Be American

>Be American
>Get Shot

>be Canadian
>get cucked

>be Canadian
>in debt
>on fire
>dude weed lmao

>be Canadian
>fuck dog

>be murifag
>get baited

>be Albertan
>DUDE BLAZE IT LMAO

>be american
>be butthurt

>Be American
>Be the only ones to stop a Muslim from shooting up a train in France

Irrelevant country.

Retard containment country.

>be argentinian
>be white

>be american
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to school
>get shoot
>go inside a skyscraper
>get plane'd
>go to jogging
>get bomb'd
>go to club
>get shot
>go to walk
>get robbed by niggers

>be Canadian
that's enough

>Irrelevant country.
>flag
k

indeed

>be canadian
>win

>be romanian
>get beaten with a pipe

>be argentinian
>drown

>SOME FUCKING STRIPES AND SOME STARS

>be hitler
>survive WWI, one of the worst wars in history
>survive over a dozen well-thought, highly coordinated assassination attempts, many by trained professionals
>obviously hitler is gods chosen, protected by god himself and did nothing wrong


>be american
>get shot at gay bar

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>A FUCKING LEAF BETWEEN TWO STRIPES

>be hitler
>kill yourself
i would have prefered him winning tho

sounds about right

>be american
>don't die

guys I'm in wal mart right now and I think I hear gun shots, but my scooter battery is low. I don't think I can make it across the 50,000 square foot floor and be able to go to the grocery aisle to get my hamburger helper. What should I do?!

>be Canadian
>be on fire
>apologize to flames

>be american
>blame muslims
>every year beta amrifag does mass shootings

m'freedum

>I'm sorry that a bunch of fags got shot by an islamic terrorist
>let me show my sympathy by letting in 250,000 possible fag-hating islamic terrorists.

Wew lad

>be a country no one cares about
>be obsessed with Americans

w-what are you?

>Be american
>Get shot before getting thrown out of a plane

Woops, meant to post this.

>Not thinking a fucking leaf is a based flag to have

At least we can wear our flag around the world and not be hated for it. It's no wonder Americans abroad wear Canadian flags..

he more than likely went to argentinia

but even if he did kill himself, it proves that only hitler can kill hitler.
nobody else succeeded in doing this, despite over a dozen attempts by filthy evil kikes and their brainwashed sympathizers

hitler is the true reich chancellor of germany and will always be my liege
the only other person in history even close to being so protected by god was general romel, and its no coincidence he was a commander of the german army

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>leaf
>based

> be American
> stay out of no-gun zones
> shoot multiple terrorists armed with assault rifles dead
> get shot in foot

Well, yuh sure showed me.

>be canadian
>realize nobody in the world cares about your opinion

>leaf
>based
>not hated

You are deluded you leafcuck.

>be human
>peace can't be achieved

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Wow, the amount of faggotry coming from Canadia caused your last three digits to repeat.

>live in Romania
>be a shit skin 3rd world fuck

A

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>be mc donald
>take literally all the possible bait on Sup Forums
>get butthurt over it
>muh fredum

>Be Italian
>can't handle banter
>Cry about it on Sup Forums

>live in america
>come home after a day of being a corporate slave at my Walmart cashier job
>a bit more and I will finally pay my college taxes in 30 years
>find jamal has arrived
>be a good boy and don't say anything
>go back to my cuckshed
>jamal comes and lock the door (again) while laughing
>good thing I have a PC
>go and shitpost on Sup Forums while fapping at my wife screams
>see neighbor from window doing the same thing
>2hourslater.clock
>jamal finally leaves
>he forgets to unlock me
>wife is sleeping
>already hungry and no McDonalds in sight
>eat my own cum since hungry af
>6hourslater.clock
>wife comes and unlocks me
>I thank her for not forgetting about me
>repeat the next days

haahahahahahaha romania, nigga you a real country? hahaahahah roma

>Be gypsy

>be in comfy rural area
>never go to large gatherings or cities often
>if ever
>all this happenings only enforces my stance