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Big-G God (Eru) made a bunch of little-g gods (Ainur) and they made the world through magic singing. Everything was going great, and the world was pretty cool. A bunch of the little-gs had to go down and finish the work and they lived in a country we'll call God Island (Valinor). They needed to do this so when big-G's first (Elves) and second (Men) children showed up, they'd have a place to live and shit.

One of the little-gs is basically Satan (Morgoth) and was way more powerful than the other little-gs and wanted to do his own thing and he went and leveled mountains and drained oceans and undid all the work of the other little-gs.

Satan also made some things of his own. Like Balrogs and Sauron and Dragons. He also corrupted some elves (they're around now) into being his obedient little foot soldiers (Orcs).

One of the little-gs (Aulë) was getting pretty impatient waiting for daddy's second children (men), so he decided to create what he thought Men were. Thus, Dwarves are born. They're not the greatest thing, but they're kind of neat so the other little-gs let them stick around. "No heaven for them, though!" said little-gs, "They're blasphemous and against Big-G's will!"

Continuing: Satan's destruction peaked when he destroyed these two giant, magic trees (The Two Trees of Valinor) that were literally the Sun and Moon. With light gone from the world, Satan was able to pretty much do whatever he wanted. So the little-gs did a cool thing and put Sun and Moon v2 in the sky where Satan couldn't get to it.

Men and the First Age! They show up and live pretty well. Little-gs and elves help them out a bit. Pretty early on, they create their own Magic Country (Númenor) and things are mostly good. "What makes Elves and Men different?" Elves are literal beings of nature and cannot break big-G's rules; Men get a little more freedom and can control their own fates, meaning they get some flexibility outside of big-G's universe music, but they're not immortal.

Manchester is more of a hub to the UK than London

Wish I had someone to cuddle

and Amsterdam is more of a hub than London AND Manchester

cats

Just so sad
I want to die

london is stupid

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