Ask a spanish police man anything AMA

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Do you like potato chips?

Yeah ;)

What is reason behind high divorce rate in spain?

Please stop beating people up over petty shit

Do you kill druggies on a daily basis?

what's the most civilized sub-saharan african countries?
excluding south africa

shitty laws against men.
no lo XD, only arrest them

¿estas bien?

>what's the most civilized sub-saharan african countries?
being honest? none man
>¿estas bien?
Si

>being honest? none man
well , equatorial Guinea because it was a spanish colony and we like them.

fixed

i am not member of UIP so i dont hit your comrades

Do you satisfy your job??

Nacional, Local o GC?

Salario anual?

How safe is Spain?

Why are your boots so tiny?

Give me a nice tips to tour spain.

yes, i like it...it is a good job and wages are ok
Nacional, CNP

1. ¿Nacional?
2. Placa tapando datos con timestamp o dire la verdad.

Ever shot anyone?

why not?
take water in summer because it is really hot +40º, personally i recommend you Northern parts of Spain, nature and environment are incredible
tu respuesta

tiny boots = no respect

>Ever shot anyone?
no (thankfully)

Is crime rare in Spain?

Are there many gays among police officers on you job?

are you gay?

How many Brits have you arrested?

>tu respuesta

La placa.

in my opinion yes, it is pretty rare.

>Are there many gays among police officers on you job?
no, but if we had gays in our department i would respect them like others officers
no

Out of the British and German neighborhoods themselves yes, The difference is similar to "White residential neighborhood, black residential neighborhood".

is it true that you fake crime stats to get the "pluses"?

>crime rate is rare
what do police officers do on their spare time? you must have a lot

no voy a poner mi placa aqui, estas tonto?

none for the moment, i work in Madrid maybe it is a important factor

Que opinas de los gitanos?

Ok but are there many gays in Spain overall?
Do they tend to be manly bear like or more like twink faggots type?

>Out of the British and German neighborhoods themselves yes, The difference is similar to "White residential neighborhood, black residential neighborhood".
what are you doing? man you are not me

Visit gypsies and fine kids for having 1g of weed

kek

Not OP, but Gitanos should be eradicated from earth, 400 years after and they are still not integrated into society.

>Ok but are there many gays in Spain overall?
in my opnion yes, it is full of them
>Do they tend to be manly bear like or more like twink faggots type?
what?

>Que opinas de los gitanos?
the worst scum in Spain :P

Do they behave like men or more like sissy girly queers?

>Do they behave like men or more like sissy girly queers?
what are you talking about

Fag stop creating fantasies
Es el ruso gay que le gustan los maricas españoles

te pregunta que si los gays tienen pluma y dan la nota o si van como personas normales por la calle

Es difícil ser policía? Qué tal el sueldo?

why are you only posting photos of police with children? are you trying to tell us something?

do you suck dicks?

Answer this

Stop bullying marroquies

OP is a CNP member, i.e. national police. Bullies of Moroccans are usually Guardias Civiles.

How many Lithuanians have you arrested?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
A PRIVATE JOKER

>How many Lithuanians have you arrested?
none :)
no
preséntate a las opos, el sueldo esta bien y dependiendo de tu categoría es mejor por supuesto :=)

What are the top five most agressive minorities in your experience?

Whats your salary?

1.gypsies
2.dominicans
3.moroccans
4.romanian gypsies
5.people from Central african countries

Dominicans before morrocans? I didn't expect that at all

Tfw no spanish bf

Are you a qt black dickless girl?

>Dominicans before morrocans? I didn't expect that at all

they are really agressive, in my deparment we have many problems with them, usually they are members of latin bands

No...

Is jumping over babies legal?

>Dominicans before morrocans? I didn't expect that at all

they are really agressive, in my deparment we have many problems with them, they are usually members of latin bands

>Is jumping over babies legal?
what?

People only go into the police force because they desire power but are literally too stupid or lazy to earn it through their own enterprise.
What's it like being an insecure, power tripping government thug?

You are from Madrid, aren't you? Being me from Melilla the personal experiences sure change a lot

How do I into police.
Pass temarios bro.

>People only go into the police force because they desire power but are literally too stupid or lazy to earn it through their own enterprise.
i dont think so , my job is protecting european and spanish citizens against any danger in our territory
>What's it like being an insecure, power tripping government thug?
i feel good with my job that is all you should know about that

first at all, go to gym

i work in Madrid sry

>first at all, go to gym
Already started.
What about tests? I'm scared by the interview and the personality test.
Why the fuck did you come here?
Are you spying on u-us?
I-I swear I didn't make the handsome policemen threads h-here.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_jumping ?

how do people buy drugs in Spain? On the street, in houses? I worked in Andorra in a hotel for a couple of years and a lot of Spanish coworkers and tourists did drugs (sometimes they forgot/left drugs in the room after check out).

I dont do drugs btw, but never asked them (coworkers) how they got them just in case they felt insulted.

MurciANOS are aliens
Depends on the drugs, getting weed or chocolate is as easy as it gets

>What about tests? I'm scared by the interview and the personality test.
toda la info al tienes en la web del CNP , solo estudia por que actualmente hay mucha competencia y tiene que hacer todas las pruebas perfectas para entrar
>how do people buy drugs in Spain?
it is called camello every drug addict has a friend like that
>I dont do drugs btw, but never asked them (coworkers) how they got them just in case they felt insulted.
probably the drugs come from Morocco and north Africa, every drug in Europe comes from there.
any moroccan coworker?

no, but I saw some Moroccans on the street (la vereda/acera) in Casteldeffels (not sure how it is spelled) when visiting Barcelona with the Spanish coworkers, and they told me those Moroccans make more money in a day than a normal person working a month, so it would be impossible to convince them to get a normal job.
Like selling drugs is too tempting.

El chocolate si que viene de Marruecos pero la hierbita es toda autóctona

Do you haves sister?

Can you hook us together?

I've been a very naught boy,are you going to punish me, mr police man? ;)

>so it would be impossible to convince them to get a normal job.
>Like selling drugs is too tempting.
the problem is spanish laws are a joke , hen Spaniards say that "con Franco esto no pasaba" is because every moroccan criminal would be fusilated

What do you think of lolis? Who is your favourite lolicon artist?

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DONDE ESTA EL NUMERO DE PLACA?