Misa honkers edition.
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Women shouldn't be allowed to vote
i LOVE cute anons :3
I thought you weren't allowed to make /cum/ threads, Ryan
she covers those tiddies up
why arent you watching Gambling academy?
I don't mind antifa.
bout to make a good new
someone else makes one before me
more tequila boys
I'm not cute
because I'm not a weeb
i've only ever made one (1) /cum/ thread
not liking this new flaggers
was waiting to see which group would do more than one ep
also only land owners should be allowed to vote.
Antifa will never be taken seriously in the United States
dont lie silly user!
You have to give anons a chance
i would be the biggest drug addict.
good thing i've basically never done them. ignorance is bliss.
said who ;_;
Talk about being honest with women, yesterday I was at the library when it suddenly dawned on me; almost every book I pick up, has the male author dedicating it "To my wife, Nag-Nag-Nag, for her support ." But, I want to say these authors do not really mean "To my wife, since she made outstanding contributions to this work," because otherwise the wife should have also written her own book by now. I believe deep down what they really mean to say is, "Guys, guys, for the sake of peace in my house for the rest of my life, please acknowledge my wife and give her instead of me the attention, since SHE LET ME accomplish this without getting in the way or demanding too much from me during the project." ......... Truth is, unless the author's wife has passed away and so he is in grief, most of the time the words "_Dedicated to my wife_" is a grown man apologetically thanking his wife for granting me permission and letting me be, so I could finish this and make this contribution to civilization! Because he knows women USUALLY stand in the way of anything that results in man's advancement.
Haven't played vidya on the 'bone for a while so shall be doing that tonight
White male land owners your exactly right
I've only done alcohol. I've never smoked a single cigarette or toked a single marijuana cigarette.
antifa is love
never realized how much the DS prepared kids for touch screen smartphones
on the 'bone
it's time to stop reading r/theredpill user
weed is non-habbit forming tho
Relationshits entail milestones of shit tests that men undergo merely to prove that they are willing to sacrifice anything to get physical pleasure. Being an honest man will not yield good outcomes as those skanks ensnare good men as their last trump card before hitting the wall. She will never love you, love is conditional and subject to the resources you may offer to her.
Why wouldn't you take these bunch serious?
I doubt you're any stronger than that guy.
t. weed salesman
I think I'm gonna go to bed. Night guys.
why are right wingers so violent?
you in particular
Women really dont want too much truth, and they dont really want to know too much about your "feelings" unless it somehow is an expression of HER feelings.
im not even that new ;(
i would be the biggest drug addict
God forbid someone actually loves their wife and wants to immortalize their bond in a book
Don't carry unnecessary bonds with women and learn to become desensitized to rejection. Sometimes for one to win the battle... the battle must not be fought. Keep your interaction with women to a minimal & focus on your own life.
it's just self defense
there are too many posters from ohio i cant tell em apar6
Only in defending ourselves from violent leftists
Do NOT acknowledge the faggot.
going after women when boipussy is easier to get, better, and more loyal
I don't disrespect women
One very real reason women love to destroy you emotionally and shit test all the time is in order to remove your resources and your capacity to make any use of them so that they can transfer them to them and their offspring; this is the way nature decommissions the male.
I like my mom and sister, those are the only women I like
tfw no gf
there's only two right now. me (el ohiano) and some other one. anyways im going to bed night <3
why are right-wingers so bad at making memes?
Germans are the only people that I would call subhuman
he doesn't have a loving finnish wife cooking you mämmi each night
ask your father for your sister's hand in marriage then
Why are left wingers all bronies ?
tfw no bf/gf to get high as shit with and cuddle
Doesn't the picture imply that he hunted down some antifa member?
Neither should I but I do it and the world is worse for it.
what is /mlpol/
Agreed. volkstod when ?
White male land owner only
I smoked a cigarette once, clove cigarette. I must have smoked it wrong because I took two really long drags then I got sick as shit. Not to be a pussy but it was like having the flu. Maybe I am allergic to cloves.
