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The temples of our ancestors edition

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Trump

anime

skyrim looks like arse mate

skyrim and new vegas spawned the alt right

Trinkets, odds and ends, that sort of thing

Macron is literally the leader of the free world since the Yanks failed to an elect an actual president

FUCK

What are the best American candies? Not chocolate. I don't like chocolate. I like chewy/fruity/fizzy/sour things

growers do exist
there are dozens of us

trudeau is only superficially a lefty, underneath he is a radical centrist

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don't care

spent a good chunk of my early and mid teens playing it

New Vegas is one of my favourite games.
Who /NCR/ here?

sgyrim :DDD ebig :DDDDDD

Macron is unironically based though

cringe

oy vey, I'm a grower not another shoah

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Macron is a racist

I know

first gif i have saved since i browsed Sup Forums years and years ago. it's the long bridge in dark souls 3, right? fuck i hate the flame casters in the castle bit after that bridge

Fucking state of you, you utter cock sucker

>cringe

underage banned

The House always wins.

Ah yes...Skyrim...The size of an ocean, the depth of a pool.

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He's the saviour of Europe

just about to tuck into one of these bad boys

irithyll is the best area in the game

>early teens
>skyrim

19 year olds out. you have to be 21 to post here

t. Jean-Luc Rothschild-Jupiter Pierre Macron

>What exactly does Britain have? We're not a utopia like Switzerland or Japan

I like to wear a thong and get my girlfriend to slap my arse till it's red. Then we fuck like crazy afterwards. Is that weird?

i hope you get fat

utterly meaningless statement

Didn't look like he won when I smashed his head in with a golf club WAHEY

fuck off granddad

so this is what it feels like to be old.

ok.

FOY
just... uhhh... fucking HELL
you piss me off SO fucking much.
just fuck off yeah?
capisce?

they are properly overpriced nonsense, could smash like 8 of them and that would cost about £100

levi bellfield literally raped millie dowler up the arse on the bonnet of his mums car

ah yes the utopia of Switzerland
*has a shower on a sunday*
*police show up at my door*

(unironically had this happen to a mate, the Swiss are fucking autistic)

t. didn't read the books in-game

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yeah NCR was good

how so

Really upsets me how my gf doesn't enjoy penile penetration. I love her very much but I consider leaving her because fucking her is so boring. I have a big willy yet I still feel embarrassed because she doesn't seem to feel anything when I put my 8" willy in her. Yet fingering her makes her moan and cum.
>inb4 she's fucked too many chads
She was a virgin before me. It honestly takes me about 5 minutes to get my cock in her because she's so tight. I just think back to other girls I've fucked and how they've loved it and how fun it was to fuck them.

I just need to know if it's a normal thing for some girls not to enjoy penile penetration or have I picked up a dud girl?

>reading ingame lore

lol fuck off, nerd.

What exactly does Britain have? We're not a utopia like Switzerland or Japan.
We have the worst things of western countries and none of the good things

We have the stupidity and obesity of the yanks, but not their freedoms.

We have the self loathing and lack of culture of the Canucks, but not the high quality of life.

We have the same Muslim problem as France, but not the beauty and culture.

We have the retarded welfare of Sweden that we shovel into pakis hands, but not the actually good social programs.

Oh, but I guess we're """""funny"""" (we're not).

Fuck this rotting corpse of a nation.

they got to him too??

haha try oblivion though.
@925
dont ever reply to me

wtf he's our guy now

going to rewatch stranger things

already am pal
I know, I don't usually get them but they were on offer in Morrisons for 60p

pints

>not playing with the first person collector's edition table

>not putting all profligates to the cross

>complains about lack of depth
>thinks reading lore is nerdy

honestly struggling to understand what he meant by this

its a nonsense metaphor that levels no actual criticism of the game

do corner shops sell the small vodkas

Most accurate post about Britain in a while

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>reading nu-bethesda lore
no thanks

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still got nothing on japan

best chippy south of wrexford lads

does she think the entirety of Sup Forums is posting about her?

NEED to buy something

thank FUCK for alcohol

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because lore is a cheap ass bitch cop out way of adding depth

fuck sake lad, look at FNAF, pressing three buttons and look at the lore.

Business idea: lying on my resume to get a job that I have no experience or skills for

well, you sure are. fuck off.

you can't shower on sundays?

she is a womanchild

They have everyone and everything.

>cheap ass bitch
FOY

not usually
most cornershops aren't liscenced

Hey look it's the guy who runs France. And Macron

don't know why you are even addressing him. but if you really like the books and the lore and stuff, you should play morrowind and oblivion. if you play them on pc, there are mods that make them look as good as skyrim

people who hate souls game lore are brainlets simple as

she's right. most here are ugly and unlovable

Fuck off

Britain is great and always will be

>people who hate souls game lore are brainlets simple as

obviously meant food & wine

this can't be real

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>people who hate souls game lore are brainlets simple as

obviously not

that's a bad gif. seeing irithyll for the first time is meant to convey total tranquility. there is no wind, the snow is falling down gently and the city itself looks cozy and pristine.
the wind in the gif makes it look like a stormy, harsh kind of place.
BAD

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Why not? why would they sell everything but vodkas

most of skyrim is boring ngl. so is fallout 4.

NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

ummmm m8 i love souls games but their lore is absolutely all over the place. they cannot get their time line remotely accurate. the chronology is absolutely on crack. the whole feel of the games is really immersive and cool, but lore? i mean. i've even read into it having played all of them since demons souls, but it doesn't make any real sense, like i say because of the warped chronology

enjoy both of these games and the atmospheres they give off
also like the British Empire aesthetic of Dishonored.

don't think Bethesda's intention was resurrecting right-wing romantic nationalism though, their Wolfenstein series is all about "FUCK OFF NAZIS"

The mum is yelling and cursing again lads

Pepe? Who's Pepe?