Why do.americans stink?

Why do.americans stink?

So you can find us in the dark.
< teleports behind you >
Heh. Nothing personal, kid.

You are stinkyyyyyyyy.

No, it is my shoes, which absorbed the smell of pineapple-banana yogurt when I stored them in the refrigerator last night.

W-would you like for me to...take them off?

because they eat shit

We don't have bidets so our asses always have a thin layer of dried feces.

can confirm. all Americans do this.

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There's a reason behind why Asian countries use water and Westerners use paper. Western shit is somewhat more solid, due to dietary differences. Hence water isn't required.

Does it mean your shits just flushes down from the streets to the sidewalks?

You kidding, right? Japs smell of ramen or alcohol. A fucking bar smells better than the Yamanote line after 10pm.

they dont use bidets.

too much corn syrup

Estrangement of socialism

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this is silly, even with liquider shit

imagine you spread some shit on your arm
now put water on it, IT DOES NOTHING

imagine you spread some shit on your arm
wipe it off with toiler paper, everything is gone

there's a reason we invented the bidet then decided to switch to paper anyways you know, washing with water is fucking dirty and doesn't work, this is one of the reasons we don't want to shake hands or touch brown people it's not just racism but you're genuinely dirty and we don't want to get disease

they do not take shower
thats why they put on a loooot of perfume

Because Sup Forums turned us into fat autistic neets who only showers once a month. We shouldn't have stoped at Nagasaki.

>we invented the bidet
>France
Son you even learned to use the fork from Poles

too much corn syrup
good post

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Wow, really?

Do they?