The Trump side is just as cringey with bronies/furfags
join The Nation of Islam
tfw no bf to beat up nazis with
We should post more anime
If you are a man that is in love with a woman and you really want to put up with all that bullshit - the only way that you will have the power to keep her, is to get it in your fucking head that you will walk away from her if she treats you bad! Only then will she chill out and stop being psychotic... (to some degree I mean)
Do you even sleep? It's night in the USA but this thread is active as always.
hearing of your troubles has forced me to double my interest in your current affairs
If you don't get sex by the 3rd date, you are utterly wasting your time. She's only going out with you for the free food. I have met women like this. They will go out with a guy they have no interest in just for a free meal. It's bizarre. I would never waste one second of my life on a woman I had no interest in, even if she took me to a 5 star restaurant. If by date 3 you haven't seen her naked, it's never gonna happen. My experience.
i just want someone equally degenerate
Hey RusAnon, tell me about the mongol type people I see in Russian movies. Are they you're native americans?
I would be okay with letting other ethnic groups take Germany.
Probably keep the Bavarian their perfectly fine everyone else needs to go
Its a giant struggle between the weebs(faggots) and the non weebs(Americans) that rages on forever.
"....I didn't know that when a woman invited you into her bedroom, it was an insult to her to wait until you are ready instead of just taking her." Not just the bedroom, but any time she expects you to chase her and you don't immediately do it, she becomes a bitch and it seems like she loses all attraction. Its fucking retarded.
being a furry is better than being a druggie
If you remain stoic, a woman will spend decades trying to get you to "emote more".
If you show her you're emotional, you've just won a place on her list... of girlfriends.
If you are married, your entire marriage is one big shit test. She will always test you.
looks like cool guys having a fun time
Are they you're native americans?
What you mean by this? We actually never had any serious problems with those natives (unlike americans, who had to fight vs native americans).
this whole thread
why are people upset with Macron
everything he said is correct
Agreed the kraut needs to go extinct
I miss him
These days I find myself saying this to women quite a lot:
"I've considered that / will consider that, but this is the way I am doing it."
"Still not interested."
"I'm not worried about those sorts of things."
"Get off my property."
I just noticed they are always featured as tokens in movies like 9th company.
Polblart, Jesus and, Jackie were at least entertaining.
And Venti is 1/10 black so dropped
They hated Macron because he told the truth
Because retards thought he was an extreme left wing candidate because the media said so and Le Pen was literally Hitler.
I once had a girl tell me that i could not drink in the morning. I picked up my jack n coke and took a big drink then told her to go home. Then she started telling everyone we were dating.
everyone in cum is a chad except me.
They fell for the French equivalent of a Republican rhino and didn't realize that Le Pen was further left
There was a woman who I rejected who lives 3 doors down on my street...I mean, do I want to get involved with someone that close?....she did not take it well, she doesn't wave back when I wave as she passes in her car...I keep wondering why ;-)
Ive had over 30 different gf's
when a Mexican refers to "jack n coke" they aren't referring to the drink, thry are in fact referring to the act of ejaculating into a kilogram of cocaine, mixing it up, and snorting it
it seems so people are upset because Macron blames Africa for Africa problems.
The fact that people think poor countries are poor because of bad rich evil countries baffles me so much.
im more like taylor
He crushed Le Penis.
She actually thought FN would become the main opposition party, but now she only has 8 seats. She should just khs desu.
when a Mexican mentions 'diet down' they aren't referring to losing weight, they're in fact referring to the fact that they disapprove of diets
How about this: Evaluate fair exchange between what a woman gives you, and what you are giving her. As the relationship continues, shared history will strengthen bonds, but shared value must be balanced covertly. The man leads here. Be educated on how to lead your woman. You need to dance with her. Not dancing is not a solution
The fact that people think poor countries are poor because of bad rich evil countries baffles me so much.
You're not allowed to say nigs are to blame for nig's problems if you value your social or professional life.
tfw ur hot teacher never had her way with you :(
Women are like children, telling them "no" every now and again is one of the best things a man can do for himself... (and them).
never had any hot teachers until college, and that was just my astronomy prof
mmmm, she was qt tho
tfw she used to flirt with the chads but never me or my fellow betas
But there was a lot of asians in the soviet army, so it's just about realism.
