>be american
>go to cinema
>get shot
>go to school
>get shoot
>go inside a skyscraper
>get plane'd
>go to jogging
>get bomb'd
>go to club
>get shot
>go to walk
>get robbed by niggers
Be American
Gavin Perez
Lincoln Williams
>be Canadian
that's enough
Anthony Long
>Irrelevant country.
>flag
k
Connor Edwards
indeed
Kayden Phillips
>be canadian
>win
Anthony Davis
>be romanian
>get beaten with a pipe
David Russell
>be argentinian
>drown
Matthew Sanchez
>SOME FUCKING STRIPES AND SOME STARS
Hudson Young
>be hitler
>survive WWI, one of the worst wars in history
>survive over a dozen well-thought, highly coordinated assassination attempts, many by trained professionals
>obviously hitler is gods chosen, protected by god himself and did nothing wrong
>be american
>get shot at gay bar
Nathan Allen
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