YOU'RE A JEW

Hide my power lvl

Emigrate to isreal

this

Use my Jewishness to infiltrate the Jewish groups, confound their politics and remove all Jewish influences in the media, finance and education.

He was a pretentious drunk idiot who made a few good songs*

I'd instantly feel psychological trauma of the holocaust and give Germany a call for some reparations.

I am Jewish AMA

>a few good songs
still better than any french 'artist'

He was incredibly talented, and was one of the greatest songwriters in pop history. The only people who would dispute this are dumb frogs who are still butthurt about his reggae-ification of the French national anthem

I'd move to beautiful Lakewood, NJ and raise my 6 million kids like a good Orthodox Jew.

Also I'd forget how to drive.