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Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! edition.

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hand up the memes

give the full copypasta

Can you imagine how pink her tits are?

put your hands off my memes, leaf

I want to suck on her tits while she jerks me off.

What would you do to this semen slurper?

>pecas

Nth for gerrymandering

I want to fuck a Californian in the ass

Send her to school.

GIRUGAMESH

Found the homos

Pecas?

shave her armpitt

BE A MAN

don't post so much NSFW stuff. i don't want to jerk off

That will be my alt. Thanx

Do you have ZERO self restraint? Good lord.

Freckles

Gotcha, thanks.

>pecas

YES
YES

Whoops

Freckles are qt

>sardas

god damn i want a girl to say this to me

part of self restraint is avoiding things that tempt you.
i'm doing that by asking people not to post NSFW content.
are you dumb? (rhetorical question. you are)

It would be super awkward, desu.

Dude ur gay lmao

Avoid Sup Forums you dumdum

>nonwhite
whew that was close

This Also, reminder:

>there are people who haven't fucked their cousin in this thread right now

If I was on my laptop you'd be jacking it off already

Everyone is a little gay. Especially on /cum/.

Why do people act like it's the end of the world when someones a racist? It wasn't that long ago when hating niggers was normal.

very sexy outfit

>was
what backwards shithole do you live in?

Wish I had hot cousins

the targets of that racism are not minority anymore

have you guys payed for porn?

i pay for internet and cell, if that counts

no

Racism was literally status quo pre-60s everywhere.

Because racism is assuming guilt before innocence.

Paid**
And no.

the implication isn't that it's not past tense in educated or sophisticated society

it doesn't because then we're all paying for youtube, facebook, etc.
I mean expending extra money for any audiovisual pornographic material online.

It isn't racist to assume that blacks as a whole are incapable of voting wisely or governing themselves

mmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ

They still are minorities though, blacks haven't changed their total percentage much at all. The worst offenders are whites though, they freak out and lose their minds at the thought of someone not liking shitskins.
Never said they were guilt of anything, just don't like being expected to kiss the ass of every nigger and let skitskins replace us.

When I was a child, I paid a friend $10 to steal his father's Playboy. It was the Christmas special. Definitely worth it.

Haha, why are you trying to think for yourself? Everything is going wonderfully, don't question it.

Nice tits

good thing racism isn't the judicial system, but rather how someone governs their own life.
assumptions that are right 90+% may not be acceptable for a judge, but it is for me

Wanting an egalitarian society is not racism.

Calling them shitskins is pretty racist, though.

decided on a whim to put pistachios in my egg salad

turned out pretty good Tbh

>not browsing the trap thread

it's not racist
it's retarded
you have to be a delusional, selfism mongoloid to want other people to serve you all the time, and think it would work well

Didn't masturbate today and I got a semi for about 40 seconds

I'm making progress on recovering the sensitivity of my penis

are herzog documentaries good

i like his movies but he always seemed a little exotic so idk about docus

half the kids I grew up with in a cul-de sac took up smoking just like their parents

I grew up smoking cocks

There's really no point in arguing about it.
No one's going to change their mind.

How? asking for a friend haha

I feel the need to be racist towards them since I'm expected to roll over and let them do whatever they want to me by libshits. What's wrong with kicking out all non-Brits out of Britain? Or non-swedes out of Sweden, Non-Germans out of Germany? Those countries were founded as ethnic based states and they have a right to preserve their culture and ethnic character. All foreigners came there recently as leeches looking to sponge off the success of superior peoples.

I had a very good 4th of July. It felt so nice to get naked and dry off outside after swimming.

>go to the cinema
>some normie bro faggots in front of me spend 2/3 of the movie checking facebook and some other shit
Like if you don't like the movie why don't you fuck off instead of sitting there like a retard?

...

Pistachios can literally improve everything.

Let me smoke yours

arguing is the only way this issue can be resolved in any degree.
even if someone who disagrees with me realizes people like me will always exist and we will never agree, they will have realized that to some extent their ideals won't work while i'm around and MAYBE they aren't worth forcing down everyone's throat
see as what happens when proglodyte garbage is mandated

there's nothing wrong with smoking so long as you don't get addicted to it

nicotine on its own isn't particularly addictive, it's when you associate it with your breaks at work etc that it becomes an addiction, much like caffeinated beverages can be

i've smoked casually for many years and don't smoke at work

calm down, congay. you're drunk

lol Germany brought those people from Turkey and lower caste Euro countries

>nicotine on its own isn't particularly addictive

How what?

no lol

The leaders did and promised they were temporary workers to help with post-war reconstruction. Those cockroaches never left and the government didn't do shit about it.

recover sensitivity, stop masturbating

i need attention

Done.

calm down, you're obnoxious

I don't care

I didn't masturbate today because its a holiday and family is over
I'm gonna try amd recover sensitivity by not masturbating
I don't know how I'm going to do it tomorrow.

Get a room, you two.

watch your words, trog

>try and

Every hour kills a flower

>tfw didn't get to fugg tonight
y live

its weird, it was like 100 degrees while I was hanging out in the afternoon and then it dropped down to like 68 degrees once the sun went down

>there are people who struggle to not masturbate daily

That's what happens at night you dummy

You can go fuck yourself stupid normie

is sex that hard to get? like c'mon

when its 100 here, it usually never goes below 74

Yes addictions are a hard thing to overcome

I'd rather fuck you

he fell asleep

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