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alri edition

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someone else make a new and let's let this earlycunt's thread die

poo am doing

NO MORE NONCE VIRGIN 'FUS EDITION

yanks out

anime

Forest Gump, dire film

Hate how this runt makes a the new eidtion super early just so it makes sure'his' edition is used. This is exactly what killed brit/pol/

WE ARE IN HERE

do not encourage this behaviour

stay there then

Fuck off

>thread war cunts
only thing worse than earlywankers

fuck off early cunt

This thread has more posters thanks to me posting this.

Plan: Sleep with contact in, if I wake up unable to open my eyes than perhaps it's still stuck in my eye

gas youself yankee

what have you done

Please migrate to the appropriate thread

why don't more people vandalise mailboxes since there is no chance of getting caught. you could just pour some juice in and ruin everyone's letters

FREE WIFI

>the appropriate thread
>that you made
>that is infested with tripfaggotry
nah

try it and report back to us

poleaboo is in the other thread REMAIN SEATED

because its rude

>mailboxes
FOOOOOOY

>Stop using my thread
>Poleaboo comes to this one

sorry, hes a plague and the simple fact is that everyone hates these disgusting ugly erroneous twitter goblins

Is this common among Brits? Putting up flags on the wall? I've seen it a lot.

HEY

DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING TRIPFAG IN HERE???

DO NOT LINK TO THIS THREAD IN THE DECOY THREAD

might do a homo 'cide
IE: eat a poison apple

...

*goes to this thread*

This is a lad innnit

I cried when they shot Medgar Evers
Tears ran down my spine
I cried when they shot Mr. Kennedy
As though I'd lost a father of mine

But Malcolm X got what was coming
He got what he asked for this time
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I go to civil rights rallies
And I put down the old D.A.R.
I love Harry and Sidney and Sammy
I hope every colored boy becomes a star

But don't talk about revolution
That's going a little bit too far
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I cheered when Humphrey was chosen
My faith in the system restored
And I'm glad the commies were thrown out
Of the A.F.L. C.I.O. board

I love Puerto Ricans and Negros
As long as they don't move next door
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

The people of old Mississippi
Should all hang their heads in shame
I can't understand how their minds work
What's the matter don't they watch Les Crain?

But if you ask me to bus my children
I hope the cops take down your name
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

Yes, I read New republic and Nation
I've learned to take every view
You know, I've memorized Lerner and Golden
I feel like I'm almost a Jew

But when it comes to times like Korea
There's no one more red, white and blue
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

I vote for the democratic party
They want the U.N. to be strong
I attend all the Pete Seeger concerts
He sure gets me singing those songs

And I'll send all the money you ask for
But don't ask me to come on along
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

Sure once I was young and impulsive
I wore every conceivable pin
Even went to the socialist meetings
Learned all the old union hymns

Ah, but I've grown older and wiser
And that's why I'm turning you in
So love me, love me
Love me, I'm a liberal

*jogs on*

Summer > Aisha > Sara > Rosy

helo lids

OI OI
IS THIS WHERE THE LADS HAND ABOUT AND HAVE SOME CRAC AND BANTER??????????????????

*cracks open a can of fosters*
WAHEYYYY

>craic

imagine this

imagine this fucking sentence escaping the lips of a brir in their gimpy wee fruit accent

cannot fathom anything more laughably embarrassing than having these airwaves tickle my eardrums

so desperate to fit in with the paddies and feel like one of the gang, yet deep down they know they never will

>rub nose
>everything smells of grease

ah yes

Fuckin hell
it's cara lad

we're in store for a quality thread

Where's her two lips????/

WAHEYYY

caralad!

alri 'bena

>he waited all the way to 280 posts to relink to his shitty gay little thread because it means so much to him that people use his thread

you lads reckon tim's a nonce?

It's not Caralad you dumb cunts it's the same dutch retard who's been posting about 'pederasty' for a week baiting you. Caralad is gone get over it.

and still got berated for it, sick of autistic freaks coming here. I actually get second hand embarrassment from people like this.

Might go for a gook gf

...

>UK
Teaches them what they're doing wrong and help them fix their bad habits that were harming their business

>US
Shout at people and give the seating area a makeover without fixing anything

is this real
post cara (64).webm to verify

good lad

Yeah, but will she go for you? That is the question

...

Might have a good go on one those swarthy looking girls with the big arses

WHAT FUCKING THREAD ARE WE USING

youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo

this one
fuck the earlycunt

what do you think

4.20

this one. i am completely baffled that people think they should "teach early posters a lesson" by posting their own early threads and causing thread wars

which country has the best tea, nippon or england?

He plays with toy bears

they have the same teas thanks to globalisation

DUDE GUINNESS LMAO

GARSON CROISSANT HON HON HON

alri, 4.20€ pls

poor people are poor because they can't manage money or control their savage impulses

*recycles*

I'll get some respect on /brit/ once I get that Cambridge diploma

I say

Jordan Peterson

Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

Fucking slag

>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

really want a spanish gf

huh

>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

She sounds like a tsundere bully
They are the best

we all benefit from a more productive society through increases in living standards and more free time

education gives you more opportunities to pursue your interests and maybe even making a career within them

universal health care means you're not (or less) fucked if you get ill in some way

liberal political institutions like free speech and right to vote promote fairness and allow people to air and redress their grievances

equality before the law guarantees equal treatment in the courts whether you're rich or poor

>Contemplating breaking up with the gf due to her constant mockery of me and my news apps on my phone yet she thinks it's normal for her to want to consume every single possible thing about that trash Love Island thing

>Fucking slag

Recycle

piss off

april fools

hmm

strawpoll.me/13363985
strawpoll.me/13363985
strawpoll.me/13363985
poll

Clean me bum

ah yes, women

might post an early new and spam it with pics to make it look active

youtube.com/watch?v=3tYqRp9-jww


New Woes lads, watching intently.

>2 threads

...

alri' mate

Who is this girl on the right and why does she look so familiar?

why are you supporting this horrid annoying little spastic's thread

hey guys trying to work out which suicide option is the best for me, any ideas?

I don't like heights
I don't like needles
I don't like drugs
I don't like rope
I don't like guns

> the restrictions placed on commerce and industry and the persecution of non-orthodox thought following the Manchu conquest of China caused the country to stagnate and fall behind the west

good start

check out the absolute state of this weeaboo
lmao

Literally pointless arguing about what continent is superior. Stay in your continent and we'll stay in ours. We'll meet up for the Olympics

Sorted

drowning

Weird being 174cm desu. Not short or average.