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This isn't good
nth for Conservative Christian politicians
I am a yoga practitioner
>tfw no international gf to help with English
>ywn playfully tease her when she gets things wrong
white girls are degenerate user
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Yoga's pretty legit. Apparently it's a great way to strengthen your core.
>all international gfs are white
k den
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should I go to bed or continue being a shitposter?
She won't learn if you're being lewd the whole time.
wish i had a funny canadian friend
Ask the magic conch shell.
I'm almost Canadian(live 5 miles border) and and am kinda funny sometimes. friends?
Wish you'd fuck right off
The duality of Modern America
My core is strong alright.
>in highschool PE
>class is 4 guys and around 20 girls
>did yoga inside when it rains
>nice
>in the middle of downward dog
>this one kid rips a huge fart and collapsed on the ground
Please don't try to seduce. I'm of weak will and character.
w-well this is me
top kek
so you think I'm funny? still need a funny Canadian friend?
If only I could be the little girl.
>went to moldova when I was 14
>there was a qt
>her grandma said once I graduate I could move there and marry her
wish I did sometimes
lol
cute post
see a made you laugh again. I think I am qualified
I remember this, you posted this long ago...
whats with your constant spelling errors mate
are you a wog?
stop posting this mentally ill ogre
>Moldova
Dodged a bullet there.
I put one a instead of an I.
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your gym class greentext was riddled with wrong tenses if i do say so myself
is this supposed to be the minnesota nice i keep hearing about
It's 5 am. Probably drunk, high, or both
nah the village life is simple but fulfilling.
or maybe someone else did and i'm rping as that guy?
Why do drunk English/Australian women piss on everything?
inferior Anglo genetics.
>or maybe someone else did and i'm rping as that guy?
>implying anyone else would even think about Moldova
no
my gym class meme arrows post was also written very lazily and without thought.
I've never been to Minnesota. I will say the golden gophers do suck
also wrong tenses are not spelling errors. it's grammar
>also wrong tenses are not spelling errors. it's grammar
they are grammatical errors. sorry I am very tired and I don't really care enough about some Australian to think through my replies
>never been to Minnesota
It's nice, you should go camping near the Lake of the Woods.
Nothing like cooking up some Walleye after a relaxing evening spent fishing.
go to sleep
>I don't really care enough about some Australian to think through my replies
Then stop talking to him you fucking twat. He's just ridiculing you anyway
I asked earlier and no one said to also earlier some guy bought some corn from me and said he would "throw it right on the barbie"
I hate Goldie the gopher
but I'm bored
>also earlier some guy bought some corn from me and said he would "throw it right on the barbie"
APEX kek
I'm not gay broham
This.
Also:
youtube.com
>tfw no 60's gf
>using kek
>ever
ok goodnight friends
You can never be too careful on /cum/.
no it's 2 AM. are you a time traveler?
you're all just jealous of the complicated love-hate relationship i have with almostcanadianbro
You can keep Whatcom County all to yourself desu
>Get a (you)
>posts anime
What a waste
>Canada friend isn't jealous of my new friendship with aus buddy
>I hate Goldie the gopher
You can still enjoy Minnesota's natural splendor, despite that. I hope you come visit, it'll be pleasant.
>Whatcom County
what did he mean by this
I have a shipment of (you)'s for an "Anonymous"
Please sign here
Have a good night. Sweet dreams.
Reminder
>parents 35th anniversary tomorrow
Good god. I hope someday I can reach that milestone too.
I don't think I've watched any anime in 2 years by now. Why do you have to be so deprecating? Why can't you just not be an asshole and learn to accept me for who I am?
First someone has to like you enough to be with you.
Which isn't likely
goods dubs. ok. here you are
T-theres a chance. I talk to a girl.
I don't accept delinquency. Grow up
fucking hell whatcom county looks COMFY
tfw you live on a desert rock
I doubt that anyone who habitually posts in /cum/ will make it to heaven.
whatever faggot. try and make me.
You can always go back to China, chang
Alright here you are:
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
And we wait
Do women mastrubate if yes how often?
[S]he was trying to seduce you, but you gave up because you thought it was a male.
3x a week
>both wasted
Just like every other Sup Forums get
Well you should probably ask a woman, Ahmed. Which won't happen here.
And how do men mastrubate?
*often
With their hands, dummy.
as for me it varies
sometimes up to 5 - 7 times in one day
more often every 2 days
No I want to know male average.
They must have huge libidos....
Male is 2.5 times per week
Female is 1.5 times per week
Source: UN Ministry of Sexology and Genital Health
80 times a day. I'm spanking it right now
I thought women didn't mastrubate.
>Male is 2.5 times per week
Well that's bullshit
It's probably true for the average sane dude.
Do you want prostate cancer by the age of 25??
Are you implying that I am insane?!
Its averaged over all ages. Even as a 25 year old dude I only do it like 3-4 times a week, imagine how often a 70 year old guy jacks off
That's actually high for me. I wonder how much young folk skew their findings.
All the more reason to play it safe.
wft may be sexy but she's wife material. can't you sexual deviants think of anything other than sex when you see an image of her?
>a women was LITERALLY raped for losing a round of Killer Instinct
>literally raped for losing a round of Killer Instinct
sounds hot desu