3 months ago
get into a fender bender on the road with another driver
my first 'accident'
we pull up on the side of the road
a hot redhead gets out
we chat for about 10 minutes and she wasn't really bothered by it
says don't worry about it and to take care
mfw my faith in women was restored
It's easy to shit test a woman, don't be her ATM, don't buy her presents, don't be her "cuckold", don't open doors for her, If she says "we never do anything together" ask her to help mow the lawn, and see how quickly her adoration of you EVAPORATES....
How do we get rid of pure ideology?
russoscum on suicide watch
mexican poster is drunk lads
trunks was the best dbz character
Boo saga gohan*
Cool. Thanks user
"Behind every great man, a greater woman" Indeed, women are parasites that leach off the greatness of men until the latter become puny.
hurry up and embrace your homosexuality so you can destroy my bussy
want to be NEET
Why do you think that?
you sir are the pleb
Women have destroyed EVERYTHING in their paths, which is why the smartest thing for a man to do is sit back and let the catastrophe take place. Any confrontation will be met with females refusing to take agency or possibly DEATH.
I have a very addictive personality
truly the ideal female form. This is it what peak performance really looks like
Men allow Women to destroy civilization. All the power that women currently are only enabled by Men. If all Men told women to sit down and shut the fuck up. What the hell could women do about it? Not a god damn thing
Will she run again in 2020?
all the other kids with the PUMPED UP KICKS
OK I won't corrupt u and bring about bad things
U can trust me
I'm the same way and I dont want to send someone down my path
Anyone who's ever worked with women knows this is a fact. How many thousands of times have you had to pick up her slack only for her to think that's how it's supposed to work. lol. All they do is figure out how to sneak by with as little effort as possible then grandstand the vagina.
why do you guys suck so much at posting, you can all try to be a little like me.
do you like ftp?
stop r9k posting
No. She's done. The Rock will become the Dem candidate.
How do I wipe my ass without getting shit on my hand
Men create women destroy and once the world is right again women will never be trusted for the next 100 years. I laugh at all these people who said the US could have a woman president as long as she is competent, WRONG!!!
do it in the shower
My grandpa was so alpha he could cuck hitler
I haven't bought TP yet in 2017
I switched to water cleaning my ass
Soap it up
So much quicker and cleaner and the fresh Anus feeling every time is GORG
I am going to try both of these thanks
This guy unironically likes his asshole to be stimulated.....
what kind of fag doesnt drink whole milk
fuck my shit is not whole milk is just..
This is the worst version of the /cum/ edit
Nu poster tier
feels amazing tho
lactose intolerant people?
This one is worse
Unsurprisingly since a canadian posted it
I made that years ago, you newfag
I just posted the one I had saved
tfw you turn milk into a topic of discussion on /cum/
I never said he made it
Learn to read pedro
Drink milk, user.
It's good for your bones.
post cute blonde yankee girls
My mom forgot to buy milk
Brit girls > Amerishart girls
autism briefly stops
new autism takes it's place
those were the days
I want to get McDonald's but I only have 45 cents.
please let me stay. i'll do anything for you
Stop liking asian whores
get whatever you want I'll pay for the rest bud
joto's late night sadpanda links of traps or other sick fetishes
Love this one
really wanna try curry
never seen a pooinloo IRL in my life
they were horrifying and I think he was trying to turn me gay
why do americans hate iran btw?
Does anyone else find it gross that women bleed from their vaginas?
he would sometimes throw in some decent straight ones though, reading all the ridiculous tags was quite the experience
dont be ashamed of who you really are user
besides there were a couple others posting that stuff
I'll wait for you, til I turn blue
There's nothing more a man could do
open cup of yogurt
WHAT DO I DO NOW
lol i had a lewd thought.
act likes it's your first time going down on a girl. getta lickin.
