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nigger

White genocide

Why is there a black history month but no native american history month

Dumb "americans" want you to think they're actually american when they're just a bunch of european immigrants that have no right to even live here. They also want you to forget about the genocide and how they only were able to defeat them because disease wiped out over half the natives.

t. ACTUAL American

quit your bitchin nigger and just let things be

Drumpf talking in pooland

>up to portland
>up

trying to call in sick but the secretary wont pick up

left a message

black pypo wuz kangs

im here to herald the return of /cum/

tfw gookmoot broke Sup Forums

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fucking gook moot

How have you helped today with the fight against the Patriarchy, /cum/? Huh?

I told a ugly girl she had a nice ass

I touched myself instead of a womyn

might have found a place to live for next year

I got denied a blowjob because I'm not circumcised

Good

It's actually bad

What would be the best city in the United States, that best go with my tastes?

I hate the snow

I hate ice

I hate winter

I do not like autumn

I like places that are warm all year round.

I like and love MLS (major league soccer)

I do not like racism

And I do not like xenophobia

Where is kristaps

WHO
H
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Cut dicks are disgusting.

Pretty upset at myself

The results are in.

Should I retake it?

hello?

assuming that its a requirement for your major and that's not a high enough grade to move on, obviously yes

otherwise lol fuck math

san juan, though I don't know about those last two accounts

saw the shadow of something crawling on my curtain and crushed it, it made a loud crunching noise and spurted guts

I feel awful for killing that spider

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It's a requirement and it actually is high enough to move on

you know the old saying c's get degrees.
but I don't know

>GPA 2.0
Kek even I had a better GPA in college.

Spider bro nooooo

>americans are the only ones posting

Don't retake it, just study harder in the next class
I'M SORRY

That's the GPA for that course. It's just a C.

San juan, is in Puerto Rico.

And Puerto Rico is not a US state, it is an unincorporated US territory with self-governing status.

not for long

I want a Pzone
Do they still make them?

it is yet another Alex Jones video
youtube.com/watch?v=GrDnSLyuw40

>a US territory
yeah, "in" the US, there you go.
confine yourself to it please

But I'm talking about place in the United States.

Unincorporated territories (such as Guam, Puerto Rico ETC) do not count


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unincorporated_territories_of_the_United_States

I'm really craving a calzone right now

gonna make some pasta

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You don't have to change, it's boring being the same

>tfw too smart to cross the border

I swear to fucking god, people from the Midwest, ESPECIALLY """""""people"""""" from ohio, are literally the Chinese tourists of America
They're fucking practically subhuman with 0 manners or common courtesy, are loud and obnoxious, don't care about local culture, and they trash literally everything they touch
I wish they would just climb back into whatever midwestern shithole they crawled out of and stay there

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I don't have a problem with the alt-right as a movement but this whole "Kekistan" nonsense is awful autism on par with SJWs. They don't actually know or care about the nuances of politics, they simply parrot what they see on Reddit (which itself parrots from Sup Forums) and Youtube in lieu of having a political opinion of their own, and look down on anyone who disagrees with them as being ignorant idiots (much like SJWs do) unaware of the irony of their beliefs (or lack thereof). They're contrarian children and numales who stand on the other side of the fence only because they see it as the cool hip thing to do; the new counter-culture, or the counter-counter-culture, as it were.

in 2015-6
was when i finally accepted that Sup Forums is fucking dead

youtu.be/VnKDkuKUzws

slow boards are still good you useless shitposting faggot

i think you should drop out of college and get a trade job. leave academia for the academics

I'm eating a burger with nothing but two buns chicken meat and mayonise

no shit

still though I think it speaks to something that a more "hard" form of conservativism is the counterculture. everyone predicted it and now it's here. yeah it's obviously gonna be a cringe fest if it's do popular and full of contrarians and teenagers.

I can respect a youth movement, fuck everyone except teenagers

*kicks you*

*cums*

kek

>on par with SJWs
meme nonsense. kekistan autism is in no way comparable to SJW delusions.
apples and orangutans

Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums were fucking great. Not smart but funny and interesting. Now with the whole cringey vivian james bullshit and the whole trump shit brought a shit load of trash. Just fuck my shit up.

sjw's >>>>> kekistanis

i thought the vivian james meme created a lot of good OC

i stopped browsing Sup Forums when i was like 15, grow the fuck up senpai

also
>comparing Sup Forums and Sup Forums to Sup Forums

fuck you

'no'

oh yeah i stopped browsing Sup Forums a long fucking time ago. But goddamit i liked it.

>fuck you
Yeah but you won't fuck me, why?

are there any phone games that aren't complete shit or some sort of microtransaction scam scheme?

how nu are u

i liked dead ahead, your typical never ending zombie game.
But i liked the art style

n64 emulators

freak

controls and camera angles are bad enough with a proper controller, i couldnt imagine how awful that would be on a phone

please keep going

then emulate SNES/NES titles. an entire library of sidescrollers for free

a woman who works for me yawns constantly all day every day

how can someone be so tired?

i like irresponsible girls that fall asleep at their desk because they're night owls

gamergate > kekistan

gamergate killed Sup Forums, kek killed Sup Forums

stop using my pics

If you associate with either of these you are a tremendous faggot

never liked Sup Forums, i just support hating women

this guy got mad at me so i broke his penis

who here /atthebeach/

side scrollers are hard to play on a phone, and i've beat almost every good snes/nes game (im old)

why do you hate women? are you a tranny?

>76874708
rip user

haha fug it's upside down

I live right next to it

Plague Inc. is bretty gud
Other than that, emulators

>gamergate
harassing women

>kekistan
fighting DA ESS JAY DOUBLE YOUZ without having fun

>alt-right
originally harassing jews and other non-whites and women
now super duper serious white nationalism no fun allowed

Oops forgot to quote

played plague inc a lot for pc kind of bored of it at this point

also like i said, i think i've beat every good nes/snes game, i never had a sega genesis but all the games look shitty desu

y

same that's why I hate all the midwesterners ruining it for everyone

oh actually you know what, i never played secret of mana 3, maybe that's what i should play

how can one man be so delusional