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american truths edition

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How come no one posts Tswizzle anymore? Isn't she ourgirl?

trance is the Nickleback of EDM

When will the original /cum/ posters come back

Anybody want to go to a haunted house with me???

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can you list them? newbie here desu

First for The South

yeah sure live stream it and I'll open it on one of my tabs

hmm what nation is he a part of? wish there was a flag near him to indicate...

please kill me

I think it would be nice to go to a haunted house with a cute girl

have her squeeze my muscly arm the entire time because she's spooked

need a mutt gf

who here /onlychild/?

>Jalisco
>Montana
>cana-chan
>the manitoba trifectas (at least we have 2/3)

I'm blanking on others, but I would recognize their posting styles

why do you want to die
youtube.com/watch?v=xgj2VXltbuI
is 23:20 how you want to go

on the flip side, a female friend of mine worked at a haunted house and was constantly punched/kicked by bitch ass guys walking thru

not you too

last time i went to a haunted house with a girl i almost killed one of the actors because i was barely holding my shit together.

to be fair he ran at me from nowhere screaming incoherently

military training kicked in afterwards

very sorry

drink yourself to death like the rest of us

what?

FUCK STOP PUNCHING MY FRIEND TARD
IF IT SCARES YOU DON'T GO!!!!

ty for ur service btw

here's the hardest truth to swallow, we will remain the world superpower for no more than 2 decades tops.

the other montanan is kill
there can only be one

Don't thank me.

I never said I was in the military, doofus.

My brother use to work at one so I would go to them all the time as a child, also I was the youngest out of all my cousins and my brother so I grew up with them trying to spook me all the time so haunted houses don't scare me at all.

Last time I went with a girl she brought he cousin too and her cousin kept rubbing her bum on my crotch any time somebody jumped out.

What is the best Canadian province and why is it Nunavut?

>new coworker
>hes still in highschool
>pure as snow country kid who loves jesus
>2 weeks into work i have him smoking pot
>4 weeks he buys shrooms off me for the first time
>present day he regularly purchases drugs from me

am i a bad person

2 centuries at least*

honestly speaking I don't think I'll care all that much

when we fall to second, it's not like all our lives or communities will radically change

thank you for your service in the airsoft wars

>nunavut
>province

Even I know better than that leaf

no, he was ripe for corruption

naw

but the bragging rights and banter

>selling drugs to high school kids

bad move, if he freaks out on shrooms and goes to the hospital the first thing he's gonna do is snitch on you

He may have been pure, but he was not vigilant, thus his mindset meant little. Vigilance now. Vigilance forever.

>bush
>obama
>trump

Not if we keep electing god awful leaders

oh shit i forgot he was in high school
that's bad
very very bad of you original poster
bad! do not do that! get him to rehab

His mind should have been more vigilant however. His youthful arrogance (and your insidious corruption) are his downfall

want a gf

same

one of those is not like the others

What did you do to him...?

Are Asians truly the master race /cum/?

I too want a gf

pls stop shilling

Yeah Trump isn't a career politician

Obama's black

Bush is a monarch

>not as smart as whites
>not as strong as whites
>not as beautiful as whites

master race how?

all terrible posters

Shilling what?

H-hi

user this is all wrong and you know it

i can't wait to move out

cease being ray ray and falling to dumb b8ers

shilling azns. stop shilling us

no

yes

I thought Huntsville was the epicenter of all human intelligence and innovation ever in the history of our species. What do you mean you want to leave. where are you going

Should women and men have their own versions of the internet?

I feel like there should be a separation to some extent desu.

Shouldn't you be "muh dick"ing right now?

>Implying there are Asians on /cum/
There's only w*ites, CHI'S and Niggers here

How is it wrong?

>not as smart as whites
Look at the names Nobel prize winners

>not as strong as whites
Look at winners of olympic weightlifting

>not as beautiful as whites
Okay this is subjective but I'd wager most people idealize a white gf/bf

Women's suffrage was a mistake desu, that's one things Muslims have the right idea about

i'm moving out to go to graduate school.
i'm coming back later for work for the reasons you mentioned.
i can't wait to move because i live with my brother and he's a loser manchild

Looks like I'm a groundbreaking demographic shift then.

I appreciate the fanboying but it just stirs up too much hostile sentiment best left under the silt and sand

why am i mad?

Asians are the cutest race

Mansplaining is the stupidest meme
>a male told me something
>did you know that's sexism dude lmao

>I'd wager most people idealize a white gf/bf

women shouldnt be allowed to use the internet at all
:smirk:

Yes, but can I be the token male in the female Internet?

1 Englishman is worth 200 'american's

Don't bother arguing lads

I've already left this excuse of a 'general'

>tfw corruption fetish
I'm so jelly

*genre* is the *band* of *genre*

No

Now THIS is fact.

Where is grad school? How does your brother suck?

I wish you all the best in physics. Try to solve fusion or what have you

just post on /cgl/

it's not as great as you think

>cyber-rapist in the women's safe space
literally can't even

A-are you THAT Canadian

damn...

I wonder who is behind this post

maybe if you get a job, and start selling drugs, you can make it happen
you'd probably stop being such a dumpster fire if you left your house tho

FSU.
he's screaming at his video games right now. he's older than me.
ty, bb. i'll do my best

Pure autism

this is unironically real

i'm not straight
are you a tranny?

If you didn't stand for the pledge then you're probably gay now

>white people

What Canadian? What don't I know about?

This is the current state of women in the west

>screaming at his video games
Sad day. At least you can appreciate that video games have whittled the number of suitable male bachelors. Better chances for us in an age bracket where men normally outnumber women

srsly if you solve fusion I will reward you

T-the cute girl(male) Canadian

You're still a fucking male shitlord

>she looks nothing like her avatar
Snapchat avatars are ass and gay

If you're not offended you do NOT care about black people

Can cum stop constantly shitting on white women? Are we seriously going to be like leftards now?

She doesn't look white in her real avatar....

cum shits on every race buds

Except for Asians

/cum/ will stop shitting on wh*te """""""women""""""" when every wh*te is hung by their entrails

ive never met this social justice warrior type woman the internet seems to think every girl is like.

I'd like to introduce myself

women are inferior and make everything shittier everywhere they go, and refuse to take responsibility for anything ever

if they develop the technology to transfer male brains into female bodies they'd be totally fucked

>white

ummm what they're both hispanic

HATE yanks
LOVE pints

simple as

but that's retarded. The mena-posters don't shit on sand people in /mena/. Then why are we constantly shitting on white people here? It's cringy.

I have, though I do live in Toronto.

this is the asian century my friend *rips a fat vape*

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I miss comfy AoEII