/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

fuck yuros edition

need a gf

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Do you really think you can go your whole life without having a healthy self esteem?

Good edition lad.

absolutely

yeah

did janny come out with new guidelines? people make a new at bump limit, /cum/ isnt terribly fast

I got my n64's video out working again

Sure, but it won't be a long one.

Stop having no self esteem

no

>flaky women

am i the only handsome man on /cum/?

Today was so wild I was going to buy me some new birks today but I forgot

Name one way in which Sup Forums benefits your life.

wrong.

The more i hear about all of these Medicaid recipients from the media to highlight the poor scick people the GOP healthcre bill will hurt, the more i come to think hitler was right with his holocaust of the disabled.

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good source of wank material

I never would have heard of like half the games or anime I enjoy

He was probaby born from a syrian father and american whore mother mate.

rate me

I get to fraternize with fellow degenerates and outcasts

it lets me say things no one else will pay enough attention to hear

there are generals that don't include canada and denmark

I come from patch threads on /k/ were they ride that shit until page 10.

I doubt it. He looks like a Chechen.

how did you celebrate 4th of july?

letting it all out

sat on Sup Forums for 16 hours

By sitting at home drinking absinthe and tea whilst playing video games.

sat on Sup Forums for 7 or 8 hours then met with my old neighbors at a park and watched fireworks

your posts suck Pennsylvania

Ate a pot brownie and played video games and watched netflix.

doing a sui

>absinthe and tea

what are you, a girl?

*puts morphine in coffee*
Ah yes, the real man's drink

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/k/ has responsible posters for the most part i think. /cum/ is a reddit shitshow where people make awful editions before the bump limit

(. Y .)

tfw Sup Forums is a crushingly strong addiction that doesn't benefit my life

cry little girl, cry

>/cum/ is a reddit shitshow where people make awful editions before the bump limit

*grabs your bum*

How do you get addicted to Sup Forums? It's not even very good.

haram desu

Maybe

I've just saved the POTUS from being assassinated, do I get a medal?

umm stop that

*sprays you in the face with bear mace*

just stop coming here then lol

its not difficult ryan

didnt you come here from reddit? lol

Still don't have friends or know where to find them

no

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see you tomorrow...

Tell us about your hobbies.

*pretends not to hear you*

You won't find them inside your house.

>just stop coming here then lol

>its not difficult ryan

What's difficult about not coming to Sup Forums?

I made a normie-core playlist for my car and my friend was completely uninterested when I put it on

ATTENTION

post playlist

Is your friend a normie?

Collecting old games, anime, and subtance abuse
Good point, but I don't have any ideas as to where I could meet people or where I could go alone and actually meet people.
I was looking for video game club type things but I can't find any, and I'm not sure if I'm deep enough in a social hole to go to an anime club.

putos

>tfw not gay

feels good man

women are the most beautiful living beings on the planet

suki

*Defends my farm, house and family from the U.S soldiers*

>women are the most beautiful living beings on the planet

pretty much this

yes

Stop the substance abuse, exercise, and volunteer for something.
Only a gay man in denial would feel the need to make a post about being straight.

im not happy

Post your playlist.

nice

Why, what's got you down?
Maybe he's a normie in disguise.

only a gay man [spoiler] or a woman [/spoiler] would imply another man is gay based on what he originally said

I'm a normalfag

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I don't believe you

So this is what autists think normal people listen to.

I wanna go back to 2007

why

I lift most days. Also I just hate being sober, I'm not an addict or anything I just prefer to be high on something and it's more of a pastime than a necessity. It's just usually weed, alcohol, or benzos.
You might be right about volunteering though, there was a place I used to enjoy volunteering at before I got a job, but I'm unemployed again.

having no girlfriend
having no goal in life
being a manchild
being addicted to the internet

thats normie as fuck

half of it I hear on the radio all the time

early 2000s middle american teenager called

t-that's me

>Also I just hate being sober
you hate yourself, not the state of being sober, bud.

just play some EDM, man

All I wanna do is ______ and ______

die

What plays on the radio and what choose to listen to are different. Your playlist is full of music people don't listen to anymore or things that delusional Sup Forums autists believe normal people listen to.

feed and seed

finally finished my homework. what should I do now? also, whats the ideal ratio of milk to icecream for a milkshake?

w-what?

>no future
>no lil uzi
>no tyler the creator

its like ur not even a normal well socialized college aged young adult