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Post some peng slengs
Alan t b h
NEED A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND
love pavement
love test cricket
love tekken
hate normies
simple as
The pup
ITT: Things you'll never have
>A question time gf
is that shopped?
have had barely any human contact the last week and a half
no girls smiled at me today on my run and also i didn't run as far as i wanted :c
dont care about refugees
im talking about longterm planning + political cunning
i.e: we dont have any
the last slick political move we did was faking the evidence for WMDs in Iraq and getting away with it
in the last 15 years? nothing
no you don't
>parents
Need a Jewish girlfriend real quick.
anime
Finally convinced the gf to try out anal
Browsing amazon for strap ons as we speak
looks more like university challenge
>+ craigslist
looks a tory
alri batman
roommate is blasting fort minor on loop
>5'8
sue
>+ work 1 day/week
>implying there's any way a tory would be allowed to wear those ring thingies
>finish my year long industrial placement
>made some pretty good friends and enjoyed life
>now I have 3 month of unemployment living with parents before uni.
How do people do this for years?
What country has the most optimistic future ahead of it? Excluding China coz i dont want to live in a dictatorship.
Need a gold medalist gf
>britain owns some random strip of literal shit off the coast of southern guangdong
>in less than 100 years it has a more powerful economy than austria or norway
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Where'd you go?
I miss you so
any brainlets in
neo-tory hiding in plain sight
an ideology centred around techno music?
now i've heard it all
poland
UK
US
5'6 135 and could heem most anyone in this thread
Aus
I don't know
it just sort of happens
hours turn into days
days turn into weeks
weeks
months
years
...
I need a job
Skinny jeans were a mistake
>US
debatable
>UK
definitely not lmao
been at university for 5 years
porridge?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHNIIIIMMMMEEEE
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been blowing men for 5 years
not too far
£800 tax rebate lads
sometimes life isn't so terrible
I had marmalade on toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast today
alri
Sent from my iPhone.
honey is good
...
I never minded commie slag posting but have a particular distaste for this ugly boring bitch
>government steals a week's wages from you
>give it back
>celebrate like this is a victory
been watching babymetal for 5 years
te tum te tum te tum de doo da doo da dooo
love men
love sucking cock
love getting fucked
love getting treated like a little slut by a real man
simple as x
you mixed them up lad
...
hire a prozzy desu
want to bury my face into his sternum and cuddle him for hours
but my thoughts dont really go to his dick or sex - im apathetic
what does this make me?
cancer tots
LOL
literally now a case of too old
this is my favourite song in idol
youtube.com
still a bender
India
imagine these legs wrapping around you
whew
nonce
the gays are here again lads
The following is a list of the most populous incorporated places of the United States.
1. New York City, New York
8,537,673
2. Los Angeles, California
3,976,322
3. Chicago,Illinois
2,704,958
4. Houston, Texas
2,303,482
5. Phoenix , Arizona
1,615,017
6. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
1,567,872
7. San Antonio, Texas
1,492,510
8. San Diego, California
1,406,630
9. Dallas, Texas
1,317,929
10. San Jose, California
1,025,350
11. Austin, Texas
947,890
just ragequit xcom 2
Part and parcel
need a massive shit
What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
Can't believe the work that went into this thailad.zz.mu
Thailad is such a dork but mad respect for the man's passion.
*gives you one*
like doing a line of mdma or a nerving horrific moment.
Nice virus you little scrote
dont click
thainonce has a ton of dodgy shit on there
shan't be clicking on that virus
>I had marmalade on toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast today
reckon i prefer thainonce to algerian thai actualnonce
prefer to keep my bra on during sex
just like with a boy except she has chebs
>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettoes
>niffing mandy
nah sir
?
finished school yesterday
all of the lads (~120 of them) were going out on a pub crawl to celebrate
but i just stayed home and played videogames haha
fuck em i dont have to force myself to be social anymore, ill never see them again
...
anime?
fuck off nutrition bender
sadcase
Yeah now that you mention this, I have download what was supposed to be kevin's adventure part4, a webm. And when I click it says the file is corrupt. Joke is on him. I can find him if something happens to my phone.
um for me its fun and feeds my ego because im very insecure and only fuck people who are much uglier than me
so they basically worship me haha
Heavenly. Their skin is smooth. Their pheromones from their vagina get you drunk. You can smell them too. Without clothes on, they really fill the room
trying to order a snes mini but it's like trying to find a white person in london
My counselling session was mostly uneventful, I don’t care about social interaction, I give up on it, but my counsellor insists on talking nothing else, I hate continuing to talk about it because there’s no solution beyond acknowledging I’m at fault for not engaging others.
I went on a short tirade about it being unfair a “short, ugly coworker who wears a suit” has made a friend but I haven’t. My counsellor pointed out that he was probably aware of his flaws and wore a suit to boost his self esteem.
This hit me hard, I’m a terrible person and I don’t know what to do with this new level of self-loathing. I’m a bad person and I don’t deserve anything, I am inferior to the one I was looking down on. So now that I know for certain that I’m scum, how can I function knowing rather than feeling that I’m inferior to everyone else in the room.
Played Final Fantasy 15, I like it.
Watched GLOW with my sister, I like it too.
Epilated.
>95% white in the centre
I'm off out for a smoke lads
enjoy going to uni and then coming back and having no friends and being forced to spend every day posting here
who is the guy that posts these faces and the same quotes everyday? is he mentally ill?