The Norwegian navy approaches your shores, and we are not coming as friends. How will your country react to this?

The Norwegian navy approaches your shores, and we are not coming as friends. How will your country react to this?

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wave my big hungarian dick in joy on the shores because that means we have a sea and will get laid by cockhungry norwegian female soldiers

>we are not coming as friends

Kyaa~ does that mean we're lovers?

How will your country react to this?

Mobilize the navy and the marines and use our coastal defence mechanisms to sink an atlantic navy that surely is made to work effectively in baltics and thick archipelagos, whilst mobilizing the reserves and capturing firstly finnmark and then the rest.

Based off what happened after 9/11, we'd invade Sweden

Ours is bigger

It's all going according to plan!

We also have Kraken swimming along with us underneath our vessels.

We'd probably greet heartily, show you the errors of your ways, stealthily integrate you, and then get you to invade England.

Y'know, like last time?

How would you like your margarita, sir?

And no, I can't sell you drugs.