It's that time of the evening lads. The Burgerstani 241st birthday party.
INVITED: France, Netherlands, Spain, IRA, Scottish/Welsh/Cornish nationalists, pooinloos and Morocco for being bros in being the first to recognize our soveriegnty. Stay the FUCK out: UK, Irish Unionists, Canada, Australia, New Zealand and the rest of the Commonwealth realms
What's your favorite thing about American posters, Sup Forums? Americans, what's your favorite part about being born in the greatest country in the history of the Universe?
Michael Anderson
happy birthday
Levi Hall
now now son why isn't daddy invited to your birthday party?
Grayson Parker
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Oliver Williams
>tfw when nobody comes to your birthday party
Jordan Howard
>Stay the FUCK out: You forgot to add German as they fought with the British against us and you forgot to invite Poland who helped us.
Pic related
Alexander Anderson
>The Burgerstani 241st birthday party it's the 2017th birthday moron
Dominic Morgan
s-spics can be fwends with america?
Brandon Sullivan
>tfw qt 3.1415 is bbq burgers. >shitposting on Sup Forums havent been on here in a week, l@ds.
Isaac Cook
Will you help to contribute towards the wall?
Jack Young
New York fireworks are on guys
Ethan Johnson
Someone please erase this country from existance. This country is dead.
Parker Davis
all spics invited by proxy through spain
Blake Robinson
IS IT RNH ??? yes BC ITS FOURTH OF JULY >tfw eating a burger and shitposting with no irony
Cooper Baker
waaa? not on her bday.
Owen Reed
Chile should get an invite, I love me some pinochet.
Joseph White
>defensive halfback Wot?
Lucas Fisher
Happy birthday >What's your favotite thing about american posters They know how it feels to be hated by the rest of the world
Michael Mitchell
sure my fatty friend happy birthday :)
Matthew Nguyen
Poland loves us at least.
Chase Russell
Even Poland hates us. Interesting, why?
Bentley Wilson
It's lonely at the top, comrade.
Nathan Morris
Do you really not know the answer to this?
Lucas Collins
Just a guess but it might have something to do with the communism or the whiping them off the map all the time things.
Julian Johnson
i wonder why?
Jace Anderson
>chile >spic what?
Ethan Jackson
Me too.
Jonathan Torres
>what's your favorite part about being born in the greatest country in the history of the Universe? Cheeseburgers and guns unironically.
Nolan Wright
is this not a position?
Hudson Torres
Lonely
Zachary Ortiz
This country is a shell of its former self.I'm sad as hell that I was born in this shithole.
Gabriel Phillips
No. It is not.
Lucas Bell
happy birthday, usa
Alexander Moore
This is an incredibly accurate mspaint diagram.
Easton Allen
I fixed some bugs.
Ryder Phillips
>tfw burger addiction
Owen Rogers
I wish you guys would be nicer to the ex commie eastern yuropoors and stop being so paranoid so we could be friends. It would be great if we could team up to kill all the Muslims and Chinese.
Leo Gutierrez
That's impossible when >80% support Putin. Russia are getting worse every day and normal people have only 2 ways: drink or move abroad.
Ayden Perry
Then how do we convince Putin to stop being a fag and help us kill muzzies and chinks?
Jack Taylor
thinks spen
Christopher Robinson
Only polonium-210 can convince him, because he sells the country to China and has a benefit.
Zachary Clark
theres the door, Enrique
Lucas Cook
>polonium-210 Yeah you guys solve a lot of problems with this I've noticed.
