn't bad, climate too. But remember, that it is more north than Portland, Maine.

Wtf? I'm not gay. U take that back!

ok

How do we stop the meanness?

ha gaywad

I've been there and I really don't give a fuck if people don't like me. She does and that's all I care about. I didn't have any problems with anyone but I lift so people maybe weren't entirely willing to say what they were thinking.

Why do you say that area in particular doesn't like Americans?

>normies still don't understand shitposting
The ride never ends.

Because 82% (Putin's rate) of this country are stupid rednecks, who always is watching TV, where every show is full of hate to USA, Ukraine, EU, Japan, Jews, etc. In Moscow and St. Petersburg the situation is a little bit better.

>i will never be american

Isn't that mostly old people though? She told me the same thing but she said it was mostly old people because old people are fucking retarded. Her mom likes me at least.

You're south american at least

Old and mature, 35+. But even among youth there are young gopniks who hate strangers.

Yeah she hates gopniks too. No one knows I'm a stranger unless I open my mouth and I'm not very talkative anyway. It's fine.

Ameriboo here

Moved to the states from Britain about 7 years ago and got my citizenship recently. Honestly love it here and would never go back.

Thats good. Its 5 am here and I should sleep. Good night, bro, and happy birthday, US

Imagine if someone said "You're from California at least".

Night Russianon.

Did you buy some guns?

Of course.

Good lad. What'd you get?

I like Germany though

Have quite a few now. Mostly just shoot my Ruger 10/22 though. Cheap ammo and pretty fun.

Whoever drew that must be the biggest libshit ever.

I hope the bbq and fireworks was worth your ruined, mutilated cocks boys

Look at the watermark. It's the Salt Lake Tribune.

They're Utah's counterbalance to the Mormon Church-owned media.

You don't have to go full libshit cuck just to distance yourself from the Mormon church.

Lord I hate jealous foreigners and malcontent foreigners or minorities in my country

I ain't interested to hear about your stick dick Mick

Lol and in the next thread you call him subhuman cuck.

Fidel actually improved his country though, you actual fucking Sup Forums moron. Without him Cuba would be Haiti-tier today

Americans are incapable of being rational when it comes to Cuba, don't bother.