I only link wholesome doujins that preach Christian values
I find it extremely fascinating
I don't how I'd feel if I regularly bled from my cock
I realized why I haven't been sleeping well
i legit love the l.a. beast
cheers to whoever that posted him on here
you can't stop thinking about me?
no stupid. I stopped drinking tea before bed
literally the opposite
answer my skype message idiot retard
i need a friend
The state of /g/
that's too bad
wooow this is such an informed smart video
why cant america be filled with smart people like this
I want skype friend too
I drank a latte to stay awake but it was disgusting and now my body hurts but I can't sleep.
he's not wrong. I'm not racist but negroes just don't fit in
if you are american but you dont have blonde hair and blue eyes
never @ me again
These people are so desperate to trigger librulz that it's embarrassing.
How does someone even come up with pictures like these?
Talks non-stop about his supposed exes, copy and pastes posts on a regular basis, constantly mentions how bad America is, and espouses retardes liberal ideology in general
Are footkraut and Cara the same person?
cara isnt cut-
I wouldn't say my hair is blonde anymore. it was platinum blonde when I was a kid but it's at the very least dark blonde now but I'd even say light brown. sorry for replying to you with my negroe hair
No but I think he's the taiwanese flag that replies to his german posts
copy and pastes posts on a regular basis
What type of posts?
tfw I won the "bluest/prettiest" eye contest on the bus in 8th grade
Except that im not a liberal and i love America.
Except that im not a liberal and i love America.
a guy just started working with me and he goes to my rival school and their football team is better and he is better at banter
kill yourself then
or train why you listen to uplifting music like is a hollywood montage
I'm not racist.
it's only a matter of time before he rapes you desu
Anyone want to cuddle a little bit
I'm actually rly qt
Such his dick and record it with a hidden camera so you can show everyone what a faggot he is
ya i do~
*starts saying mean things to people based off of the skill level of people paid to go to his school relative to the skill level of people paid to go to my school
seams a little drastic there budds
this is the ultimate political commentary
orwell doesnt have shit on his
Norteño, banda, corrido and all this music that Mexican normies listen is the worst thing to ever happen
Why generals are do gay?
which one would make a better drum cadence?
go drink some kompot
still not asleep
gon be a long day tomorrow
I'm growing my hair out and I realized that I have the two jew curls on the sides of my head
OK come over asap it's raining outside and I want someone to listen to the comfy rain outside the window and cuddle with
me on the left
tfw all my hair is curly
Tengo la camisa negra is #1 spanish song
also its the only one I know
Cara is cute
do i get to be the little spoon if i dress like that pic?
thats because you suck
I only have those two curls
Might I be jewish?
sorry I don't speak berrypicker
U can be whatever you want
That seems like a good choice tho
Let's hope not. Maybe the rest of your will curl up once it's longer?
excuse me i'm talking to you answer me
not even smoking weed can release me from this nocturnal hell
you cant be my friend if you are like this
It doesn't I've had my hair long before and I only get those 2 curls
Im getting worried
its actually ironic because I used to work on a berry farm.
did you uninstall/remove me on skype or something
SE ME HIZO VICIO VER TUS OJOS RESPIRAR TU ALIENTO
ME VOY PERO TE LLEVO DENTRO DE MI
u better have some hot chocolate ready when i get there user
oh shit I just realized I've been logged out of skype for a really long time. one sec
me on the middle
now es la hora sad....
I can make homemade hot chocolate just for you, I don't make it often but I'll make an exception
How are these bikes called?
wow user you sure do know how to make a boy feel special
mexianon not knowing english
they are called dykes not bikes idiot
love this webm
i may or may not be on my full senses tonight
I thought cara was a good person but now it appears that she may be a degenerate
im drunk, not high.
i dont do drugs
oh ok. what/how much are you drinking? I like rum and whiskey.
not a drug
woah... so this is the power of capitalism...
i cracked some cold ones with the boys
drinking with others
whats the point
If you get drunk alone you most def have a problem
I don't really drink very much. only alone once though. a couple months ago my gf was gone for the weekend and my roomate was out all night so I drank 750ml of fireball and watched the mariners game and played vidya
wouldn't call it a problem
*presses thot alarm*
it is 5:22 am friend.
please wake up
i'm so lonely
Es cīnījos un gāju mirt, Nu nāku laukā no nāves nirt