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the new edition

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first for jezza

recycle after this thread

Post some peng slengs

Alan t b h

NEED A JAPANESE GIRLFRIEND

love pavement
love test cricket
love tekken
hate normies
simple as

The pup

ITT: Things you'll never have

>A question time gf

is that shopped?

have had barely any human contact the last week and a half

no girls smiled at me today on my run and also i didn't run as far as i wanted :c

dont care about refugees
im talking about longterm planning + political cunning
i.e: we dont have any

the last slick political move we did was faking the evidence for WMDs in Iraq and getting away with it
in the last 15 years? nothing

no you don't

>parents

Need a Jewish girlfriend real quick.

anime

Finally convinced the gf to try out anal

Browsing amazon for strap ons as we speak

looks more like university challenge

>+ craigslist

looks a tory

alri batman

roommate is blasting fort minor on loop

>5'8

sue

>+ work 1 day/week

>implying there's any way a tory would be allowed to wear those ring thingies

>finish my year long industrial placement
>made some pretty good friends and enjoyed life
>now I have 3 month of unemployment living with parents before uni.

How do people do this for years?

What country has the most optimistic future ahead of it? Excluding China coz i dont want to live in a dictatorship.

Need a gold medalist gf

>britain owns some random strip of literal shit off the coast of southern guangdong
>in less than 100 years it has a more powerful economy than austria or norway
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Where'd you go?
I miss you so

any brainlets in

neo-tory hiding in plain sight

an ideology centred around techno music?
now i've heard it all

poland

UK
US

5'6 135 and could heem most anyone in this thread

Aus

I don't know
it just sort of happens
hours turn into days
days turn into weeks
weeks
months
years
...
I need a job

Skinny jeans were a mistake

>US
debatable
>UK
definitely not lmao

been at university for 5 years

porridge?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHNIIIIMMMMEEEE
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been blowing men for 5 years

not too far

£800 tax rebate lads

sometimes life isn't so terrible

I had marmalade on toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast today

alri

Sent from my iPhone.

honey is good

...

I never minded commie slag posting but have a particular distaste for this ugly boring bitch

>government steals a week's wages from you
>give it back
>celebrate like this is a victory

been watching babymetal for 5 years

te tum te tum te tum de doo da doo da dooo

love men
love sucking cock
love getting fucked
love getting treated like a little slut by a real man

simple as x

you mixed them up lad

...

hire a prozzy desu

want to bury my face into his sternum and cuddle him for hours

but my thoughts dont really go to his dick or sex - im apathetic

what does this make me?

cancer tots

LOL

literally now a case of too old
this is my favourite song in idol
youtube.com/watch?v=1criFbeN9PA

still a bender

India

imagine these legs wrapping around you

whew

nonce

the gays are here again lads

The following is a list of the most populous incorporated places of the United States.

1. New York City, New York
8,537,673

2. Los Angeles, California
3,976,322

3. Chicago,Illinois
2,704,958

4. Houston, Texas
2,303,482

5. Phoenix , Arizona
1,615,017

6. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
1,567,872

7. San Antonio, Texas
1,492,510

8. San Diego, California
1,406,630

9. Dallas, Texas
1,317,929

10. San Jose, California
1,025,350

11. Austin, Texas
947,890

just ragequit xcom 2

Part and parcel

need a massive shit

What's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?

Can't believe the work that went into this thailad.zz.mu/
Thailad is such a dork but mad respect for the man's passion.

*gives you one*

like doing a line of mdma or a nerving horrific moment.

Nice virus you little scrote

dont click

thainonce has a ton of dodgy shit on there

shan't be clicking on that virus

>I had marmalade on toast with a cup of coffee for breakfast today

reckon i prefer thainonce to algerian thai actualnonce

prefer to keep my bra on during sex

just like with a boy except she has chebs

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettoes

>niffing mandy

nah sir

?

finished school yesterday
all of the lads (~120 of them) were going out on a pub crawl to celebrate

but i just stayed home and played videogames haha
fuck em i dont have to force myself to be social anymore, ill never see them again

...

anime?

fuck off nutrition bender

sadcase

Yeah now that you mention this, I have download what was supposed to be kevin's adventure part4, a webm. And when I click it says the file is corrupt. Joke is on him. I can find him if something happens to my phone.

um for me its fun and feeds my ego because im very insecure and only fuck people who are much uglier than me

so they basically worship me haha

Heavenly. Their skin is smooth. Their pheromones from their vagina get you drunk. You can smell them too. Without clothes on, they really fill the room

trying to order a snes mini but it's like trying to find a white person in london

My counselling session was mostly uneventful, I don’t care about social interaction, I give up on it, but my counsellor insists on talking nothing else, I hate continuing to talk about it because there’s no solution beyond acknowledging I’m at fault for not engaging others.

I went on a short tirade about it being unfair a “short, ugly coworker who wears a suit” has made a friend but I haven’t. My counsellor pointed out that he was probably aware of his flaws and wore a suit to boost his self esteem.

This hit me hard, I’m a terrible person and I don’t know what to do with this new level of self-loathing. I’m a bad person and I don’t deserve anything, I am inferior to the one I was looking down on. So now that I know for certain that I’m scum, how can I function knowing rather than feeling that I’m inferior to everyone else in the room.

Played Final Fantasy 15, I like it.

Watched GLOW with my sister, I like it too.

Epilated.

>95% white in the centre

I'm off out for a smoke lads

enjoy going to uni and then coming back and having no friends and being forced to spend every day posting here

who is the guy that posts these faces and the same quotes everyday? is he mentally ill?